A rep for Eva Longoria and Tony Parker issued a statement last Friday saying the couple were “going through a very difficult time,” but now the relationship problems have been upgraded to a full on split. A source close to the couple says: “It’s distance and demanding careers and not living in same city. It didn’t happen yesterday. It’s been going on for a while.” Additionally, Page Six reports Tony Parker was spotted at Marquee last week dancing with a blonde ex-girlfriend and swapping numbers with her. Which makes sense, because if you woke up next to this every morning you’d probably want out too. You’d probably also want to reexamine your sexuality, because sleeping with men is the first sign that you might be gay.
griffmills | October 2, 2006 at 10:06 am
Who cares?
happy_bunny | October 2, 2006 at 10:06 am
Dude. She’s really not that bad looking without makeup. You need to get over that. I’ve seen much worse. As I’m sure we all have.
jrzmommy | October 2, 2006 at 10:07 am
guess he doesn’t like spanish boys afterall.
dupababy | October 2, 2006 at 10:16 am
forget everything you read about why these two broke up.. it was a financial matter.. they ran out of money for longwhoria’s stepladders..
commissioner | October 2, 2006 at 10:18 am
SHE has a demanding career? Since when?
enfilade | October 2, 2006 at 10:18 am
Two fake people split up, what a tragedy!
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edb87 | October 2, 2006 at 10:22 am
Eva Who? I think I saw her and that dude working at the AMC theater by my house.
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
RichPort | October 2, 2006 at 10:23 am
You know the old addage “For every spicy skank who can swallow a 14″ cock, there’s an NBA player tired of fucking her”… I think it goes something like that.
Now that she has some free time, she can mow my fucking lawn.
suzy | October 2, 2006 at 10:25 am
um.. Tony Park is FRENCH… not spanish…. just in case none of you knew
and i feel bad, she seemed really happy with him
and sorry if seeing someone happy and content is a bad thing to like
ChicagoEric | October 2, 2006 at 10:25 am
Tony Parker, and word that Lance Armstrong is hitting up Ivanka Trump…Boy do athletes have a way with the women… Wonder if being a casual bowler qualifies as an athlete. I’d like to hit on these hotties too
Fugurself | October 2, 2006 at 10:26 am
This is not relevant. A relevant has big ears and a trunk.
CelebSlam.com | October 2, 2006 at 10:29 am
Not surprising. Tony plays in the NBA. He gets more ass than a toilet seat.
http://www.celebslam.com
jrzmommy | October 2, 2006 at 10:30 am
9–Have I ever mentioned to you that I hate the French? just wonderin’.
RichPort | October 2, 2006 at 10:32 am
#9 – INCOMING!!! INCOMING!!! Suzy, you want to duck…
Tony Park is a French fuck? I hate the French almost as much as I hate cutting myself when shaving nuts, then forgetting and dousing them in rubbing alcohol. Not fun. I thought he was raising his arms above his head to stretch out before games, turns out the French bastard was surrendering.
Brain Embolism | October 2, 2006 at 10:33 am
#9 suzyQ – read #3 jrzmommys post again, I believe you’ll find she was refering to Eva as the “spanish boy”
Get with the fucking program. DAMN !!!
Italian Stallion | October 2, 2006 at 10:36 am
@9 Suzy:
You really know how to say something that nobody gives a fuck about as usual. Keep up the good work douchebag……
I’m glad she got rid of that French dickhead! I bet he smells like toilet water……
The Juice | October 2, 2006 at 10:39 am
Hey here’s more fodder for you Yankee Doodles.
Not only is Tony Parker French… He’s also Canadian (from Montreal).
combustion8 | October 2, 2006 at 10:43 am
Didnt these two just finish their “Dream House”… someones gonna make a nice dollar off that.
I’d still fuck her but only if she were gagged first.
Equalparts | October 2, 2006 at 10:46 am
“going through a very difficult time.” Hack cough gag.
Must be real hard being superyoung and super fucking rich and super beautiful and booo fucking hoooo trying to be in love. Awwwww, life’s so fucking hard for you boring ass people.
Try maintaining a loving and healthy relationship while trying to make ends meet making $10.00 an hour like normal people and then tell me about what a “very difficult time is.”
Simply breaking up because having million dollar careers that mean you must live apart is not so “very difficult” if you get some decent perspective on shit.
Holy Candy | October 2, 2006 at 10:46 am
Eva orchestrated this for press coverage. She’s such a media whore!
http://www.HolyCandy.com
jrzmommy | October 2, 2006 at 10:47 am
Unrelated–some fuck just went into an Amish schoolhouse and blew away six kids and critically injured others before doing himself.
pinky_nip | October 2, 2006 at 10:47 am
How do you separate the men from the boys in France? With a crowbar.
Wampoon.com | October 2, 2006 at 11:06 am
Hm…wonder who she’s going to date to make him jealous.
http://wampoon.com
jrzmommy | October 2, 2006 at 11:33 am
The way Suzy says UM TONY PARKER IS FRENCH!! reminds me of those For Eyes (is it For Eyes?) commercials with the persnickety fag salesman that says, “UM THESE GLASSES ARE DIFFERENT! THEY SPEAK…….FRENCH!” hee hee hee
Not only is he FRENCH (God I wish I could type that so it appears really really BIG) he’s FRENCH CANADIAN! Have I mentioned my intense dislike of Canadians to anyone?
RichPort | October 2, 2006 at 11:40 am
#24 – Whoa! Go easy on Canada… they’ve proven to be an invaluable American colony.
jrzmommy | October 2, 2006 at 11:44 am
25–okay…..they’ve got good coffee at Tim Horton’s….but that’s all I’m gonna say.
Brain Embolism | October 2, 2006 at 12:05 pm
#22 pinky- Another piece of hilarity right to the funny-bone.
sharkbite | October 2, 2006 at 12:39 pm
Eh, Eva Longoria is so yesterday!
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
PaisleyMoon | October 2, 2006 at 12:44 pm
LMAO #8….that was good.
YoMamma | October 2, 2006 at 1:10 pm
good. Im glad. She sucks overated ass.
BarbadoSlim | October 2, 2006 at 1:48 pm
Eva needs to finish her 15 minutes and shut her stinkin’ piehole already.
that goes for you too #9.
xannalvzhallax | October 2, 2006 at 2:00 pm
OMG!!! PLEASE TELL ME UR NOT HONESTLY TRYIN 2 SAY EVA LONGORIA IS NOT PRETTY!!! SHE IS GORGEOUS!! U REELY R RETARED IF U THINK SHE IS UGLY. N U MUST B PRINCE CHARMING IF U FINK U HAV THE RYT 2 CALL SUM1 SO ATTRACTIVE UGLY. LOSER
BarbadoSlim | October 2, 2006 at 2:11 pm
Hahahahahahahahahaha seriously …
#32 you need to take it easy bubba.
RichPort | October 2, 2006 at 3:03 pm
#32 – Would you and Suzy Underpants (#9) care to play everyone’s favorite game “Let’s Take a Stab”? I have two extremely sharp, rusty knifes. Each of you gets a turn sticking the other until one falls in a pathetic, bloody pool. The first one to die wins. My money’s on you, like OMFG!!!
Jeremy1Esq | October 2, 2006 at 6:18 pm
In the NBA universe of hot women who will fuck you, Eva is just like the planet Pluto.
Brain Embolism | October 2, 2006 at 8:23 pm
I’m guessing #32 hasn’t heard of Sarah-Jean?
DrunkBlogger | October 2, 2006 at 8:29 pm
Gee, the Spurs are projected to be slipping as championship contender’s and they break up. I totally didn’t see this coming! Learn from this Tony, they all after the ice homie. Take it from me, a white guy who doesn’t even know what “ice” or “homie” mean.
Dirt McGirt | October 3, 2006 at 1:23 am
These two are the perfect couple to symbolizes everything I hate: Tony Parker is a black French-Canadian, and Eva Longoria is a dirty Mexican slutbag.
jrzmommy | October 3, 2006 at 5:58 am
32–unless you’re Prince……don’t EVER fucking post shit like that again. I have a goddammed migraine now from reading your comments and for that I hope your date pukes on your dress at Homecoming.
Skönflicka | October 3, 2006 at 6:50 am
Tony Parker is not French-Canadian !!
He was born in Belgium and raised in France.
And by the way, his dad, also named Tony Parker, was from Chicago !!
KevinTheProdigy.com | October 3, 2006 at 8:11 am
ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!
Target spotted, she is mine!!!
Now can someone lend me a couple Mil?
xannalvzhallax | October 3, 2006 at 10:04 am
#39 Im so glad i gave u a migrain :D Loserr
HolisticWisdomcom | October 3, 2006 at 10:25 am
It was her Brazilian wax that did it, he was tired of slipping around.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Chattel | October 3, 2006 at 2:58 pm
#32: There’s no excuse for a 16 year old to be such a shitty speller. Oh, wait, yes there is. You’re from England. Where the schools are as good as the dentists…
xannalvzhallax | October 4, 2006 at 10:02 am
OMG U FREEEEEK! u seriously fink i dnt kno how 2 spell them words…. its called abbreviation nob jockey. O wait u hav no life.. so u type evrythin owt word perfect *clap clap* a bet u get straight A’s
HollywoodSnark | April 5, 2007 at 8:51 pm
about time she dropped that lanky goof ball
doug | November 18, 2010 at 12:59 am
wow, he is really ugly.