Eva Longoria was spotted at a Hollywood dance studio with what appears to be AC Slater. At least that’s what whoever took these photos wants you to believe. I can’t actually confirm if it’s them though, since these photos are blurry and I don’t really know what either of them looks like. I can, however, confirm that if you put me within arm’s reach of a guitar, I will literally rock your face off. Like your face will actually come off. From all the rocking I’ll be doing.
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
Date: November 11, 2005
Place: My condo
Time: Late night hours
Circumstances: Intoxicated but not enough to forget that site and smell. I am still scarred from this nite that I thought was going to be great but actually quite the opposite. I’d rather do Roseanne after eating four dozen Fire chicken wings. My nose is still pissed at me and my eyes are too. I think that sight made my eyes get even more blurry. YUCK!!!
@51 Yeah right. I think you were doing Roseanne and not Eva
#45…
Go WHAT myself?
hey Bern, where do you find those titty photos?
Jimbo – my work probably has Internet Nazis, too … I guess I should erase the DMBS folder from my desktop … although, that would be a pretty sweet circumstance under which to get fired … I’m keeping it.
@54 Schack – Why? Do you want a pair for that incredibly flat chest of yours?
STILL brooding? my my my…
@56- You’re a fucking twatwaffle. Now, go play with your dads awkward, sideways erection.
Dad’s erection? Jesus. What is going on in here?
#54 – just search for something like “massive tits.” It’s not rocket science.
I’m guessing a certain desperate gal is planning may be visiting DWTS next season.
EVA LONGORIA: http://www.eva-longoria.net.ru
fuck that! I’m pissed as hell! LAILA ALI, DID NOT WIN! Ok, if she wasn’t going to win at least give it to joey! I think that he did better than Apolo, and that’s the truth! I would Defintely do MARIO, he is the bomb! to tell you the truth, he should have won that dancing W/T stars against Emmitt Smith!!!! meanwhile…..BLAKE, RULES!!!! EITHER WAY….THEY BOTH ARE SOME PAID INDIVIDUALS!
The opposite sex doesn’t just “hang out” and dance together like that just to be “friends”.
Mar-lo is soooo gay! Notice how men don’t mind if he’s their girlfriend’s friend.You never see him really with a woman. Plus ,he’s just a little too buddy-buddy with Seacrest for my taste.GAY!
Well having run into Tony Parker in San Antonio while there for the spurs games, he isn’t exactly a saint. Apparently he has lots of groupies and those groupies love to uhmmm help him relieve stress. And yes this was while he was dating Eva.
Mario Lopez? hes fucking hot. In a back alley, no condom sorta way hot. Like K Fed
nice..shez the boy
and hez the girl
either way,,,they
r both lozerz
what a pair……
Mario Lopez is yummy! I’d hit it! Then I’d hit it again!
2 untalented pukes + dancing = well, boring doesn’t even cut it.
Check out her ring finger in pic 7, if she’s cheating, she’s got ballz that should impress Mario, even if he is gay.
Clearly this is totally innocent since Eva’s dating/engaged(?) to that hot French basketball player, and that is totally Mario’s live-in girlfriend/Dancing with the Stars partner, Karina Smirnoff looking on.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20038845,00.html
Um, yeah… that is clearly Mario Lopez, & that’s not blurry. You’d have to be blind not to know that’s Mario. Shit, you can tell from the back it’s him. And, no, I’m not a ML fanatic, I just watched him on Saved By The Bell… I know, I know, I have way too much time on my hands what with being a mother and working full time. :D