Eva Longoria

November 12th, 2004 // 1 Comment

20041112_elongoria.jpgIt’s amazing how the wrong top can make even the skinniest of women look fat. Eva Longoria has got a frame that even anorectics would envy, but that floofy top makes her look like she’s pregnant or something. So let this be a lesson to all you women out there, stay away from the floofy tops. Unless, of course, the floofy top happens to be see-through. In which case, wear it with all the confidence in the world. See-through clothing is awesome.


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