Eva Longoria

20041011_evalongoria.jpgI wouldn’t normally admit to watching Desperate Housewives, but the presence of relative newcomer Eva Longoria wipes the shame away. Instead of having to explain why I’m drawn in by the intriguing storyline and manipulative backstabbing, I can just say that I enjoy watching Eva Longoria have sex with her teenage gardener and let that be the end of it. There’s nothing quite as satisfying as maintaining your manly heterosexuality while still watching a TV show geared towards 30-something women.

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