Eva Herzigova in a bikini

March 12th, 2009 // 90 Comments

While most of you are probably thinking “Why am I looking at pictures of a mop with breasts?”, these are actually shots of supermodel Eva Herzigova vacationing in St. Barts, and apparently, there’s been a big to-do about her figure, according to Celebuzz:

“I have lost weight without really noticing,” the model says, “I haven’t dieted and I am healthy. I am perfectly happy with my weight and this is my natural structure.”
“I have never tried to lose weight–it hasn’t been intentional.”
Herzigova put some of the onus on motherhood with son Turin, who is one. “I am a busy working mother, I have a hectic life rushing around looking after my toddler combined with a busy career.”

I take umbrage with this report. Mostly because there can’t be a “to-do” without me even weighing in first; She’s too skinny. BOOM! TO-DO! Get Anderson Cooper on the line. But, hey, wait. – - Don’t tell him it’s about girls.

Photos: Fame

  1. Hot Latina

    #11

    I guess you have not seen the petite Asians and Latinos lol! The Asians usually have small tits but us Latinas that are fit and not skinny or chunky have nice tits and smally shapely butts.

  2. Holyfuck

    Yeah, she looks like she just got out of Auchwitz but the fact of the matter is that she will never have diabetes and will probably live until she’s 90.

  3. She looks great, so is a chic with a nicer thighs,,,variety is the spice of life!!

  4. Deacon Jones

    @51

    HoLLa!

    I agree. When I was in Puerto Rico two summers ago, I had to put on Hannibal’s mask whenever I went to the beach.

  5. Jester

    She seriously looks like she just walked out of a concentration camp, and those pancakes, yeeesh……………………

  6. lola

    I am less worried about her thin (but healthy weight) than I am by her lack of muscle tone. That it what is making her look bad here. She has such a narrow weak chest, arms, and legs.. but that is beauty right?

  7. duh

    “She has such a narrow weak chest, arms, and legs.. but that is beauty right?”

    Designers like skinny models because they serve as good clothes hangers for their designs. It’s not a beauty contest, it’s a competition to be the best living clothes hanger. Everybody knows that. It’s an old, tired, dead horse of a subject. Here’s the key point: shut up.

  8. Frank N. Stein

    I’d hit that.

  9. She looks like a garden gnome in pic #4.

  10. timmy the dying boy

    I hope a trip to the grocery store is in her immediate plans.

  11. mikeock

    all the negative comments are from fat broads trying to justify their gigantic asses.

  12. Sad

    You know once she puts the weight back on people are going to be calling her chubby. Sad.

  13. question

    If she had some muscles on her legs and a more toned abdomen, she would be really beautiful. I don’t think she is too skinny, but she isn’t normal either. I mean, not more than a normal model at least.

    People use the kids excuse for anything: too fat or too thin. Greeat.

  14. MakesMeHappy

    These pictures make me happier than the real Eva Herzigova ever would. Thanks for posting ‘em fish.

  15. Mama Pinkus

    these model gals always claim they eat whatever they want but if you dig, you find all they want is a lettuce leaf and a couple of pumkin seeds

  16. testing

    She has always been skinny, but this is too far and not attractive. She usually has pin up girl or hitchcock blond look, the heroine chic does not look good on her

  17. farty mcshitface

    i don’t know why some are complaining about how skinny she looks. she looks just like every other supermodel- skin and bones. they are all ugly, overated anorexic liars. yeh she isn’t trying to be this skinny. just like blowhan is skinny because she is so busy working. lindsay hasn’t had a job in about 2 years now and i haven’t heard of any jobs coming her way. women can be such pathetic liars about their weight related issues.

  18. Sookie

    She’s definately way too skinny. Add her to the “death watch list” along with Lindsey Lohan, Amy Wino, and Rachel Zoe.

  19. LT

    Had a baby a year ago? Damn. I had one two years ago and my belly looks NOTHING like that. Jealous.

  20. Marie

    Some people, when they’re stressed out or overworked, do lose a lot of weight. I am one of them, and it can be very frustrating, especially since people will tell you to your face all the time that you’re skinny and ask you if you’re anorexic. She might be, like she might not. And what if she is? Leave her alone!

  21. jj

    too skinnyy?

    FUCK YOU!!!!

    it’s always too skinny..too fat

    some people actually are naturally skinny
    not everyone who’s thin is anorexic you fucking morons

  22. wet newspaper

    How do these model chicks have babies and not have one visible stretch mark as a result? are they getting c-sections done at 6 months or something…?

  23. Adolph

    I thought they shut down all my concentration camps?

  24. ::to all the boys and girls out there::

    #27
    no im not saying that … im saying that EVERYONE should keep their fucking opinions to themselves about a woman’s (or man’s) weight … no one knows what monsters are hiding behind closed doors … some people are overweight because they have fucked up thyroids and their metabolism is shit … some chicks stick their fingers down their throats because they WANT to look unattractive because they were raped when they were young … so yeah, everyone can and has an opinion but we should let them out carefully

  25. Alinka

    She needs some muscle tone. Shes kinda flabby.

  26. GG1000

    Oh for F’s sake, these women drive me crazy with this “I have a career; I have a toddler” therefore I look like I just stepped out of Auschwitz. Come kid, job, the Apocalypse, whatever, most of us don’t just lose weight without trying! Also, she doesn’t look healthy. Her face is gaunt and she has no muscles. Yuck.

  27. Patrick

    Her caboose still looks pretty righteous.

  28. ginger

    #74 – We are all judeged by a culturally determined standard of beauty. It is our right and responsibility to debate this standard.

  29. She “FORGOT” her tits to take with her, folks?

  30. Blue Light Special

    Since when do you guys like looking at drift-wood?

  31. RichPort's Toast

    #59: You look like a smegma-covered cock. What’s your fucking point, douche?

  32. i call 'em as I see 'em

    Ha Ha Ha #80 you’re right.

    This girl is SCRAWNY, which is different than skinny. And not in a good way.

    Too bad, because she used to be one of the models who at least looked like a female. Not any more. Put a bikini and a babooshka on Andy Dick, and I’ll bet you
    couldn’t tell the two of them apart.

  33. Jenner

    I have seen her dating profile on a celebrity and Mill ionaire da ting site …C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M…I tried to put her dat ing photo or profile, but the link is too long, this site dosent allow me to do such a thing. If you don`t belive, please ask me for the link or search at that site with her criteria.

  34. peckerheadedstepchild

    She looks fantastic. If her breasts were a little bigger, she’d be perfect.

  35. sorry gwynnie but you're ugly

    still better than being fat

  36. wrong

    51. Hot Latina – March 12, 2009 2:15 PM

    you wish – most latinas I see every day have big wide butts and no tits

  37. laurente

    guys

    When are you going to realize that most VICTORIA SECRET models are bone racks
    they are not the really voluptuous types that they portray
    they either have fake boobs they shove up to kingdom come and a lot of stuffing if they don’t
    most are fake
    but in person their legs are scrawny and their butts are flat
    most of you would be very disappointed in person

    Nope I am not fat!

  38. sarah

    she may be skinny, but she still has cankles.

  39. It was not responsible for the dissemination of these images. A few minutes before, and I was very happy and healthy. Then I looked at her photos. Now I have anorexia nervosa. I appreciate you all responsibility.

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