Eva Herzigova in a bikini

March 12th, 2009 // 90 Comments

While most of you are probably thinking “Why am I looking at pictures of a mop with breasts?”, these are actually shots of supermodel Eva Herzigova vacationing in St. Barts, and apparently, there’s been a big to-do about her figure, according to Celebuzz:

“I have lost weight without really noticing,” the model says, “I haven’t dieted and I am healthy. I am perfectly happy with my weight and this is my natural structure.”
“I have never tried to lose weight–it hasn’t been intentional.”
Herzigova put some of the onus on motherhood with son Turin, who is one. “I am a busy working mother, I have a hectic life rushing around looking after my toddler combined with a busy career.”

I take umbrage with this report. Mostly because there can’t be a “to-do” without me even weighing in first; She’s too skinny. BOOM! TO-DO! Get Anderson Cooper on the line. But, hey, wait. – - Don’t tell him it’s about girls.

Photos: Fame
Eva Herzigova photo | Posh24.com
Eva Herzigova wallpaper
Celebrity Eva Herzigova Wallpapers. Pictures, photos, Eva Herzigova ...
Eva Herzigova
Angels delight: the story behind the success of Victoria's Secret
Heidi Klum and Gisele Bündchen may be the most famous bodies beautiful associated with the brand, but walkers and spokesmodels for the chain are a veritable Who's Who of the starlet world, including: Claudia Schiffer, Eva Herzigova, Laetitia Casta ...
Kate Moss the new face of Mango
The mother of one joins a long list of beauties who have previously worked with the company, including, Scarlett Johansson, Penélope Cruz, Milla Jovovich, Lizzy Jagger, Karolina Kurkova, Naomi Campbell, Eva Herzigova, Inés Sastre, Claudia Schiffer ...

Comments (90)

  1. ironcorn | March 12, 2009 at 11:55 am

    sweet!!!

    Reply
  2. nicholerichie'stwin | March 12, 2009 at 11:56 am

    where is she? i can’t see her.

    Reply
  3. Bertrum G. Cumberdale | March 12, 2009 at 11:56 am

    annorexic ugly loser im a guy and im way more better looking

    Reply
  4. ironcorn | March 12, 2009 at 11:57 am

    and first!! at last

    Reply
  5. Jeezy | March 12, 2009 at 11:57 am

    Skin covered skeleton.

    Reply
  6. Bort | March 12, 2009 at 11:57 am

    she LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF DRIED BREAD HAHAHAHAH

    Reply
  7. ugh | March 12, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    holocaust survivor?
    someone give this girl some bread.

    Reply
  8. Erica | March 12, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    WTF! That’s not her “natural structure”. Her legs are so far about you could fit another leg in the middle.

    Reply
  9. yawn | March 12, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    Ok, so this is the story about weight…I assume the story about race will be next? I look forward to the many original, nonrepetitive, unpredictable, entertaining comments.

    Reply
  10. Kor | March 12, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    She needs a sammich!!

    Reply
  11. FRIST!!! | March 12, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    She’s too caucasion..

    I mean skinny!!!!

    Reply
  12. Valerie | March 12, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    Hmmm, she could stand to put on 10 lbs of muscle, and she’d probably look really good. She actually looks really hungry!

    Reply
  13. ishi-san | March 12, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    iieeewww! Is that what we are supposed to look like?? No thanks

    Reply
  14. luka | March 12, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    #8, her being slightly bowlegged doesn’t mean that this is not her natural structure… of course you don’t see many bowlegged fatties, but you can’t see what’s underneath all that fat anyway…

    Reply
  15. my name is Suzie and I have no self-esteem | March 12, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    It’s so irresponsible to publish these pictures. A couple of minutes ago, I was very healthy and happy. Then I looked at her pictures. Now I have anorexia nervosa. I hold all of you responsible.

    Reply
  16. havoc | March 12, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    And just think, the camera adds ten pounds.
    .

    Reply
  17. Frank | March 12, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    I’ve seen healthier broads in Auschwitz

    Reply
  18. Valerie | March 12, 2009 at 12:31 pm
  19. Michael Blacke | March 12, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    she looks fantastic

    Reply
  20. ::to all the boys and girls out there:: | March 12, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    too fat, too skinny … FUCK YOU ALL let the fucking woman of the world weigh however much the fuck they want to … criticize our intelligence, our choices but stop with the ignorant comments about our weight

    Reply
  21. Dr. Phil | March 12, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    Lots of neurotic chicks become anorexic after the birth of a kid. They get completely freaked out by all the body changes during pregnancy – so do normal women, but the body-image neurotics can barely control the insanity. Then, as soon as they crap the kid out, they set to work on dieting and completely overdo it, like this Victoria’s Skeleton model. Plus, the kid gets to deal with an impossibly high maintenance mom who resents what the kid did to her body. Yes, these are truly model women.

    Reply
  22. Lowlands | March 12, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    ???

    Reply
  23. BonnieBell | March 12, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    I know I’m going to go to the Great Pasta Machine in Hell for saying this…..
    but Paris Hilton looks better in a bikini than this chick.

    Reply
  24. BonnieBell | March 12, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    I know I’m going to go to the Great Pasta Machine in Hell for saying this…..
    but Paris Hilton looks better in a bikini than this chick.

    Reply
  25. MassGrrl | March 12, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    Uh, she looks fine. ???

    Reply
  26. BonnieBell | March 12, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Sorry for the double post

    Reply
  27. you all | March 12, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    “FUCK YOU ALL let the fucking woman of the world weigh however much the fuck they want to”

    Stop pretending you’re not free to do whatever you want, including weighing whatever you want. What you’re whining about is that you want to be free of the consequences of your choices. Sorry, no deal.

    Reply
  28. FRIST!!! | March 12, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    #21 So true!!

    Reply
  29. Deacon Jones | March 12, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    GAaah!

    Reply
  30. Alan | March 12, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    Wow,so sexy!I just want to kiss her,lol…seems she is dating at the famous millionaire club “c e l e b mingle . com, they are already rich enough, but still looking for rich, why??

    Reply
  31. Sauron | March 12, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    ???

    Reply
  32. juniper | March 12, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    hey give her credit. at least she doesnt have a black hood ornament hanging over her like the other VS model whore.

    Reply
  33. Rick | March 12, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    If I had to choose between too fat and too skinny, well, that’s easy – there’s nothing more disgusting than rolls of fat and rippling cellulite. Unfortunately most of the time these days it’s an all-fat menu out there.

    Reply
  34. AtomicSquid | March 12, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    I see the mop but where are the breasts you speak of?

    Reply
  35. FRIST!!! | March 12, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    Where do some of you people live that you think that 99% of all American women are fat? Guess that makes me 1%..

    HaHa!!! I’m joking..

    Reply
  36. best story today | March 12, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    “When 13-year-old Alycia Nipp didn’t come home from a trip to Wal-Mart, her family had no idea where she was. But a tracking device was transmitting the location of her accused killer, Darrin Sanford. The convicted sex offender was wearing a GPS monitor when he tried to rape the teen before beating and stabbing her, according to police.”

    Second-funniest part: “tried to rape” her
    Funniest part: her name was “Nipp”

    Reply
  37. Darth | March 12, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    ?..

    Reply
  38. Adolf H. | March 12, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    The black outfit was my idea. I call it “ovenwear”.

    Reply
  39. Harry | March 12, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    Wow, haven’t heard from this woman in years. Can you be on vacation if you don’t actually work?

    Reply
  40. asdf321 | March 12, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    Man! what a porker. she really needs to loose some weight. She would be nice if she was at least 10 lbs thinner.

    Reply
  41. Kia | March 12, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    I don’t know who started the whole “running after my toddler keeps me thin” idea, but it’s pretty humorous. If that were the case, there would be a lot more MILFs in the world. Most moms are somewhat overweight and I don’t think it has anything to do with their parenting style…

    Reply
  42. GrandpaMccain | March 12, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE THAT SKINNY BITCH A CHEESEBURGER, OR A HOT DOG OR AT LEAST AN F-ING FRENCH FRY!!!

    Reply
  43. Lowlands | March 12, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    Too skinny for me,according to my taste.She might look pretty good in clothes!

    Reply
  44. Sauron | March 12, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    Is she starving? I understand designers like skinny models because they fit in all clothes!

    Reply
  45. NipTuck | March 12, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    Very skinny. But if she is healthy…let her be that way

    Reply
  46. Hulu | March 12, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    forget about her…. check out the hulu mini player: http://tinyurl.com/hulu-mini-viewer

    Reply
  47. Darth | March 12, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    I hope for her she’s healthy.But she doesn’t look healthy!

    Reply
  48. Nero | March 12, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    More meat please!

    Reply
  49. R2-D2 | March 12, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    Boop blip! Humans have a skeleton! blop!

    Reply
  50. #36... WHAT THE FUCK?!!? | March 12, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    you are a fucking lunatic! you’re gonna make fun of this story! that 13-year-old girl was beaten and stabbed to death. she is dead now. burn in hell, fuckwad.

    Reply

Leave a Comment

Name (Visible)
Email (Required, Not Visible)