Former supermodel Eva Herzigova attended the opening of a new Chopard’s store in Barcelona and ended up flashing her panties. Which probably would be a bigger deal if I knew who the hell she was or if she was even remotely attractive. When I see this face I don’t think, “Hey, I’d like to see her panties.” No, I think, “Hey, there’s the crazy cat lady who threw a cat at me last week.” And judging from this picture she’s about twelve feet tall and eats children.
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dd | August 6, 2007 at 4:21 pm
YA First
Texas Tranny | August 6, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Finally, something to jack-off to. Pretty panties. Yummy
hollyj | August 6, 2007 at 4:22 pm
She’s still pretty, to be 146 yrs old
Seduction Techniques | August 6, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Man, she has really degraded over time.
TONS-O-FUN | August 6, 2007 at 4:23 pm
STACKED…!!!
hollyj | August 6, 2007 at 4:24 pm
It looks like the end of a big phat tampon is hanging out of her cootchie in those white panties. ..Or is that a big wad of toilet tissue she keeps in there for emergencies?
teeteetdot | August 6, 2007 at 4:25 pm
What’s going on in those panties? Somethin’ weird’s in there.
wedgeone | August 6, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Amazon woman from Mars!
Texas Tranny | August 6, 2007 at 4:26 pm
@6……may it’s a penis.
I wish. tee hee
Don Mega | August 6, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Boobalicious
Texas Tranny | August 6, 2007 at 4:27 pm
@6……maybe it’s a penis.
I wish. tee hee
doomhammer | August 6, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Thats look like a huge clit she has poking out there. There are web sites that pay big money for freaks like her. Sometimes as much as $50 per session. $100 if shes cool with water sports.
ssdd | August 6, 2007 at 4:28 pm
In light of the days comments .. shouldn’t you have said .. ‘a twelve foot bear’?……….lol .. … hell no ..no reason to .. just saying…
anyways ..who is the Lobster Man with her?.
Christ on a Crotch | August 6, 2007 at 4:31 pm
This is what we’ve been waiting hours for……
Sorry, the FISH is sleeping with the fishes.
Lovely | August 6, 2007 at 4:34 pm
#13 Stop being freakin racist….. it’s a 12 ft. jolly GREEN Bear… jeeez
TS | August 6, 2007 at 4:34 pm
First = Dork
That’s a great rack by the way…
mrs.t | August 6, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Does anyone have a stick of gum? For some reason, I suddenly want gum.
wanks | August 6, 2007 at 4:38 pm
wtf is the superfish writer a woman?? or a fag??? i would love to fuck the hell outta her!
ashrock | August 6, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Why do her panties look like they are green with infection.
Texas Tranny | August 6, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Is Juicy Fruit okay Mrs. T?
Texas Tranny | August 6, 2007 at 4:41 pm
@18, some of us fags would fuck her and let her do us in the ass with her strap-on dildo. Yummy
tiago | August 6, 2007 at 4:41 pm
HER PANTIES ARE YELLOW!!
OH MY GOD, someone really need a shower!
woodhorse | August 6, 2007 at 4:41 pm
#18 You would actually risk putting your dick in between THOSE teeth? Did the movie “Alien” make you hot?
Tohottohandle | August 6, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Why does the superfish even bother w/ the oh-so-UNfunny comments? I swear, he must be a chick. chix aren’t as witty, funny or clever as guys, usually. She’s insulting her looks? This chick was a super model and not 50 years ago! I’d like to see what super fich loooks like. Anyway, she’s hotter and way more doable than the likes of that herpy soar paris, crazy outta control brit and lohan, and waste of space and time nicole.
ssdd | August 6, 2007 at 4:48 pm
24~ Define “Super Model”, please.
15 ~ I stand corrected …I should have stated ‘Green’…. wtf was I thinking………..
;)
chompy | August 6, 2007 at 4:54 pm
http://maxwelld.livejournal.com/42003.html
SMEGMA | August 6, 2007 at 4:55 pm
I wouldn’t eat that yellow puss up!!!!!
chompy | August 6, 2007 at 4:56 pm
take a look at these pics of her in gq and playboy and tell me you wouldnt want to do her!
mrs.t | August 6, 2007 at 4:57 pm
Tranny: lol @ Juicy Fruit. Only because you wrote it, and you’re right behind Kenny Kenny as my favorite fruit.
Texas Tranny | August 6, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Mrs. T, i just knew you’d get it, your so smart. :-)
mrs.t | August 6, 2007 at 5:05 pm
I AM clever.
Now I have to help my 3 yr old get something that’s stuck under her bed. Hope it’s not some “snack” that she hid there days ago….have a juicy evening!
punchy | August 6, 2007 at 5:05 pm
uh, very bad teeth to gum ratio. I’d rather not bone her.
Bite Me! | August 6, 2007 at 5:27 pm
@26 Nice link
Kerry | August 6, 2007 at 5:29 pm
I love how the headline is that SHE flashed her panties.
I expected the picture to be of someone holding their skirt up with a manic facial expression or her tongue hanging out in a drunken moment of stupidity.
But I guess ‘pervert camera man manages to get one shot up her skirt when she’s leaning over’ just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
regular joe | August 6, 2007 at 5:33 pm
GROSS PISS STAINS!
regular joe | August 6, 2007 at 5:35 pm
agree with punchy
nothing uglier than huge gums. ain’t happenin.
regular joe | August 6, 2007 at 5:35 pm
agree with punchy
nothing uglier than huge gums. ain’t happenin.
bush baby | August 6, 2007 at 5:38 pm
it’s a just born panda that’s in her panties. kittens couldn’t cut it. scratch the snach way to much.
Daisy | August 6, 2007 at 5:42 pm
shadow or stain??? ewwwww
Lovely | August 6, 2007 at 5:44 pm
Jesus Christ of Latter day saints… bears are def. taking over the superficial- we’re back at pandas
haroof | August 6, 2007 at 5:50 pm
i see many homosexuals here…
foog | August 6, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Sadly, I’m beginning to suspect that superfish has gotta be 12 years old, what with not knowing who who the hell Eva Herzigova is and all.
Big Mama | August 6, 2007 at 5:52 pm
The skin under her arm in fourth pix with horny looking guy looks like a vagina.
UR(ine) ALL SO MEAN! | August 6, 2007 at 5:55 pm
I think she looks great for her age! Besides, a little urinary incontinence is normal after menopause. It goes with the atrophy (shrinking) of the genitalia, and the general slide back toward prepubertal status. I think it’s all very natural and lovely. And the urine does wonders to cleanse the palette, after you’ve ingested a gutfull of yeast and gray pubic hair. I love older women!
Pervert | August 6, 2007 at 6:01 pm
Great camera work! whoever took this picture should get a raise because I know I’m getting one right now.
Sassy | August 6, 2007 at 6:04 pm
Ummm those panties look yellowish/green. And nothing says sexy like infection and/or piss.
BANGBANG | August 6, 2007 at 6:11 pm
how brave of that mini news reporter, to go up to such an intimidating giant.
Jho | August 6, 2007 at 6:30 pm
Looks like a little period stain to me, although this lady has got to be menopausal. Maybe it’s a “rough sex” stain? The Superficial has really gone downhill…. boring writing and useless posts. You’d think that since the quality of posts has declined at least he might be able to post more of them. Three or four boring posts per day is not gonna cut it SUPERFISH!!! Some of us have work to avoid!
whatever | August 6, 2007 at 6:32 pm
How drunk do you think lobster man has to be to go down on her piss stained, infected pussy?
Donkey | August 6, 2007 at 6:42 pm
I think I’ve heard this woman’s name before, but I’m not sure who she is.