Eva and her baller boyfriend Tony Parker were cited by a police officer in San Antonio on Christmas Eve because the two were stopped on the road, impeding traffic. I can only assume the cop rolled up on the tail end of an x-rated public display of affection involving a drunken Eva and a snorkel. What else would explain this response?
The incident happened about 12:45 a.m. Saturday. After seeing a car stopped, a bicycle officer said it was impeding traffic. When the car didn’t move, the officer rapped the hood with the palm of his hand, according to a police report.
Parker, who was behind the wheel, questioned why the officer touched the car, and the couple “began screaming in a verbally abusive and demeaning manner,” police said. Longoria called the police report “highly inaccurate.”
Police say Parker then began to drive away, almost hitting a man standing nearby. After being told to stop and get out, Parker showed a French driver’s licence, police said.
The officer who wrote the citations said Parker complained: “This is all the cops do, just mess with people,” and that Longoria shouted from the car: “He’s just a Mexican bike cop. He only wants your autograph.”
Eva denies it all, just like she denies sending me soiled panties in the mail every other Wednesday. I’m just wondering why she didn’t invite the cop to join in on their escapade, being a whore and all.
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Layne | December 26, 2005 at 11:22 am
It’s so sad how unnecesary her existence is…
Populist | December 26, 2005 at 11:49 am
Surely you don’t expect the rich, famous, and hot to follow the rules and to be nice to regular people! I mean, after Eva finishes a morning of crapping gold bars, the last thing she wants to do is treat a lowly public servant with respect.
Solaera | December 26, 2005 at 2:37 pm
It amuses me when these B level celebrities get all uppity. Langoria is hot but hardly what I’d consider even a minor talent.
She should be kind. Desperate Housewives will be cancelled soon, she’ll get a few roles in some really crappy movies, then no roles in any movies. Then, she’ll pop back up on some retarded sitcom which will be cancelled after the first season. 5 years out and no one is going to give a rat’s ass about old Eva Longoria.
Just a Mexican bike cop, God.
MortyFishbein | December 26, 2005 at 2:42 pm
Yeah, I can already see Ms. Longoria getting up from the toilet, turning around and then leaning in to say, “Yeah, see, that’s what I thought. My shit DOESN’T stink.”
She will become the Farrah Fawcett of the sitcom universe soon enough. Or, if there’s a God, she’ll be come the Anna Nicole Smith as well.
Layne | December 26, 2005 at 2:44 pm
I think thats dead on Solaera
vengeanceangel | December 26, 2005 at 3:27 pm
I’m going to agree with Solaera, too. What I can’t believe is that she expects people to believe that she did NOT say that rude comment.
And I remember her from her soap opera days. She wasn’t very good.
Lilmissy | December 26, 2005 at 3:47 pm
1. She was on vacation
2. She’s not a whore, she only plays that on DH
HollyJ | December 26, 2005 at 3:48 pm
An interesting combo – a racist Italian pedophile midget.
Linnea | December 26, 2005 at 4:07 pm
I live in San Antonio and if they ever got in any real trouble I’m sure there would be plenty of people outside the courthouse with doves. People here love them both. Gag.
CelebGossipAficionado | December 26, 2005 at 5:07 pm
Does anyone even watch DH anymore?
WrestlingBeltworld | December 26, 2005 at 6:27 pm
I see it didn’t affect his gameplay Sunday either against Detroit.
Oh wait, yes it did. At least she was still courtside all smiles still.
Slappy san | December 26, 2005 at 7:12 pm
…and flashed the ring when the crowd booed her.
history | December 26, 2005 at 8:13 pm
Linnea:
I don’t know what San Antonio you live in, but it’s all I’ve heard about all day. It was on the news this morning. I even had HEB cashiers ask me my opinion on it. I had lunch in Alamo Heights and it was all everyone was talking about. I don’t know anyone in this damned city who likes her–him, yes because they take their Spurs far too seriously, but her…looks like she could be on the verge of a lot of people around here hating her.
tuesdayup | December 26, 2005 at 9:51 pm
The events should have gone like this car video:
http://allowe.cillix.nl/Humor/video/Fiat,Don'tTouchMyCar.wmv
To give credit I found this story/link at http://theobsessivemessenger.com first.
Binky | December 26, 2005 at 10:00 pm
A few points : 1) the last time I flipped out during a traffic stop – it didn’t pay off.
b) if San Antonio is fascinated by this couple the town should get out more. Maybe visit Lubbock – or something.
III) Eva – bikes are ok. Ask Lance. If the guy Mexican guy was on Trike – it’s worthy of a dizz..
Binky | December 26, 2005 at 10:05 pm
(the terrorists put in an extra ‘guy’)
nikki | December 26, 2005 at 10:19 pm
Eva has been hanging around white people for too long — now she is starting to believe that she is one of them. i guess it’s all those hair commercials that have her confused, her suddenly being a redhead and all. what a douche bag.
I love K-fed's Corn Rolls | December 26, 2005 at 10:31 pm
Isn’t that stuck up bitch MEXICAN herself?… she sure looks like it, and has a MEXICAN name, and PLAYS A MEXICAN on TV, and is MARRIED to a MEXICAN on tv… what a unedducated bimbo… I hope she gets hit in the head with a basketball at one of those games… that would be so funny I would finnally be happy.
I HATE TO SAY THIS… but Terry Hatcher is more talented than her… that says a lot right there…
Captain Awesome | December 26, 2005 at 11:56 pm
She better ride this out as long as possible.
I’ve seen better looking latinas at the local highschool.
Disclaimer: Yes I drive around highschools, naked.
cap077 | December 27, 2005 at 2:06 am
ok Tony Parker is not regular black, he is French black- I get it!!!
Liz | December 27, 2005 at 8:30 am
Lilmissy: “1. She was on vacation”
And that makes it okay to verbally abuse public servants, does it? I’ll have to remember that next time I’m on vacation.
ShoeSlut | December 27, 2005 at 9:46 am
Well, the results are in and it’s official — Eva Longoria is Mexico’s Paris Hilton — a useless, self-centered, spoiled brat. I hope and pray that the the day shall soon come when Tony Parker dumps her “Mexican Ass”. FYI: YOU HAVE NO TALENT, SO RIDE OUT WHAT YOUR LUCKY STARS GAVE YOU AND PLAY NICE!!!
Sheva | December 27, 2005 at 10:07 am
Eva is playing herself on Desperate Househo’s. She even said she likes the idea of banging high school kids.
(Apparently she’s wait until they graduate and tend to summer lawns.)
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Don'tPanic | December 27, 2005 at 10:46 am
She denies saying it, and she is Mexican herself, so it doesn’t seem likely.
Chula | December 27, 2005 at 1:26 pm
Well, it seems there are racist pots calling kettles “Mexicans” here. Eva is American she wasn’t born in Mexico and she’s far from Paris Hilton. Mexican isn’t a derogatory term people.
Solaera | December 27, 2005 at 2:33 pm
Of course ‘Mexican’ is not a derogatory term. But put ‘Just’ in front of ‘a Mexican’ and the phrase becomes belittling or dismissive at best.
Example: Ray Charles was just a black man. or Hillary Clinton is just a woman.
superficielle | December 27, 2005 at 2:58 pm
My friend works at one of those celebrity magazines, and she says ever since DH started and Eva got big, a famous stylist consistently refused to work with her, shuddering and saying “No, not the mexican!”
Whether what my friend heard is true or not I can’t say, but it’s a funny anecdote considering this happening b/w Eva and the “mexican bike cop.”
batteryacidqueen | December 27, 2005 at 4:54 pm
Whatever she’s JUST a stupid soap star. Maybe she was calling him mexican like Afro Americans can call each other Nigga’s ? (notice the sarcasm please)
sugarbullet | December 27, 2005 at 6:40 pm
hrm. my friends ex bf is from corpus christi where eva is from, and she’s has a pretty interesting reputation there…aka she was a mondo slut and quite the bitch. i’m just not an eva fan to begin with, but after that i just disliked her even more.
derekd | December 27, 2005 at 9:00 pm
If she really said that then I have a simple message for her: DIE CUNT DIE!!!!
If she didn’t then carry on.
rocketscience | December 28, 2005 at 10:37 am
Did anyone else ever think that the Parker-Longoria thing was fabricated a la Tom and Katie?? Or if not fabricated, highly encouraged by the people at ABC. See, Parker plays for the Spurs, one of the best teams in the NBA. ABC has almost exclusive rights to televise NBA games, the deal they signed with the NBA was enormous, so enormous that in a way Parker’s check is being paid by ABC. The “mexican’s” show is on ABC, so we know they are CTC. I could be wrong, but everytime I watch an NBA game it seems they are cutting to her and talking about DH.
Tania | December 29, 2005 at 2:16 am
Miss Eva is a getting a little ahead of herself. You can’t start shouting racial slurs and berating actual contributing citizens until your as big as, say, Jessica Alba. Jessica’s already done like 2 bad movies and has had her first nip slip, she’s earned that right. How many movies has Eva made? How many Mexican nip slips have we seen? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
morgstress | December 30, 2005 at 5:02 pm
Calling out to all police officers nationwide: Please please PLEASE make it a point to pull these schmucks over at every opportunity. They should suffer for this. Damn, I mean how stupid and self-righteous can you get??
blackblackheart | January 5, 2006 at 5:16 am
The police report couldn’t have been half as innacurate as the claim that Eva deserves to live, although it’s pretty evident that only someone like her stupid boyfriend(s) would make that claim.
LaydeeBug | February 3, 2006 at 11:12 am
Who the hell is Tony Parker? Oh, and I’ve NEVER seen Desperate Housewives. Anything that even remotely resembles Melrose or 90210 or any stupid shit like that, does not get played in my house. Family Guy RULES!!