Eva and Tony flip out during traffic stop
Eva and her baller boyfriend Tony Parker were cited by a police officer in San Antonio on Christmas Eve because the two were stopped on the road, impeding traffic. I can only assume the cop rolled up on the tail end of an x-rated public display of affection involving a drunken Eva and a snorkel. What else would explain this response?
The incident happened about 12:45 a.m. Saturday. After seeing a car stopped, a bicycle officer said it was impeding traffic. When the car didn’t move, the officer rapped the hood with the palm of his hand, according to a police report.
Parker, who was behind the wheel, questioned why the officer touched the car, and the couple “began screaming in a verbally abusive and demeaning manner,” police said. Longoria called the police report “highly inaccurate.”
Police say Parker then began to drive away, almost hitting a man standing nearby. After being told to stop and get out, Parker showed a French driver’s licence, police said.
The officer who wrote the citations said Parker complained: “This is all the cops do, just mess with people,” and that Longoria shouted from the car: “He’s just a Mexican bike cop. He only wants your autograph.”
Eva denies it all, just like she denies sending me soiled panties in the mail every other Wednesday. I’m just wondering why she didn’t invite the cop to join in on their escapade, being a whore and all.
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