Good Morning, Eva Longoria Trying To Get George Clooney’s Attention, And Other News

- In case George Clooney missed the press release. [Lainey Gossip]

- Miley Cyrus’ new album cover looks strangely familiar. [Dlisted]

- Congrats, You’re A Hot Non-Vampire [theCHIVE]

- Robert Pattinson is sad and lonely, you guys. [Fishwrapper]

- “Tara Reid in a bikini? How can I lose?!” – Not a goddamn soul alive [tooFab]

- The Mortal Instruments bombed? But it looks so original… [BuzzFeed]

- A moment for Julianna Hough’s ass in yoga pants. [Popoholic]

- Leilani Dowding is a Scientologist now, but let’s still look at her ass. [Hollywood Tuna]

- John Mayer might be proposing to Katy Perry. [Celebslam]

- Pamela Anderson proves GQ Russia has the most powerful Photoshop known to man. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Wait. Wasn’t The Lone Ranger the fifth Pirates of The Caribbean? [FilmDrunk]

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