Good Morning, Eva Longoria Bikini Photos, And Other News

Amy Schumer can tell whatever jokes she wants. [Lainey Gossip]

Miley Cyrus makes out with her girlfriend. [Dlisted]

Dear middle-aged dudes, put down the skateboard. [The Frisky]

Peas In Guacamole: A National Crisis [Death and Taxes]

What’s up, Daniela Lopez Osorio? [Hollywood Tuna]

Kylie Jenner’s fake ass in tight jeans. [Popoholic]

Kate Mara goes topless for Esquire. [Egotastic!]

Kim Kardashian’s breasts did Rolling Stone. [IDLYITW]

Miley Cyrus topless with a pineapple. [WWTDD]

Goddamn, Davinia Pelegri. [Celebslam]

Anastasia Ashley does FHM. [DrunkenStepfather]