May 30th, 2014 // 37 Comments
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Here’s Eva Green‘s poster for Sin City: A Dame To Kill For that was purposely made to be banned by the MPAA for “nudity — curve of under breast and dark nipple/areola circle visible through sheer gown.” Which worked like fucking gangbusters because you can’t go anywhere on the Internet without seeing it now. Your poor grandmother’s on a quilting site going, “Good heavens, who watches this filth?” (It’s me, Nanna, I watch it. I watch it with my pervert pants off. Please still bake me cookies.)

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  1. Eva Green Boobs Banned Sin City Poster
    Cock Dr
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    Let it be noted that the blogger supports the right of scantily clad women to keep and bear arms.

  2. Eva Green Boobs Banned Sin City Poster
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    It got banned because of the gun, obviously. You don’t support gun rights with nudity, silly Eva Green.

  3. And another win for Dan Glickman
    I hope there will be a movie about MPAA.

  4. Eva Green Boobs Banned Sin City Poster
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    Her breasts are fucking spectacular.

  5. I fucking LOVE this woman. She was the only reason to watch the horrid ’300′ sequel. She’s so friggin’ sexy…. a million times more sexy than 99.9% of the women featured on this site.

  6. Dox

    Lets be realistic here. Women don’t need guns. Boobs melt mens brains faster, don’t have to be concealed, and never have to be reloaded.

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    Deacon Jones
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    What makes it hotter is the fact that she’s French, so she most likely does anal. See, stereotyping CAN be beneficial.

  8. Eva Green Boobs Banned Sin City Poster
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    Those eyes, those eyes!!!

  9. My inner child has been upset by this. They’ll be hearing from my lawyer, I saw the under boob curve and areola and nipple. People will be scared for life by that. The gun is fine, though.

  10. Clever marketing by the filmmakers: now this sequel to “Sin City” has the taint of the forbidden because it had The Poster That Was Banned.

    They *knew* the prudish MPAA would not allow this poster to be used, which is why they made it in the first place.

    By the way, I feel about Eva Green the way you old farts do about Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen: she just can’t do anything wrong in my eyes. If she murdered a troop of Girl Scouts, I’d give her an alibi.

  11. “Bewwwwwbs”- watcher of Honest Trailers perchance?

  12. Eva Green Boobs Banned Sin City Poster
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    Now that’s more like it.

  13. tinafeystaintmole

    “purveyor of smut”! i just came again. granted that was because of eva green’s beewwwwbbs and not because of your poetic description of your work fish, but still.

    and eva green, i would give up my left nut, one kidney, one ear, one eye and anything else i can spare and still be alive just to grope one of them tittays.

  14. So, so, sooooo fucking hot! Is she from Wyoming? “Cuz them are some Grand Tetons!

  15. DrJ Fever

    Just looked at the poster and almost fell out of my chair. 3D, her boobs in 3D!!

  16. Eva Green Boobs Banned Sin City Poster
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    Nothing beats a 23-yo Eva Green in her first film, “The Dreamers”. Her funbags were like howitzers.

    (Close-up of le hoo-hoo at 9’39″)


    Skip the film, though. Pretentious snoozefest

    • I was about to thumb you up for mentioning The Dreamers ’til I got to “pretentious snoozefest.” Thumbs down instead! #BestFilmof2004

      • You need to see more movies then. It got mixed reviews at best (61% on Rotten Tomatoes) and 0 nominations for any major awards. The New York Post summed it up well: “A kind of art-house Showgirls — which actually exceeds Showgirls in its self-indulgence, shallowness and sheer stupidity.”

        But whatever. Tits!

      • The summary paragraph makes you the best film critic this planet has known. Suck on that, Andre Bazin!

      • Yeah, I always go to the New York Post for the most astute film criticism. And I saw over 120 movies released in 2004. I don’t let Rotten Tomatoes or the “major awards” determine my thinking, I judge for myself.

      • Point taken. The NYPost is a total rag, but in this one instance, they summed up nicely how many feel about “The Dreamers”.

        Because it was not, by any objective measure, that year’s best film. Perhaps you should’ve hash-tagged “PersonalFavoriteOf2004″ instead.

      • I thought it was implicit that my calling something “Best Film” (as opposed to the Oscar category that’s titled “Best Picture”) was a personal opinion, for which there is no “objective measure.” But I guess I have to explain every little thing on the Interwebs.

    • Hell yes. The Dreamers was great.

  17. Eva Green Boobs Banned Sin City Poster
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    nice guns

  18. Eva Green Boobs Banned Sin City Poster
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    I’m PassingTrue, and I approve this message.

  19. Eva Green Boobs Banned Sin City Poster
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    one of the most beautiful french actresses of current generation. a body to kill for and die for!!!!
    highly under rated as far as acting is concerned just watch any other film of hers other than dreamers and u will know what i am talking about. hell just watch penny dreadful
    love ur tits and yes ofcourse u

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