Estella Warren is Kind of a Badass

May 24th, 2011 // 42 Comments

So, apparently Estella Warren has been The Fifth Element all along. TMZ reports:

The crazy incident occurred Monday night just before midnight. Cops say Warren was driving in L.A. when she struck 3 parked cars in her Toyota Prius. Warren drove away but cops spotted her and placed her under arrest for driving under the influence, though not before she resisted and kicked an officer.
Warren was taken to the police station in handcuffs, and during the booking process she managed to get out of her handcuffs and then run out the back door! Warren was quickly recaptured.

It says a lot about the LAPD when a skinny, blonde fashion model can overpower them while handcuffed and manage to escape. Christ, no wonder they can never capture Lindsay Lohan. They’re probably afraid of her.

LINDSAY: Officer, I’m going to advise you to put down your weapon. I happen to be in prime – a hack hack *cough* – physical condition.
COP: Fuck this, I got kids. *runs away*

Yup, just like that.

Photo: Splash News, WENN

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  1. whiskeyafternoon

    my newest prison crush.

  2. rough:how white can you bleach my calvin's

    Wow that is fucking hot. She may not be as hot as she use to but damn. gimme action baby…

  3. DKNY

    The years have not been kind to her. She used to be hot.

  4. Ed

    LOL @ LAPD, just give up you can’t beat them.

  5. tlmck

    Dang. I would have volunteered to frisk her and do a full cavity search.

  6. Holland

    How come going from point A to point B in LA isn’t considered an extreme sport yet? It seems around every corner there is a celeb (drunk and/or high as a kite) waiting to use you as a hood ornament. You’re not even safe in a f*ckin stroller

  7. In her defense, she did have a lot of practice escaping from those damn dirty apes.

  8. Mr Obvious

    Not bad looking now. But she was so so hot when she was younger (Planet of the Apes). Yummy level of hotness. Denise Richards (from Wild Things) level of hotness.

  9. MisterSuccint

    “You have the right to remain —”
    “Get your stinking hands off me, you damn dirty human!”

  10. Suge

    I’m not sure who this girl is, so please don’t get mad if I ask if she has Down’s Syndrome? She really does look special ed.

  11. BradsPittHair

    A girl like thats got her tits workin for her, ah yes the power of the tits……………………..

  12. Captain Slappy

    Not too shabby, she isn’t coking it out with the Lindzore, or Lady Gargamel.
    +1, woman with nice breasts, nice smile, and whose name always escapes me.
    (She was in a movie one time…I am sure of it.)

  13. the captain

    but she is loved by many.

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