So, apparently Estella Warren has been The Fifth Element all along. TMZ reports:
The crazy incident occurred Monday night just before midnight. Cops say Warren was driving in L.A. when she struck 3 parked cars in her Toyota Prius. Warren drove away but cops spotted her and placed her under arrest for driving under the influence, though not before she resisted and kicked an officer.
Warren was taken to the police station in handcuffs, and during the booking process she managed to get out of her handcuffs and then run out the back door! Warren was quickly recaptured.
It says a lot about the LAPD when a skinny, blonde fashion model can overpower them while handcuffed and manage to escape. Christ, no wonder they can never capture Lindsay Lohan. They’re probably afraid of her.
LINDSAY: Officer, I’m going to advise you to put down your weapon. I happen to be in prime – a hack hack *cough* – physical condition.
COP: Fuck this, I got kids. *runs away*
Yup, just like that.
Photo: Splash News, WENN
my newest prison crush.
Wow that is fucking hot. She may not be as hot as she use to but damn. gimme action baby…
The years have not been kind to her. She used to be hot.
LOL @ LAPD, just give up you can’t beat them.
Dang. I would have volunteered to frisk her and do a full cavity search.
I’m talking Roto-Rooter. Don’t stop until you reach the back of her teeth.
How come going from point A to point B in LA isn’t considered an extreme sport yet? It seems around every corner there is a celeb (drunk and/or high as a kite) waiting to use you as a hood ornament. You’re not even safe in a f*ckin stroller
In her defense, she did have a lot of practice escaping from those damn dirty apes.
Not bad looking now. But she was so so hot when she was younger (Planet of the Apes). Yummy level of hotness. Denise Richards (from Wild Things) level of hotness.
“You have the right to remain —”
“Get your stinking hands off me, you damn dirty human!”
I’m not sure who this girl is, so please don’t get mad if I ask if she has Down’s Syndrome? She really does look special ed.
A girl like thats got her tits workin for her, ah yes the power of the tits……………………..
Not too shabby, she isn’t coking it out with the Lindzore, or Lady Gargamel.
+1, woman with nice breasts, nice smile, and whose name always escapes me.
(She was in a movie one time…I am sure of it.)
but she is loved by many.
Blondes look like monkeys. Why don’t more people realize this?
Y’all are tripping: This woman is fine. And you just know she is the world’s second greatest love-making artist, cause she is clearly batshit insane. Crazy women are the best in bed.
Ah, that explains the f’d up lips. Those things look like sandpaper.
yep, I used to compete against her in synchro (in canada). It’s funny everyone on my team used to talk about how funny looking she was back then. she was going to go to the olympics but quit beforehand to model. She should have gone to the olympics in my opinion! she was a beautiful swimmer.
in some photos I think she looks gorgeous, in other photos…she just looks really strange. the lips aren’t fake, they’ve always been like that.
Yeah, she’s washed up, and so ewww grossss. Who’d wanna get near that.
Are you serious? This mongoloid was a model? They let anyone model these days apparently..
+1. Ashamed, I know the reference.
her biggest part to date was the hot blonde chick in the remake of “Planet of the Apes”. She was left behind by Walberg to go find his way back…yeah, sure.
To her misfortune, they should have done the sequel earlier if she’s in it, cause folks, she didn’t age well. she went from 20ish to 50ish in 8 years.