The 2012 ESPY Awards

July 12th, 2012 // 178 Comments

And now that we’ve seen how far people will go in the name of sports, here’s Jessica Biel, Hayden Panettiere, Olivia Munn and bunch of other people with less famous tits at The 2012 ESPY Awards which reportedly featured Joe Paterno in a video tribute because, yeah, maybe some kids got raped, but a leather ball was moved down a field a bunch of times and it’d be a shame not to recognize that. “For all we know, some of those kids might’ve liked it,” ESPN probably said.

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  1. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Hank E. Ring
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    Why cover up that huge forehead when you can show its glory to the world…

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    The Pope
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    I’d hit it.
    And whip it.
    And spank it.
    And slap it.
    And kick it.

  3. Jessica Biel Cleavage ESPY Awards
    The Pope
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    Somebody just told her Olivia Munn is there.

  4. Brie Bella Nikki Bella Cleavage ESPY Awards
    jennifer
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    they have matching bulging forehead veins. ew.

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    Khloeadriana
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    YOU DO NOT DESERVE JUSTIN.

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    Ollie
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    Knees that could cut diamond, too

  7. Danica Patrick ESPY Awards
    Ollie
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    I always thought her name was Dana Kirkpatrick

  8. Olivia Munn Cleavage ESPY Awards
    flambe cornuttz
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    This chick is so effing hot.

  9. Danica Patrick ESPY Awards
    flambe cheese
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    If you’re a homosexual redneck thats in the closet, this woman’s poster or better yet, fathead is on your wall.

  10. Willa Ford Cleavage ESPY Awards
    CranAppleSnapple
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    That’s my favourite colour! But if I wore that dress I’d look like something hanging in a kosher deli.

  11. Jessica Biel Cleavage ESPY Awards
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Old Lady Kardashian owns one of these dresses. Better bin it.

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    Bigalkie
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    Hey Joey Fatone

  13. Zooey Deschanel ESPY Awards
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    Always likable and beautiful. I so totally would.

  14. Anastasia Ashley ESPY Awards
    bigfatdizzik
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    Just because it’s a sports awards show doesn’t mean you need to dress up as a tennis ball…

  15. Willa Ford Cleavage ESPY Awards
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    Who would have thought she would age the best out o the singers of her era?

  16. Jessica Biel Cleavage ESPY Awards
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    Very sexy!

  17. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage ESPY Awards
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    She’s perfect.

  18. Jessica Biel Cleavage ESPY Awards
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    She’s amazingly beautiful.

  19. Jessica Biel Cleavage ESPY Awards
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    Yummy.

  20. Olivia Munn Cleavage ESPY Awards
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    Love the…everything.

  21. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage ESPY Awards
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    I would love to make some midget porn with her.

  22. Olivia Munn Cleavage ESPY Awards
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    So hot. All continued success to her.

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    chesylarue
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    Always with his butt out cause he’s a big ole bottom lovin bear

  24. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage ESPY Awards
    richie
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    watta ‘lil hottie

  25. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage ESPY Awards
    richie
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    watta cutie

  26. Tim Tebow ESPY Awards
    Attack Kat
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    And he sayeth unto them, What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses the football on the last drive of the 4th quarter?

  27. Brie Bella Nikki Bella Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Attack Kat
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    Come play with us, Hulk Hogan. Come play with us forever and ever and ever…

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    Attack Kat
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    Tim Tebow’s cross-dressing skit will not play well in the heartland.

  29. Zooey Deschanel ESPY Awards
    Peter
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    I bet her butthole is pristine and amazing!

  30. Anastasia Ashley ESPY Awards
    Dr. Ike
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    She’d get it but I have no idea who she is.

  31. Danica Patrick ESPY Awards
    Dr. Ike
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    I’d let her crash into my penis.

  32. Connie Britton Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Peter
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    This woman was good on Friday Night Lights. I’ve jerked off to her several times and would definitely bang her silly and motorboat her repeatedly. I’d probably even give her an old-fashioned rimjob.

  33. Danica Patrick ESPY Awards
    Peter
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    Keeping with the racing lingo, I’d wreck her anus.

  34. Connie Britton Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Jared
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    WOW! I’m going to have to change pants now.

  35. Tim Tebow ESPY Awards
    Christ Aguilera
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    He looks like he’s making humping motions

  36. Jessica Biel Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Christ Aguilera
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    Looks like a wax statue

  37. Danica Patrick ESPY Awards
    Christ Aguilera
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    She does not know how to pose for photos

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    JANE
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    How is she relevant? I wanna be bad came out like 15 years ago…

  39. Olivia Munn Cleavage ESPY Awards
    JANE
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    I DO NOT understand any sort of hype over this girl? She is NOTHING special? Don’t get it.

  40. Brie Bella Nikki Bella Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Lover
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    YOU are some fat, jealous, miserable haters. Be sure to include YOUR selfie with your hateful comments.

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