The 2012 ESPY Awards

July 12th, 2012 // 178 Comments

And now that we’ve seen how far people will go in the name of sports, here’s Jessica Biel, Hayden Panettiere, Olivia Munn and bunch of other people with less famous tits at The 2012 ESPY Awards which reportedly featured Joe Paterno in a video tribute because, yeah, maybe some kids got raped, but a leather ball was moved down a field a bunch of times and it’d be a shame not to recognize that. “For all we know, some of those kids might’ve liked it,” ESPN probably said.

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  1. Anastasia Ashley ESPY Awards
    Crissy
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    So they hire prostitutes to walk around these awards?!

  2. Brie Bella Nikki Bella Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Crissy
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    So they could only afford ONE pair of tits?

  3. Willa Ford Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Crissy
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    Hey J-Lo is looking good these days!

  4. Connie Britton Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Crissy
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    Because we REALLY needed a close-up of this broad!

  5. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Sheppy
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    Little fuck machine.

  6. Maria Sharapova ESPY Awards
    phffft...
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    World’s best legs! Love her… well except for that damn grunting!

  7. Jessica Biel Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Crissy
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    Mutherfuker!!! WARNING: Do not zoom in if you want to keep the fantasy that she is flawless…

  8. Brie Bella Nikki Bella Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Crissy
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    Funny how the less attractive twin got the boobs. Well, at leas she has an excuse!

  9. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Lord Invader
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    Like a chihuahua at a Great Dane meetup.

  10. Olivia Munn Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Boo
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    Wow!

  11. Tim Tebow ESPY Awards
    suckmyladydick
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    Being a closeted Christian football player is a nice combo, in a hilarious kind of way.

  12. Danica Patrick ESPY Awards
    JokeStealerExtraordinaire
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    I’d like to hide my gun under her dress… eh? eh?

  13. Jessica Biel Cleavage ESPY Awards
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    No No No!!!

  14. Zooey Deschanel ESPY Awards
    Not Marvel
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    Did you hit your finger with a hammer? You’re gonna lose that nail.

  15. Archie Leach

    Since these espy awards are one of the “what the fuck is it and who the fuck cares” kinda events, shouldn’t lindsay crackhan and kim kuntrashian be in attendance?

  16. Tim Tebow ESPY Awards
    Larry Dallas
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    Sliding over to allow Jesus in the photo

  17. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage ESPY Awards
    We
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    Charlie Sheen missing molar

  18. Anastasia Ashley ESPY Awards
    vgrly
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    That is a vegas hooker outfit.

  19. Brie Bella Nikki Bella Cleavage ESPY Awards
    vgrly
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    double ewww

  20. Zooey Deschanel ESPY Awards
    vgrly
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    It annoys me when girls try to dress so retro.

  21. Danica Patrick ESPY Awards
    vgrly
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    that’s a fug pattern

  22. Olivia Munn Cleavage ESPY Awards
    vgrly
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    Whoa up close …not so good.

  23. Brie Bella Nikki Bella Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Beer Baron
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    Oh jeez, she brought her fat sister.

  24. Connie Britton Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Beer Baron
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    Nasty Soul-Less Ginger.

  25. Olivia Munn Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Beer Baron
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    Derp Derp, I love video games!

  26. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage ESPY Awards
    fvalen001
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    Yummo! Add some EVOO!

  27. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Beer Baron
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    I would put it in her butt vagina.

  28. Olivia Munn Cleavage ESPY Awards
    fvalen001
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    Does anyone else think she looks semi-mongoloid?

  29. Zooey Deschanel ESPY Awards
    fvalen001
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    I just came on my Star Wars action figurines. (Thats right, figurines, not toys!! How many times do I have to tell you, Mom!?)

  30. Danica Patrick ESPY Awards
    journalschism
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    Frontier-sy fabulous.

  31. Jessica Biel Cleavage ESPY Awards
    The Kilted Yaksman
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    Please, everybody who rags on Biel, post links to your girlfriends, so we may pass judgement upon them. Sadly, I think we would end up with many pictures of said poster’s right hands.

  32. Anastasia Ashley ESPY Awards
    tlmck
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    I wonder if she surfs in that outfit?

  33. Danica Patrick ESPY Awards
    tlmck
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    It’s amazing what silk sheets and a little thread can do in a pinch.

    BTW, the new hair color sucks.

  34. Tim Tebow ESPY Awards
    tlmck
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    Had to photo bomb himself.

  35. Olivia Munn Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Smapdi
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    Dem Spanx aint helping you out much chunky hahahaha

  36. Danica Patrick ESPY Awards
    tlmck
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    “Unclinch dammit unclinch!

  37. Jessica Biel Cleavage ESPY Awards
    tlmck
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    Good thing the back does not match the front.

  38. Olivia Munn Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Rico Jones
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    I’m really happy to see that she has been reduced to having to show her tits in movies now. A couple years ago that was soooo beneath her.

  39. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage ESPY Awards
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    Would.

  40. Jessica Biel Cleavage ESPY Awards
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    Would.

  41. Olivia Munn Cleavage ESPY Awards
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    Would.

  42. Maria Sharapova ESPY Awards
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    Would.

  43. Zooey Deschanel ESPY Awards
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    I guess I would.

  44. Anastasia Ashley ESPY Awards
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    Would.

  45. Danica Patrick ESPY Awards
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    Would.

  46. Tim Tebow ESPY Awards
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    Would not.

  47. Brie Bella Nikki Bella Cleavage ESPY Awards
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    Would, would and would.

  48. Willa Ford Cleavage ESPY Awards
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    Would.

  49. Connie Britton Cleavage ESPY Awards
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    Would not.

  50. Olivia Munn Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Hank E. Ring
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    She always appears to have a “what am I doing wrong, I’ll change” look on her face.

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