The 2012 ESPY Awards

July 12th, 2012 // 178 Comments

And now that we’ve seen how far people will go in the name of sports, here’s Jessica Biel, Hayden Panettiere, Olivia Munn and bunch of other people with less famous tits at The 2012 ESPY Awards which reportedly featured Joe Paterno in a video tribute because, yeah, maybe some kids got raped, but a leather ball was moved down a field a bunch of times and it’d be a shame not to recognize that. “For all we know, some of those kids might’ve liked it,” ESPN probably said.

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  1. Zooey Deschanel ESPY Awards
    Boy Blunder
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    Winner of the person with least acting ability but family connections to get roles award.

  2. Olivia Munn Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Smapdi
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    Yikes!

  3. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Fondue
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    Never has a push-up bra struggled so hard to make much ado about nothing.

  4. Jessica Biel Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a face that’s going to go very very weird as she ages.

  5. Olivia Munn Cleavage ESPY Awards
    yomama
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    sweet jesus her face is hideous.

  6. Zooey Deschanel ESPY Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Always a cutie…what exactly does she do?

  7. Jessica Biel Cleavage ESPY Awards
    EricLr
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    We’ve quietly replaced the real Jessica Biel with a plastic replica. Let’s see if anyone notices…

  8. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage ESPY Awards
    cc
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    She’s smaller than the Oscar isn’t she?

  9. Connie Britton Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Cock Dr
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    She’s gotta be an athlete right?

  10. Maria Sharapova ESPY Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Pretty dress.

  11. Jessica Biel Cleavage ESPY Awards
    cc
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    Does she realize that wearing something that conceals her ass makes her instantly forgettable?

  12. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Midget looks good.

  13. Tim Tebow ESPY Awards
    Cock Dr
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    If you look closely and take enough PCP you can see the face of Jesus in his beard.

  14. Anastasia Ashley ESPY Awards
    mismy
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    elegant dress…

  15. Anastasia Ashley ESPY Awards
    Cock Dr
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    And after the event all she has to do is change shoes and she’s ready for a round of tennis.

  16. Maria Sharapova ESPY Awards
    cc
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    One of my tshirts looks like that…it fell in the pool and I left it in the sun to dry.

  17. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage ESPY Awards
    dani
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    Love the dress.

  18. Brie Bella Nikki Bella Cleavage ESPY Awards
    mismy
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    Matching hairstyles, greasy faces & forehead veins… The one on the left forgot to bring her implants to the party though.

  19. Anastasia Ashley ESPY Awards
    mismy
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    One time my friend was really, really wasted & walked like this all night… I don’t know how she didn’t fall either.

  20. Danica Patrick ESPY Awards
    cc
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    Have to admit, I have a fantasy about having her scare the poop out of me on a race track and then making love to her on the hood of the car.

  21. Connie Britton Cleavage ESPY Awards
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    Fergie looking good!

  22. Brie Bella Nikki Bella Cleavage ESPY Awards
    cc
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    Why is Nikki the one that looks baked?

  23. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage ESPY Awards
    lily
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    incredibly gorgeous and symmetrical face. not into the stumpy gymnast looking body but shes definitely healthy and in great shape. nice work

  24. Jessica Biel Cleavage ESPY Awards
    lily
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    Her body is my all time favorite. cute dress too.

  25. Willa Ford Cleavage ESPY Awards
    cc
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    She looks ‘compressed’. In a good way.

  26. Olivia Munn Cleavage ESPY Awards
    lily
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    So i really dont like this one. but after seeing Magic Mike, I have to give credit where credit is due. She has great tits.

  27. Danica Patrick ESPY Awards
    Snack pack
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    Never understood her appeal. To my eye, she’s very, very plain and ordinary.

    • It’s mostly about context. There’s probably a yawning chasm between her and the second hottest NASCAR driver.

      Funny how no one else has pointed out yet how awful she looks in that dress, though.

      • I tried to look up the other female NASCAR drivers for comparison’s sake, and while there are some decent-looking competitors, I’ll wager that Danica is still the hottest. The Cope twins are good-looking, but I’m thinking that has something to do with the well-documented “Twins Factor”.

      • Wait—there are other female NASCAR drivers? I think I assumed that she was the only one and figured that Tony Stewart probably ranked as “second hottest NASCAR driver.”

        And before anyone goes “Tony Stewart hot? WTF?” let me redirect you to my “there are other female drivers” question to illustrate my knowledge about NASCAR. I only know Tony Stewart from a Coke Zero commercial or something.

  28. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage ESPY Awards
    lily
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    lovely face and skin!

  29. Jessica Biel Cleavage ESPY Awards
    cc
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    When you open the lid, she pops up and spins around.

  30. Tim Tebow ESPY Awards
    Snack pack
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    Let’er rip, Timmy!

  31. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage ESPY Awards
    cc
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    She’s hap-hap-happy.

  32. Maria Sharapova ESPY Awards
    cc
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    Nice to meet you…nice to meet you too! (Oblivious guy in the middle…I am sitting behind Maria Sharapova!)

  33. Anastasia Ashley ESPY Awards
    cc
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    Can’t we just see her naked?

  34. Brie Bella Nikki Bella Cleavage ESPY Awards
    DeucePickle
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    who are these people ?

  35. Willa Ford Cleavage ESPY Awards
    DeucePickle
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    Did I miss her duet with Ozzy ?

  36. Connie Britton Cleavage ESPY Awards
    DeucePickle
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    I LOVE Connie Britton !
    I will miss Friday Night Lights

  37. Jessica Biel Cleavage ESPY Awards
    DeucePickle
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    Dear God !

    • cc

      Like my car collector friends used to say, she’s a 20. She looks good from 20 feet or at 20 miles an hour.

  38. Anastasia Ashley ESPY Awards
    DeucePickle
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    I keep waiting for her to hold a card up so I’ll know what round it is.

  39. Jessica Biel Tim Tebow ESPY Awards
    Doctor_Joystick
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    “Don’t get hard, don’t get hard, don’t get har…dammit Jesus! I’m hard.”

  40. Danica Patrick ESPY Awards
    shonzie
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    I’d like to Indy her 500….eh?…see what I did there? I’d like to NAS her CAR… GO her DADDY. Any of these doing anything for you?

  41. Olivia Munn Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Coyote
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    I like her bet with the Short Hair

  42. Anastasia Ashley ESPY Awards
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    I wonder what her porn name would be.

  43. Olivia Munn Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Fudge McFudge
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    That is a lovely underarm vagina.

  44. Danica Patrick ESPY Awards
    El Jefe
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    Does she have a gun hidden under her dress?

  45. Tim Tebow ESPY Awards
    cc
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    That suit and tie is a nice combo in a metrosexual kind of way.

  46. Willa Ford Cleavage ESPY Awards
    El Jefe
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    Apart from the crappy tattoo, she aged nicely.

  47. Danica Patrick ESPY Awards
    cc
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    So, am I to conclude there 8 women and Tim Tebow at this event?

  48. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage ESPY Awards
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    All I can think of is hot midget sex when I see her.

  49. Maria Sharapova ESPY Awards
    Crissy
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    Nice constipated smile!

  50. Zooey Deschanel ESPY Awards
    Crissy
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    Ok, Zooey time for a change! That whole act has gotten old and so are you. Also, hit the gym. Those arms are looking quite meaty!

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