Erin Moran fakes an orgasm, terror ensues

April 10th, 2008 // 89 Comments

Erin Moran is currently on the latest edition of VH1′s Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp and, in the outtake reel above, she pretends to have an orgasm on a bus much to the dismay of everyone on board and, also, my freaking eyes. In the meantime, you might recognize Erin from her days as Richie Cunningham’s little sister Joanie on Happy Days and the spin-off Joanie Loves Chachie a.k.a. the show that got Scott Baio more ass than Wilt Chamberlain with a suitcase full of Spanish Fly and ironing boards.

Thanks to Rick who’s so awesome he’d make Dustin Diamond a sandwich – out of grenades.

Video: TMZ, VH1

  1. Prof

    @ 43-no she’s not a wigger just an old desperate white women that’s off her meds & trying to get attention since her career peaked 30 decades ago.

    PS-Happy Days was BULLSHIT everyone knows Fonzie would’ve nailed Jenny Pickilo & Mrs.C HARD and nasty!

  2. Who the Hell Cares?

    Don’t you think describing Erin Moran as a “celebrity,” is overstating it just a bit? When did she last work? A couple of years before Noah set forth upon the sea in the Ark? When the Egyptians were putting the finishing touches on the Great Pyramid?

    Dressing up a an Elf, and greeting people at the local Wal-Mart at Christmas time, does not constitute an acting gig. Somehow, I don’t think her latest acting “tour du force” will help her get another sitcom any time soon.

    Coarse.

  3. sharpeidude

    Wow! She looks like she’s been ridden hard and put away wet the past 20 or so years. Definitely a very fucked up and scary woman.

  4. Mommy mommy is that you mommy?

  5. Drippy Dick McGee

    Holy Vishnu! That was HOTT!!! Glad I have both a penis an a machete!

  6. s0fa

    I think I just threw up….

  7. jzz

    Isn’t she the serial killer from the movie “monster”?

  8. name

    ………. :(

    you have deeply offended not only my eyes but my ears too.. thanks

  9. Blondie

    Looks like life has gone down hill since “Happy days for poor old Erin. It is not easy being a mid class has been.

    Blondie
    http://www.dragonlasers.com

  10. Gah! Now have cold coffee all over my keyboard. I do not want to see anything like that ever again!

  11. friendlyfires

    well you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks.
    but now you found out that it’s a habit that sticks.
    and you’re an orgasm addict.
    you’re an orgasm addict.
    sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines.
    now your mother wants to know what all those stains on your jeans.
    and you’re an orgasm addict.
    you’re an orgasm addict.
    uh huh, uh huh, uhhhhh, uhhhhh [x3]
    you get in a heat, you get in a sulk.
    but you still keep a beating your clit to a pulp.
    and you’re an orgasm addict.
    you’re an orgasm addict.
    you’re a kid cassanova.
    you’re a no-josep it’s a labour of love fucking yourself to death.
    orgasm addict.
    you’re an orgasm addict.
    uh huh, uhhhhh [x10] you’re makin’ out with school kids, winos and heads of state.
    you even made it with the lady, who puts the little plastic bobbins on the christmas cakes.
    butchers’ assistants and bellhops, you’ve had them all here and there.
    children of god and their joy-strings, international women with no body hair.
    oooh, so where they’re askin’ in an alley and your voice ain’t steady.
    if your sex mechanic’s rough you’re more than ready.
    you’re an orgasm addict.
    you’re an orgasm addict.
    joanie want fuckie always and all ways.
    she’s got the energy, he will remain.
    she’s an orgasm addict.
    she’s an orgasm addict.
    she’s always at it.
    she’s always at it.
    and she’s an orgasm addict.
    she’s an orgasm addict.

  12. joannie's painful clit

    *thumbs up* Ayyyyyyyyyyy

  13. Billy Crystal's penis

    I WON’T have what she’s having

  14. Ron Howard's flamming bush

    Erin Moran is 54 and Disturbed.

    I wonder what Mr. C would say?

  15. Hfire3

    NOTE TO SELF: This is what it looks like when you hit bottom.

  16. polly

    Yuck! That was the grossest thing i’ve ever seen. WTF was she thinkin.

  17. Chauncey Gardner

    Goddamn. When i saw the the headline, I thought I was going to see the broad that played smokin’ hot Wilma Dearing on BUCK ROGERS getting off. Then I tune in and see what looks like Michael Richards getting choke-fucked in the ass by some big Simon Adebisi nigga who saw his act.

  18. FRIST sucks

    Tocarra is a hottie compared to Joanie.

  19. FRIST sucks

    Tocarra is a hottie compared to Joanie.

  20. Stephanie

    this video makes me extremely uncomfortable.

  21. meme

    Who is the guy in the background with the dry heaves? That was funny. She was disturbing.

  22. Anna

    Oh my god who is thatwoman? She looks like Aileen Wuornos, absolutely revolting piece of shit. God that’s gross I feel violated and unclean after watching that.

  23. Joe

    Erin very horsey. I see her on http://www.horsefacedating.com. She like make horse face when she coming. She also pan and pencil. She make lover “heeey”

  24. kingnoony

    #66 damn, you beat me to it! and i thought i had a real zinger too…..

  25. bleh bleh bleh

    so nasty. that is not how you fake an orgasm.

  26. TundraFire Nightfire

    Man, and all this while wearing MOM pants!

  27. tallytastic

    that just ruined me day :[

  28. Laura Cavett

    “Hyenas gone wild”

    Ugh, I just turned into a pillar of salt!

    Does this qualify as beastiality?

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  30. RUBE

    WHAT.. THE FU*K ..WAS THAT?!

  31. DesperateDude

    You guys are too cruel…

    I thought she’s kinda hot…

    But I’ve had sex only once since 1999…

    And it wasn’t that great…

  32. Missystar

    Fun tip of the day: It’s actually worse watching it with the sound turned off, because then you can really concentrate on the bug-eyed, Medusa-haired, sun-damaged, saggy old cow.

  33. dr.who

    Erin Moran is the ideal imago of the mono-cell white trash krsyt.

  34. She is one freaking weird ass bitch.

    That made me want to pour acid in my eyes.

    The guy about to vomit behind her was funny.

    I want to know what the hell she is on!

    If she’s not on drugs then perhaps she should consider taking some medication!

    Holy shit.

  35. one_and_only

    i guess im the only one who laughed my ass off during this.

    its so weird and awkward and the looks and reactions of everyone else on the bus make it hysterical to me.

    its actually funnier when you watch the whole show,
    because she claimed she was doing the “vagina monologues”.
    and she was just jealous because toccara upstaged her in the open mic night show.

    but as hilarious as it was to me, she should be embarassed. but then again, she’s so weird that she’s probably not.

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