Erin Heatherton in a Bikini and Other News

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- Bruce Willis never saw G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. That’s how I read this. [Huffington Post]

- Jeremy Irons thinks that groping is a great way to say hello. [Dlisted]

- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes blew off Xenu’s party for a Katy Perry concert. They will be haunted by a thousand Thetans this day. A THOUSAND! [Lainey Gossip]

- Elisha Cuthbert destroys a perfectly good see-through top. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Gary Busey is everything that used to be right about Hollywood. [FilmDrunk]

- Sara Jean Underwood hosts the kind of party that only Hugh Hefner’s sex slaves are truly familiar with. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Hilary Duff is in her workout gear for what I’m assuming is some sort of tackling drill. [Popoholic]

- Meanwhile, in a gallery of women who will never be mistaken for a middle linebacker… [theCHIVE]

- Courtney Love has somehow raised what is seemingly NOT a homicidal maniac. [TooFab]

- Jennifer Love Hewitt just sent this company’s stock through the roof. [BuzzFeed]

- Had Casey Anthony thought of this, things may have gone down differently. [Bossip]

- Justin Bieber’s master race is starting to take seed. [Starpulse]

- Nick Swardson on his last day on Earth. Who wants to guess it involves gay stuff? [Maxim]

- Lindsay Lohan has become a cautionary tale for young Hollywood. There’s hope after all. [Just Jared]

- For anyone looking for that final push towards atheism, check out Kanye West’s stalker. [Celebslam]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Jessica Gomes: Stop asking “Who?” like her head even matters. [Heavy]

- 25 Sexiest Athlete Summer Bodies [Bleacher Report]

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