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I’m sure she’s a lovely person and all, but that’s about as shapeless as it gets.
lies! shes fkn awesome
I would drive her cum infused menstral blood chunks
drive = drink
stale now… such a pity…
She is about as sexy as a Boy with Implants
Good lord. You go ahead and pass. I’ll take it.
gotta subtract points for smoking the cigs… still makes her an A+ though
Wow. She literally has no ass. Might break a pelvis bone trying to smash this chick.
Hers or yours? Cause who gives a shit about the former.
obviously you like women shaped like a 10yr old boy
OMIGOODNESS!! Her legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves! If you don’t believe me, I’ll be happy to make a closer examination!
Need cameltoe at least or I can’t rub one out
Would bend her over a chair and screw her stupid
Pictures 3, 5, 20, 26 and 28. She’s hot, but surely she can think of more poses than this one?
She is a smoker so will be lohan leathery in a few years and must be a joy to be around as she is probably stupid as shit. Nothing a golden shower couldn’t take care of.
She looks great but if I were a guy I’d be afraid she’d break in two in bed, but I’m not a guy so I don’t know.
Almost ruined by Tigers neglect.
Hey moron – that’s Elin Nordegren.
If you were real, had a read name and did not operate in the dark as my shadow, I would’ve banned you from reading my posts. Now get!
Wow. Even bigger moron than I originally thought. Type some more!
Hey shadow? Were you ruminating about what I said?
She’s not bad. Tall chicks are kind of awkward in bed.
Wait a minute that’s not tiger’s ex. They all look the same, these blondes. The comment still stand about Erin Nordergreny.
My word.
I would hit that so much, you’d get pregnant.
skinny blonde chick in a bikini is a skinny blonde chick in a bikini is a skinny blonde chick in a bikini…. infinitum… who’s this one & why are caring this time?
Check this out then;
4 kids; Wow!
I know women who look like low-budget Winnebagos after just 1.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/heidi-klum-topless-in-corsica
At 5’11″ she’s way to tall for most of you anyhow….so she can just come home with me.
im 6 3 i think i can handle this :)
That was a heartwarming Busey story! And he’s right about the commercials. Espec cos stations all fucking jack up the volume during them
she’s a model from Victoria Secret. But you did noticed her until the bikini pics (every one being stuck on Candice swa…whatever) I did, because as a fact she also has a very pretty face.
As hot as this tall blonde no-assed chick is, she ruins it with the nicotine sticks.
I agree….no ass at all. Just skinny. BFD.
Is she planking?
Every good plank deserves a nailing.
needs large implants to be interesting…
No ass you say?
Do some squats for fuck’s sake.
Deacon…how can you say tall chicks are akward in bed…they are the best, they can wrap their legs around you, theres no stubby short legs to get in the way, i hate short legged women, no fun and tall chicks (slim ones) look hotter naked anyways, anyways, yeah this woman has no ass….
Hello zinc deficiency.
I kind of lost interest when I learned she’s not Joey Heatherton’s daughter.
Listening to music on ipad while crossing the road on your way to the beach… Well, at least she’s beautiful.
If you put her and Imogen Thomas into that transporter thing in ‘The Fly’ you’d get two perfect women.
Hi I’m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!”
Smoking a cigarette???? That’s how she stays thin.
She had me at picture 2, but then lost me with the cigarette.
ass or not, she can still sit on my face without panties all day
I would give up multiple toes to hit that.
“hitting that” would leave you bruised…sharp angles and nothing to grab onto..unless you’re into elbows…
Woah.. there is negative ass there, it almost caves in. Pretty face and looks great from the front, but her lack of an ass is crazy.
good catch! I was looking at her ultra tight abs because that is my latest obsession for my own figure but damn the ass is missing. Nada. The horror!
she simply can’t be american, folks!!
a frog has a nicer ass.
she has a pretty face and little lil boobies but that is the most disappointing backside i ever did see.
Looks like a popsicle stick