Erin Heatherton in a Bikini and Other News

August 10th, 2011 // 54 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Bruce Willis never saw G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. That’s how I read this. [Huffington Post]

- Jeremy Irons thinks that groping is a great way to say hello. [Dlisted]

- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes blew off Xenu’s party for a Katy Perry concert. They will be haunted by a thousand Thetans this day. A THOUSAND! [Lainey Gossip]

- Elisha Cuthbert destroys a perfectly good see-through top. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Gary Busey is everything that used to be right about Hollywood. [FilmDrunk]

- Sara Jean Underwood hosts the kind of party that only Hugh Hefner‘s sex slaves are truly familiar with. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Hilary Duff is in her workout gear for what I’m assuming is some sort of tackling drill. [Popoholic]

- Meanwhile, in a gallery of women who will never be mistaken for a middle linebacker… [theCHIVE]

- Courtney Love has somehow raised what is seemingly NOT a homicidal maniac. [TooFab]

- Jennifer Love Hewitt just sent this company’s stock through the roof. [BuzzFeed]

- Had Casey Anthony thought of this, things may have gone down differently. [Bossip]

- Justin Bieber‘s master race is starting to take seed. [Starpulse]

- Nick Swardson on his last day on Earth. Who wants to guess it involves gay stuff? [Maxim]

- Lindsay Lohan has become a cautionary tale for young Hollywood. There’s hope after all. [Just Jared]

- For anyone looking for that final push towards atheism, check out Kanye West‘s stalker. [Celebslam]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Jessica Gomes: Stop asking “Who?” like her head even matters. [Heavy]

- 25 Sexiest Athlete Summer Bodies [Bleacher Report]

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  1. crazypants

    I’m sure she’s a lovely person and all, but that’s about as shapeless as it gets.

  2. seagalisgod

    Good lord. You go ahead and pass. I’ll take it.

  3. Erin Heatherton Bikini Victorias Secret
    Commented on this photo:

    gotta subtract points for smoking the cigs… still makes her an A+ though

  4. TGNY

    Wow. She literally has no ass. Might break a pelvis bone trying to smash this chick.

  5. sc4play

    OMIGOODNESS!! Her legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves! If you don’t believe me, I’ll be happy to make a closer examination!

  6. Chuck Shick

    Need cameltoe at least or I can’t rub one out

  7. Ellis Havercamp

    Would bend her over a chair and screw her stupid

  8. Mandy

    Pictures 3, 5, 20, 26 and 28. She’s hot, but surely she can think of more poses than this one?

  9. Winston

    She is a smoker so will be lohan leathery in a few years and must be a joy to be around as she is probably stupid as shit. Nothing a golden shower couldn’t take care of.

  10. Vivian

    She looks great but if I were a guy I’d be afraid she’d break in two in bed, but I’m not a guy so I don’t know.

  11. rough-unfiltered

    Almost ruined by Tigers neglect.

  12. Deacon Jones

    She’s not bad. Tall chicks are kind of awkward in bed.

  13. rough-unfiltered

    Wait a minute that’s not tiger’s ex. They all look the same, these blondes. The comment still stand about Erin Nordergreny.

  14. Sheppy

    My word.

  15. I would hit that so much, you’d get pregnant.

  16. gigi

    skinny blonde chick in a bikini is a skinny blonde chick in a bikini is a skinny blonde chick in a bikini…. infinitum… who’s this one & why are caring this time?

  17. God is Black

    Check this out then;
    4 kids; Wow!

    I know women who look like low-budget Winnebagos after just 1.

  18. LJ

    At 5’11″ she’s way to tall for most of you anyhow….so she can just come home with me.

  19. That was a heartwarming Busey story! And he’s right about the commercials. Espec cos stations all fucking jack up the volume during them

  20. Leno

    she’s a model from Victoria Secret. But you did noticed her until the bikini pics (every one being stuck on Candice swa…whatever) I did, because as a fact she also has a very pretty face.

  21. Cock Dr

    As hot as this tall blonde no-assed chick is, she ruins it with the nicotine sticks.

  22. Clarence Beeks

    I agree….no ass at all. Just skinny. BFD.

  23. Question

    Is she planking?

    Every good plank deserves a nailing.

  24. Jimbob

    needs large implants to be interesting…

  25. Erin Heatherton Bikini Victorias Secret
    My Left Nut
    Commented on this photo:

    No ass you say?

  26. Drunk Driver

    Do some squats for fuck’s sake.

  27. kyle

    Deacon…how can you say tall chicks are akward in bed…they are the best, they can wrap their legs around you, theres no stubby short legs to get in the way, i hate short legged women, no fun and tall chicks (slim ones) look hotter naked anyways, anyways, yeah this woman has no ass….

  28. Erin Heatherton Bikini Victorias Secret
    Mr Winters
    Commented on this photo:

    Hello zinc deficiency.

  29. TomFrank

    I kind of lost interest when I learned she’s not Joey Heatherton’s daughter.

  30. Erin Heatherton Bikini Victorias Secret
    Commented on this photo:

    Listening to music on ipad while crossing the road on your way to the beach… Well, at least she’s beautiful.

  31. cc

    If you put her and Imogen Thomas into that transporter thing in ‘The Fly’ you’d get two perfect women.

  32. Erin Heatherton Bikini Victorias Secret
    Commented on this photo:

    Hi I’m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!”
    Smoking a cigarette???? That’s how she stays thin.

  33. tlmck

    She had me at picture 2, but then lost me with the cigarette.

  34. anonym

    ass or not, she can still sit on my face without panties all day

  35. Erin Heatherton Bikini Victorias Secret
    Commented on this photo:

    I would give up multiple toes to hit that.

    • hmm

      “hitting that” would leave you bruised…sharp angles and nothing to grab onto..unless you’re into elbows…

  36. Erin Heatherton Bikini Victorias Secret
    Commented on this photo:

    Woah.. there is negative ass there, it almost caves in. Pretty face and looks great from the front, but her lack of an ass is crazy.

    • gumption

      good catch! I was looking at her ultra tight abs because that is my latest obsession for my own figure but damn the ass is missing. Nada. The horror!

  37. the one

    she simply can’t be american, folks!!

  38. Erin Heatherton Bikini Victorias Secret
    Commented on this photo:

    a frog has a nicer ass.

  39. Erin Heatherton Bikini Victorias Secret
    Commented on this photo:

    she has a pretty face and little lil boobies but that is the most disappointing backside i ever did see.

  40. Meh

    Looks like a popsicle stick

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