Eric Dane shirtless and other news

By: The Superficial / August 6, 2009

- Michael Jackson had a blood-soaked shirt in his closet and people think this is weird? It’s Michael Jackson. I’m surprised they didn’t find Short Round from Indiana Jones in there. “Twenty years it take you to find me, Doctor Jones?! What the hell?” [PopEater]

- Ryan Gosling wearing a sleeveless shirt on a motorcycle. In case Eric Dane up top wasn’t enough for you. [Lainey Gossip]

- Gwyneth Paltrow refers to people as “roaches.” Adorable. [Celebslam]

- Rihanna will perform on the premiere of The Jay Leno Show in September. Provided Chris Brown doesn’t beat her to it. Ha! Too soon? [Just Jared]

- Robert Pattinson seen speeding away from Kristen Stewart’s house. Which can only mean one thing: They played Scrabble. SCANDALOUS! [PopSugar]

- Paula Abdul might be babysitting for the Obama girls. Wow. From judging American Idol to being a maid/nanny. And I thought alcoholism only lead to cool shit. Like jail. Or a funny STD that you’ll laugh about with your friends. [I’m Not Obsessed]

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