Eric Dane shirtless and other news

August 6th, 2009 // 21 Comments

- Michael Jackson had a blood-soaked shirt in his closet and people think this is weird? It’s Michael Jackson. I’m surprised they didn’t find Short Round from Indiana Jones in there. “Twenty years it take you to find me, Doctor Jones?! What the hell?” [PopEater]

- Ryan Gosling wearing a sleeveless shirt on a motorcycle. In case Eric Dane up top wasn’t enough for you. [Lainey Gossip]

- Gwyneth Paltrow refers to people as “roaches.” Adorable. [Celebslam]

- Rihanna will perform on the premiere of The Jay Leno Show in September. Provided Chris Brown doesn’t beat her to it. Ha! Too soon? [Just Jared]

- Robert Pattinson seen speeding away from Kristen Stewart’s house. Which can only mean one thing: They played Scrabble. SCANDALOUS! [PopSugar]

- Paula Abdul might be babysitting for the Obama girls. Wow. From judging American Idol to being a maid/nanny. And I thought alcoholism only lead to cool shit. Like jail. Or a funny STD that you’ll laugh about with your friends. [I'm Not Obsessed]

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  1. @7 looks more like Mc Dopey…

  2. Feckless

    Is Eric Dane pink or brown? Or does he just change colors like that?

  3. Darth

    Great tan?

  4. Rhialto

    @28 It could have been caused by a camera filter.

  5. Wow look it Al Franklin in the senate, announcing Sotomayor’s confirmation…who woulda think….congrats…

  6. lanegra

    i don’t like his shoulders….

  7. farty mcshitface

    i have no idea who this tool is.
    however, he is one of those mindless types who go get ‘inked’ because it’s so hip.
    hey fucko, those tats don’t make you any edgier. they make you look like a pussy who is TRYING to be edgy.
    fail.
    long ago before they were a trendy fashion accessory, tatoo’s were something only bikers (real ones) and guys in the armed forces got.
    now, every fake fck wants to show the world how badass they are even when they are total sissies.

  8. Superbiggerevil

    Who is this fucking faggot?

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  10. :B

    I”‘m surprised they didn’t find Short Round from Indiana Jones in there. “Twenty years it take you to find me, Doctor Jones?! What the hell?”"

    BAHAHAHHAHAHA, NICE!!!! I can still hear that kid’s voice in my head..

  11. Josephina

    Jealousy is a bitch…the man looks hot!! Most woman including myself would be willing to do naughty things to this man.

  12. Roxi

    Mhhhhhhh the things i would do to this man hes ABSOLUTELY yummy! no doubt about it!

  13. bert

    @31 sounds like they’ve been hurt by someone with a lil “ink.” Why else would you bother going into such depth?? Grow up homo.

  14. stoplookingatme

    Like some other commenters, I had no idea who Eric Dane was, so I looked him up. He’s on Grey’s Anatomy and he was in Marley and Me. I don’t watch TV, so I don’t get the Dr. McWhatever thing. But I saw Marley and Me, and now I remember he was the sexy, successful journalist that always made Owen Wilson’s character feel like a hack… But as some of you wise souls have already said, who the eff cares who he is, he’s superfine!

  15. wundersmack

    His tats look like they were applied with a Sharpie.

  16. ryan

    he’s so sexy

  17. pgirl

    very hot

  18. peter

    Eric Dane has it all.

    Body and looks.

    more than anyone else to me.

  19. peter

    Eric Dane has it all.

    Body and looks.

    more than anyone else to me.

  20. peter

    Eric Dane has it all.

    Body and looks.

    more than anyone else to me.

  21. Eric Dane on Charmed? I didn’t notice him at all, really. Probably because my mind was clouded by images of delicately hairy Julian McMahon’s chest. :) Either way, it’s kinda sad he didn’t get a decent mainstream job, besides Grey’s. I didn’t count Open Water 2 as decent though. Oh, and he was in X-Men 3 as “Multiple Man”. Who would’ve thought?

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