- Michael Jackson had a blood-soaked shirt in his closet and people think this is weird? It’s Michael Jackson. I’m surprised they didn’t find Short Round from Indiana Jones in there. “Twenty years it take you to find me, Doctor Jones?! What the hell?” [PopEater]
- Ryan Gosling wearing a sleeveless shirt on a motorcycle. In case Eric Dane up top wasn’t enough for you. [Lainey Gossip]
- Gwyneth Paltrow refers to people as “roaches.” Adorable. [Celebslam]
- Rihanna will perform on the premiere of The Jay Leno Show in September. Provided Chris Brown doesn’t beat her to it. Ha! Too soon? [Just Jared]
- Robert Pattinson seen speeding away from Kristen Stewart’s house. Which can only mean one thing: They played Scrabble. SCANDALOUS! [PopSugar]
- Paula Abdul might be babysitting for the Obama girls. Wow. From judging American Idol to being a maid/nanny. And I thought alcoholism only lead to cool shit. Like jail. Or a funny STD that you’ll laugh about with your friends. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Foof | August 6, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Who the fuck is Eric Dane?
gil | August 6, 2009 at 9:48 pm
FUCK John Hughes
hollywood_hillbilly | August 6, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Paltrow referred to the paps as roaches. Having seen them in action, I would have to concur.
Albin Bainbridge | August 6, 2009 at 9:50 pm
No man should ever get a heart tattoo.
Giggles | August 6, 2009 at 9:52 pm
If he’s lucky enough to grow old, he’ll regret the tattoo. And so will all of you.
jzhz | August 6, 2009 at 9:58 pm
That is a HUGE improvement over that nasty DiCaprio photoset. Yum.
DocGrrrl | August 6, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Wowza! Eric Dane is *DREAMY*! … def earns the title McSteamy! Phew!
ha | August 6, 2009 at 10:23 pm
@6
Exactly what I was going to say.
rah! rah! | August 6, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Uhhhh, Paula Abdul isn’t Latino…
please | August 6, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Put a fucking shirt on you fat cunt.
I just vomitted in my own mouth.
Yuk…
anon | August 6, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Ryan Gosling’s pretty cute for a blonde.
stay puft | August 6, 2009 at 10:31 pm
what the hell is an eric dane and why does it look like every other talentless douchebag nobody but the paparazzi even care about? waste of interwebs space.
bint | August 6, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Paula Abdul is a Latina? That’s news to me…you sure about that?
bint | August 6, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Paula Abdul is a Latina? That’s news to me…you sure about that?
Paula Latina? | August 6, 2009 at 10:36 pm
HA! Apparently he’s not sure. Nice edit, drunkie.
Emily | August 6, 2009 at 11:24 pm
I dunno who this guy is, but I must say I enjoy his muscles. Hawt.
www.thinspiration.info | August 6, 2009 at 11:26 pm
His muscles have gotten a bit flabbier! But still looking good :)
Alli Watermelon | August 6, 2009 at 11:38 pm
#1, who the hell cares? LOOK AT HIM!!! Mama likes!!! Finally the Superficial posts an attractive, manly man. Mmm =)
Alli Watermelon | August 6, 2009 at 11:40 pm
#5, If you’re lucky enough to grow old, you will most likely look back on your life and say, “Wow, wasn’t I quite the boring, judgmental cunt??” Mm hmm??
Ananana | August 7, 2009 at 12:20 am
his left nipple looks like a zit.
David | August 7, 2009 at 1:01 am
I’d hardly say that the paps count as “people” – roaches is totally appropriate.
David | August 7, 2009 at 1:01 am
I’d hardly say that the paps count as “people” – roaches is totally appropriate.
David | August 7, 2009 at 1:01 am
I’d hardly say that the paps count as “people” – roaches is totally appropriate.
JaniceGunit | August 7, 2009 at 1:12 am
I saw Ryan Gosling and my brain read it as Jon Gosslin. And I clicked the link anyway.
ROUGH Daddy | August 7, 2009 at 7:37 am
@7 looks more like Mc Dopey…
Feckless | August 7, 2009 at 7:42 am
Is Eric Dane pink or brown? Or does he just change colors like that?
Darth | August 7, 2009 at 7:50 am
Great tan?
Rhialto | August 7, 2009 at 8:01 am
@28 It could have been caused by a camera filter.
ROUGH Daddy | August 7, 2009 at 8:12 am
Wow look it Al Franklin in the senate, announcing Sotomayor’s confirmation…who woulda think….congrats…
lanegra | August 7, 2009 at 11:24 am
i don’t like his shoulders….
farty mcshitface | August 7, 2009 at 11:27 am
i have no idea who this tool is.
however, he is one of those mindless types who go get ‘inked’ because it’s so hip.
hey fucko, those tats don’t make you any edgier. they make you look like a pussy who is TRYING to be edgy.
fail.
long ago before they were a trendy fashion accessory, tatoo’s were something only bikers (real ones) and guys in the armed forces got.
now, every fake fck wants to show the world how badass they are even when they are total sissies.
Superbiggerevil | August 7, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Who is this fucking faggot?
bbwsinglesdate | August 7, 2009 at 1:52 pm
He looks good, great tv show! – bbwsinglesdate.com
:B | August 7, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I”‘m surprised they didn’t find Short Round from Indiana Jones in there. “Twenty years it take you to find me, Doctor Jones?! What the hell?”"
BAHAHAHHAHAHA, NICE!!!! I can still hear that kid’s voice in my head..
Josephina | August 7, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Jealousy is a bitch…the man looks hot!! Most woman including myself would be willing to do naughty things to this man.
Roxi | August 7, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Mhhhhhhh the things i would do to this man hes ABSOLUTELY yummy! no doubt about it!
bert | August 7, 2009 at 6:57 pm
@31 sounds like they’ve been hurt by someone with a lil “ink.” Why else would you bother going into such depth?? Grow up homo.
stoplookingatme | August 8, 2009 at 3:05 am
Like some other commenters, I had no idea who Eric Dane was, so I looked him up. He’s on Grey’s Anatomy and he was in Marley and Me. I don’t watch TV, so I don’t get the Dr. McWhatever thing. But I saw Marley and Me, and now I remember he was the sexy, successful journalist that always made Owen Wilson’s character feel like a hack… But as some of you wise souls have already said, who the eff cares who he is, he’s superfine!
wundersmack | August 8, 2009 at 11:15 am
His tats look like they were applied with a Sharpie.
ryan | August 9, 2009 at 1:54 pm
he’s so sexy
pgirl | August 10, 2009 at 5:43 am
very hot
peter | January 12, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Eric Dane has it all.
Body and looks.
more than anyone else to me.
peter | January 12, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Eric Dane has it all.
Body and looks.
more than anyone else to me.
peter | January 12, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Eric Dane has it all.
Body and looks.
more than anyone else to me.
buy carte sdhc 32gb | January 19, 2010 at 9:09 am
Eric Dane on Charmed? I didn’t notice him at all, really. Probably because my mind was clouded by images of delicately hairy Julian McMahon’s chest. :) Either way, it’s kinda sad he didn’t get a decent mainstream job, besides Grey’s. I didn’t count Open Water 2 as decent though. Oh, and he was in X-Men 3 as “Multiple Man”. Who would’ve thought?