Eric Dane didn’t have a threesome, he just filmed naked chicks (Now with video)

August 18th, 2009 // 93 Comments

For those of you who haven’t heard, Grey’s Anatomy star Eric Dane and wife Rebecca Gayheart apparently have a sex tape floating around that has a third party former Celebrity Rehab star Kari Ann Peniche. Except according to TMZ, it’s not so much a sex tape as a video of a bunch of people high off their ass taking a bath:

Kari Ann — a dethroned Miss United States Teen — tells TMZ the video featuring the whacked-out naked trio was shot more than two years ago in her apartment. Kari Ann insists there was absolutely no sex involved — they played dress up and the two women then soaked together in a bathtub as Eric called “action” behind the camera.
Kari Ann says the video was stored on the hard drive of her computer, but stolen by Mindy McCready, who was her roommate after the two completed a stint on the TV show “Celebrity Rehab.” Kari Ann says she got into an argument with McCready over money and believes the singer took her hard drive when she moved out. Kari Ann freaked out about certain personal information about her on the hard drive and filed a stolen property report with the LAPD.
Last month there was a summit between Eric, Rebecca, Kari Ann and Mindy. Their reps hammered out a deal as to who got what on the hard drive. Eric got full rights to the video and everyone assumed that was that … until the tape surfaced on the Internet yesterday.

All I have to say is, Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart have an incredible marriage. Typically I’m against anything that’s tantamount to a sexless prison with curtains but these two obviously know how to make things work.

WARNING: NSFW

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  1. Voltage

    Not first

  2. Kayleigh C.

    Eh.

  3. Jday

    First. I like boobs.

  4. frank the dolphin

    Freak.

  5. Deacon Jones

    Man,

    You’d expect for someone called “Mr McDreamy” that this guy would be eating 10s for breakfast, not fucking around with Flapjack McTits and Cone woman here….

    And I believe them when they say they didnt fuck. Sure!

  6. Max Planck

    Smokers suck…even naked smokers.

  7. Yoda

    I hope they didn’t drive over any little Latin boys on their way home.

  8. Nameless

    Meh…I remember when Rebecca Gayheart used to hot.

    Was this entire thing taken on a cellphone because for Hollywood actor-types they have a crappy camera.

    The dude needs to invest in a Flip HD minimum. LOL

  9. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    Those are some mighty fine titties.

  10. You mean it is not true? Well if they say so. Or maybe they didnt remember if anything took place.

  11. You mean it is not true? Well if they say so. Or maybe they didnt remember if anything took place.

  12. Rebecca walks naked all over France. Anyone who hasn’t seen her boobs has on a blindfold.

    And as for you geniuses who think that your “sex tape” will be private — you’re an idiot.

  13. New Age Money

    I can even tell you. Any of you bitches stay at my house and take off your clothes you will be filmed. If you’re famous you will not get paid you will just be naked for millions of men to jerk off too. You will still come to my house, use drugs and take off all your clothes and smile at the camera I am holding.

  14. I see bubbles! Rebecca looks like she was dropping some mc steamies in the bathwater…Youre telling me Mc Dopey couldnt get a Madam and his drunk wife to make out at least?

    Dane is not looking so great, put out the real hard-drive buddy!

  15. IfShePromised

    Real men in a bathroom with two naked women get blow jobs.

  16. Hugh Gentry

    it must have smelled horrible in that bathroom. smokers fucking stink like ass. her tits are nothing special. they’re nice, but nothing worth really looking at.

  17. IbePiglet

    Geeze, you know you have at least a few female readers who might have liked to for ONCE get a peek at the guy’s goods, but noooooo…I had to go somewhere else to see that. So why didn’t you post at least one revealing shot of the most well known of the trio?

  18. Newcastle

    Boobs make everything better.

  19. Billy Boy

    Gayheart is gross, she’s the typical sour-vag cigarette smoking blonde http://www.crassanova.com/2009/08/racial-profiling-leads-to-better-sex/

  20. Billy Boy

    Gayheart is gross, she’s the typical sour-vag cigarette smoking blonde http://www.crassanova.com/2009/08/racial-profiling-leads-to-better-sex/

  21. Uncle Pervy

    Why is it rich people always seem to have such crap cameras? Most celeb videos and pics they do themselves always have about the same quality as amateur UFO and ghost hunter pictures. Blurry as hell and out of focus. I’ve seen better footage of aliens running around some guys yard at night looking for something to probe then the stuff on most celeb videos. Celebs should stop fucking around with crappy cell phone cams and get a decent SLR camera or HD Camcorder! lol

  22. Deacon Jones

    @19

    Lol…that page was hilarious…and so true!

  23. The Original Shawn

    Yea! Noxema Chick titties! If this were 1992, I’d be whacking it furiously over these.

    Aw, to hell with it. May as well make up for lost time….

  24. j_bryon

    Kari Ann Peniche has some eye pleasing areolas and nipples not to mention tit as well! I like ‘em!

  25. Aerialgreen

    Can’t figure out McFlabby here, is he flacid or semi-hard? either way he is average, so…. down the toilet goes the fantasy of Greys Anatomy’s fans.

  26. Aerialgreen

    … wait a minute, upon a 2nd viewing….

    Yeah, McWhatever is not a shower but above average and thick, he might get really McThick when hard and when he is not as shitfaced and high as he is here… oh, and it’s uncut.

    * THE MORE YOU KNOW! *

  27. Chipot

    Thanks for setting the record straight, people just scream “sex tape” at anything. People naked, getting high =/= SEX TAPE.

  28. Toolboy

    How to make a threesome boring by Dr. McDouche. Well, at least we saw some titties and it wasn’t Dr. Phil.

  29. IKE

    Eric Dane. Man! Maybe he should be featured in those Dos Equis commercials.

  30. yeahright

    no sex involved? yeah of course, because everybody at a party walks around naked and play in the spa, I do that with all my friends when they come over.
    you silly ppl

  31. Harry

    Miss Teen USA What’shername is apparently a high priced madam now. Or so says Gawker. Was she working this night?

  32. Sederunt

    That’s what I want to know, too, #32.

  33. girl

    omg.
    what are they talking about?

    that was weiiiiiiiird.

  34. Johnny WeWe

    Ok, I’ve seen a lot of vag in my life. And this is pretty good vag. I am a vag man. I liked them shaved with tight lips. And they taste clean when these chicks stop smoking. But the peen on that dude is nothing. I got twice the peen and then some. But I coulds eat a storm between them legs on them gals. Nice vag. Thanks. I like vag.

  35. titsonsnack

    Didn’t rebecca gayheart kill some little kid with her car because she was talking on her cell phone, and then got in another car accident shortly after that? It wasn’t a white kid though, so I guess it’s no biggie.

  36. Housewife with a bald cat

    I sucked him off once. Not bad. He obviously drinks coconut juice.

  37. JuliaMP

    Those boobs will look like a couple flapjack pancakes in 5 years. Very unimpressed. Youth is wasted on the dumb and rich.

  38. That Kari Ann Penis chick’s tits remind me of my girlfriends. Gayheart’s fail to impress…
    The Rake
    http://thefilmnest.com

  39. Hite

    That stupid cunt wife of his is such a whore — she smokes, therefore she pokes. She’s probably banged half of Hornywood.

    Gayheart – if you blow me, I’ll take back the comments. You ugly flapjack-titted sow.

  40. Huh

    So you can show tits and cock, hear the word cocaine, see 3 high fools engage in some sort of lazy 3-way, but you have to censor the word f**k? right. that’s how you bring it down to a PG rating.

  41. LIARS

    OF COURSE they are swingers,of course he banged them both. ALL OF HOLLYWOOD is fucking shit ass crazy. All the stories they say the mags make up are NOTHING compared to the truth. They live WAY crazier shit than we ever hear about thanks to high paid lawyers and all the money they have to hide and bribe.

    Why the fuck do these celebretards assclowns think wew ere born yesterday LIES LIES LIES, celebs are professional liars. “Oh I never cheated with that woman, Oh I’m sober now, oh I never drive drunk, oh I`m retiring for good now, oh we arent dating, oh nothing is going on with my costar,oh I never had plastic surgery, oh there is no sex tape, oh I didn`t leak the tape someone else did“ AND NOW “oh I taped my naked wife, my naked McSwampy manpig self and a former naked miss teen USA in a bathroom ready to jacuzzi together, but nothing else happened and I totaly didn`t fuck them both all night long and watch them get off on each other.“

    HELLO this is cleary one of many tapes. They fucked before this and they all fucked after and this couple does this shit with MANY women. You fucking thik that after this they all just played monopoly and went to bed. Naked monopoly maybe. They probably agreed to let Mindy Mcwhitetrash release this tame part of the tape because they would all benefit from the 15mins of extra scandal fame without too much credibily damage (people expect far worse these days). I will say that for celebrity swingers they have the personalities of wet newspaper, but i guess not everyone can be Bill Cliton.

    This is what celebs and wannabes do now, it`all about pulicity. Everyone knows now that you don`t make a sex tape unless you want others to see it. Also women only smoke naked in the company of other naked people after or in between fuckings. So again they ALL FUCKED. It was a steamy McThreesome.The End.

  42. Crocoduck

    Too much talk, not enough uh-uh-uh.

  43. We all can’t be genetic wonders (like me) but those who aren’t sure have a lot of nerve trying to bed in the spotlight.

  44. This girl is hot! I would love to be in her panties.

  45. I love these pictures. Would love to see full version of this video

  46. Sam

    She has a cunt the size of the lincon tunnell!

  47. peggy-o

    #36 correct-she killed someone-. say no more.

  48. Albin Bainbridge

    @ 42

    Yeah, you pretty much summed it up perfectly. Hollywood is filled with pretentious famewhoring assclowns.

  49. Looks like someone is saying that X is the best drug out there…

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