For those of you who haven’t heard, Grey’s Anatomy star Eric Dane and wife Rebecca Gayheart apparently have a sex tape floating around that has a third party former Celebrity Rehab star Kari Ann Peniche. Except according to TMZ, it’s not so much a sex tape as a video of a bunch of people high off their ass taking a bath:
Kari Ann — a dethroned Miss United States Teen — tells TMZ the video featuring the whacked-out naked trio was shot more than two years ago in her apartment. Kari Ann insists there was absolutely no sex involved — they played dress up and the two women then soaked together in a bathtub as Eric called “action” behind the camera.
Kari Ann says the video was stored on the hard drive of her computer, but stolen by Mindy McCready, who was her roommate after the two completed a stint on the TV show “Celebrity Rehab.” Kari Ann says she got into an argument with McCready over money and believes the singer took her hard drive when she moved out. Kari Ann freaked out about certain personal information about her on the hard drive and filed a stolen property report with the LAPD.
Last month there was a summit between Eric, Rebecca, Kari Ann and Mindy. Their reps hammered out a deal as to who got what on the hard drive. Eric got full rights to the video and everyone assumed that was that … until the tape surfaced on the Internet yesterday.
All I have to say is, Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart have an incredible marriage. Typically I’m against anything that’s tantamount to a sexless prison with curtains but these two obviously know how to make things work.
WARNING: NSFW
Voltage | August 18, 2009 at 10:42 am
Not first
Kayleigh C. | August 18, 2009 at 10:42 am
Eh.
Jday | August 18, 2009 at 10:43 am
First. I like boobs.
frank the dolphin | August 18, 2009 at 10:45 am
Freak.
Deacon Jones | August 18, 2009 at 10:54 am
Man,
You’d expect for someone called “Mr McDreamy” that this guy would be eating 10s for breakfast, not fucking around with Flapjack McTits and Cone woman here….
And I believe them when they say they didnt fuck. Sure!
Max Planck | August 18, 2009 at 10:56 am
Smokers suck…even naked smokers.
Yoda | August 18, 2009 at 10:56 am
I hope they didn’t drive over any little Latin boys on their way home.
Nameless | August 18, 2009 at 11:00 am
Meh…I remember when Rebecca Gayheart used to hot.
Was this entire thing taken on a cellphone because for Hollywood actor-types they have a crappy camera.
The dude needs to invest in a Flip HD minimum. LOL
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | August 18, 2009 at 11:01 am
Those are some mighty fine titties.
Kakyjasper | August 18, 2009 at 11:03 am
You mean it is not true? Well if they say so. Or maybe they didnt remember if anything took place.
Kakyjasper | August 18, 2009 at 11:03 am
You mean it is not true? Well if they say so. Or maybe they didnt remember if anything took place.
Giggles | August 18, 2009 at 11:03 am
Rebecca walks naked all over France. Anyone who hasn’t seen her boobs has on a blindfold.
And as for you geniuses who think that your “sex tape” will be private — you’re an idiot.
New Age Money | August 18, 2009 at 11:14 am
I can even tell you. Any of you bitches stay at my house and take off your clothes you will be filmed. If you’re famous you will not get paid you will just be naked for millions of men to jerk off too. You will still come to my house, use drugs and take off all your clothes and smile at the camera I am holding.
ROUGH Daddy | August 18, 2009 at 11:15 am
I see bubbles! Rebecca looks like she was dropping some mc steamies in the bathwater…Youre telling me Mc Dopey couldnt get a Madam and his drunk wife to make out at least?
Dane is not looking so great, put out the real hard-drive buddy!
IfShePromised | August 18, 2009 at 11:22 am
Real men in a bathroom with two naked women get blow jobs.
Hugh Gentry | August 18, 2009 at 11:36 am
it must have smelled horrible in that bathroom. smokers fucking stink like ass. her tits are nothing special. they’re nice, but nothing worth really looking at.
IbePiglet | August 18, 2009 at 11:57 am
Geeze, you know you have at least a few female readers who might have liked to for ONCE get a peek at the guy’s goods, but noooooo…I had to go somewhere else to see that. So why didn’t you post at least one revealing shot of the most well known of the trio?
Newcastle | August 18, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Boobs make everything better.
Billy Boy | August 18, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Gayheart is gross, she’s the typical sour-vag cigarette smoking blonde http://www.crassanova.com/2009/08/racial-profiling-leads-to-better-sex/
Billy Boy | August 18, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Gayheart is gross, she’s the typical sour-vag cigarette smoking blonde http://www.crassanova.com/2009/08/racial-profiling-leads-to-better-sex/
Uncle Pervy | August 18, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Why is it rich people always seem to have such crap cameras? Most celeb videos and pics they do themselves always have about the same quality as amateur UFO and ghost hunter pictures. Blurry as hell and out of focus. I’ve seen better footage of aliens running around some guys yard at night looking for something to probe then the stuff on most celeb videos. Celebs should stop fucking around with crappy cell phone cams and get a decent SLR camera or HD Camcorder! lol
Deacon Jones | August 18, 2009 at 12:56 pm
@19
Lol…that page was hilarious…and so true!
The Original Shawn | August 18, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Yea! Noxema Chick titties! If this were 1992, I’d be whacking it furiously over these.
Aw, to hell with it. May as well make up for lost time….
j_bryon | August 18, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Kari Ann Peniche has some eye pleasing areolas and nipples not to mention tit as well! I like ‘em!
Aerialgreen | August 18, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Can’t figure out McFlabby here, is he flacid or semi-hard? either way he is average, so…. down the toilet goes the fantasy of Greys Anatomy’s fans.
Aerialgreen | August 18, 2009 at 2:28 pm
… wait a minute, upon a 2nd viewing….
Yeah, McWhatever is not a shower but above average and thick, he might get really McThick when hard and when he is not as shitfaced and high as he is here… oh, and it’s uncut.
* THE MORE YOU KNOW! *
Chipot | August 18, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Thanks for setting the record straight, people just scream “sex tape” at anything. People naked, getting high =/= SEX TAPE.
Juicybang | August 18, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Nice video!
Toolboy | August 18, 2009 at 3:53 pm
How to make a threesome boring by Dr. McDouche. Well, at least we saw some titties and it wasn’t Dr. Phil.
IKE | August 18, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Eric Dane. Man! Maybe he should be featured in those Dos Equis commercials.
yeahright | August 18, 2009 at 4:27 pm
no sex involved? yeah of course, because everybody at a party walks around naked and play in the spa, I do that with all my friends when they come over.
you silly ppl
Harry | August 18, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Miss Teen USA What’shername is apparently a high priced madam now. Or so says Gawker. Was she working this night?
Sederunt | August 18, 2009 at 5:25 pm
That’s what I want to know, too, #32.
girl | August 18, 2009 at 5:33 pm
omg.
what are they talking about?
that was weiiiiiiiird.
Johnny WeWe | August 18, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Ok, I’ve seen a lot of vag in my life. And this is pretty good vag. I am a vag man. I liked them shaved with tight lips. And they taste clean when these chicks stop smoking. But the peen on that dude is nothing. I got twice the peen and then some. But I coulds eat a storm between them legs on them gals. Nice vag. Thanks. I like vag.
titsonsnack | August 18, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Didn’t rebecca gayheart kill some little kid with her car because she was talking on her cell phone, and then got in another car accident shortly after that? It wasn’t a white kid though, so I guess it’s no biggie.
Housewife with a bald cat | August 18, 2009 at 5:49 pm
I sucked him off once. Not bad. He obviously drinks coconut juice.
JuliaMP | August 18, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Those boobs will look like a couple flapjack pancakes in 5 years. Very unimpressed. Youth is wasted on the dumb and rich.
The Rake | August 18, 2009 at 6:22 pm
That Kari Ann Penis chick’s tits remind me of my girlfriends. Gayheart’s fail to impress…
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
Hite | August 18, 2009 at 7:06 pm
That stupid cunt wife of his is such a whore — she smokes, therefore she pokes. She’s probably banged half of Hornywood.
Gayheart – if you blow me, I’ll take back the comments. You ugly flapjack-titted sow.
Huh | August 18, 2009 at 7:48 pm
So you can show tits and cock, hear the word cocaine, see 3 high fools engage in some sort of lazy 3-way, but you have to censor the word f**k? right. that’s how you bring it down to a PG rating.
LIARS | August 18, 2009 at 8:09 pm
OF COURSE they are swingers,of course he banged them both. ALL OF HOLLYWOOD is fucking shit ass crazy. All the stories they say the mags make up are NOTHING compared to the truth. They live WAY crazier shit than we ever hear about thanks to high paid lawyers and all the money they have to hide and bribe.
Why the fuck do these celebretards assclowns think wew ere born yesterday LIES LIES LIES, celebs are professional liars. “Oh I never cheated with that woman, Oh I’m sober now, oh I never drive drunk, oh I`m retiring for good now, oh we arent dating, oh nothing is going on with my costar,oh I never had plastic surgery, oh there is no sex tape, oh I didn`t leak the tape someone else did“ AND NOW “oh I taped my naked wife, my naked McSwampy manpig self and a former naked miss teen USA in a bathroom ready to jacuzzi together, but nothing else happened and I totaly didn`t fuck them both all night long and watch them get off on each other.“
HELLO this is cleary one of many tapes. They fucked before this and they all fucked after and this couple does this shit with MANY women. You fucking thik that after this they all just played monopoly and went to bed. Naked monopoly maybe. They probably agreed to let Mindy Mcwhitetrash release this tame part of the tape because they would all benefit from the 15mins of extra scandal fame without too much credibily damage (people expect far worse these days). I will say that for celebrity swingers they have the personalities of wet newspaper, but i guess not everyone can be Bill Cliton.
This is what celebs and wannabes do now, it`all about pulicity. Everyone knows now that you don`t make a sex tape unless you want others to see it. Also women only smoke naked in the company of other naked people after or in between fuckings. So again they ALL FUCKED. It was a steamy McThreesome.The End.
Crocoduck | August 18, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Too much talk, not enough uh-uh-uh.
Sickitten | August 18, 2009 at 10:17 pm
We all can’t be genetic wonders (like me) but those who aren’t sure have a lot of nerve trying to bed in the spotlight.
Greg | August 18, 2009 at 10:32 pm
This girl is hot! I would love to be in her panties.
GregoryOnline | August 18, 2009 at 10:34 pm
I love these pictures. Would love to see full version of this video
Sam | August 18, 2009 at 10:37 pm
She has a cunt the size of the lincon tunnell!
peggy-o | August 18, 2009 at 11:27 pm
#36 correct-she killed someone-. say no more.
Albin Bainbridge | August 18, 2009 at 11:31 pm
@ 42
Yeah, you pretty much summed it up perfectly. Hollywood is filled with pretentious famewhoring assclowns.
Mike Beatty | August 18, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Looks like someone is saying that X is the best drug out there…