‘Entourage’ Wants Some Weiner In It

June 17th, 2011 // 17 Comments

“So, how mad would you be if photos of my dick are lying all over the house? One to 10.”

Because pursuing Charlie Sheen wasn’t evidence enough that the last season of Entourage is going to be all stunt-casting, creator Doug Ellin has already approached disgraced former congressman Anthony Weiner for a cameo, according to The Hollywood Reporter:

Though the request went out before Weiner resigned from office Tuesday, don’t count on seeing him on the eighth and final season this summer. Asked what response he has gotten from Weiner, Ellin just says, “Nothing.”

Ext. Urth Cafe. DRAMA If those idiots aren't smart enough to cast Baby Bro, then their movie didn't deserve him anyway. VINCE Thanks, Drama. So, E, what's our move? ERIC Hang on, Vince, I'm making a call with my Blackberry Bold, available at Best- What? Someone just texted me a pic. TURTLE I like shoes and the hip hop music, what is it? ERIC It's a dick? ANTHONY WEINER [Walks out smiling, wearing scarf, skinny jeans, leather jacket.] Gotcha, E! DRAMA Ha! Looks like someone just "got it in the eye." [Everyone laughs, high fives, Vince raises a Budweiser in the air despite moments ago he was sipping an espresso.]

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superficial

  1. ah superficial. you do tickle me funny bone. also, FIRST!

  2. Ed

    Entourage is ending? Awesome!

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    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    Jason Carroll is pushed aside by a senior correspondent from the rival Cubs Nipple Network.

    • MisterSuccint

      Nice to see Mrs. Weiner still allows her husband to carry a cellphone.
      I’m guessing it’s not the same one he’d been using until recently.

  4. baron of all media

    Love the use of courier new for the script. Nice touch.

  5. Bucky Barnes

    I think if I was a CEO I’d pay more to NOT have my products placed on Entourage.

  6. Artie Fatbuckle

    His wife’s name is Hum a Weiner.

  7. props for trying to setup a weiner roast, too bad it’s another show i’ll never watch an episode of

  8. Kd

    (random cameo by Mark Whalberg)

    Markie Mark: Yo, Aquaman! please keep me relevant!

  9. UnholyKrep

    Actually, Weiner’s part on Entourage is going to be when Vince and the gang go to the zoo, then a deranged ostrich gets free and starts dry humping a troop of unfortunate Girl Scouts.

  10. Jon

    I love Entourage but so true! Especially the drink thing, I noticed that all the time.

  11. What still amazes me is there were women outside of this idiots wife who wanted to see his penis. His nose is probably bigger.

  12. People are always claiming about transparency in government. Well, what’s more transparent than transparent clothing? I know much more about Weiner now than my own congressman. For example, Weiner may be a liberal, but he is a staunch supporter of the Second Amendment, as seen by the heat he’s packing in that one nude photo. My god, he should need a permit for that thing. The First Amendment, Freedom of Speech? Come on, tweet, tweet, tweet, that’s a given. Pro-life or pro-choice? How about pro-cock? This man is the best, most honest politician we got.

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    AleisterCrowley
    Commented on this photo:

    Usually adding a weiner makes everything all better but not this time At least he’s got a good porno name since he’s outta work.

  14. Aaron Sorkin

    Ha, ha! Awesome spec script scene. You should be a writer for “Entourage.” Wait a minute, you probably are already… Which is why you have this celeb snark blog to fall back on.

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