Amy Winehouse Almost Looked Classy and Respectable
Here's Amy Winehouse out in London last night where she surprisingly looked like someone who didn't rape the inside of a dumpster. Sure, she flashed her panties and half her stitched-on nipple was popping out, but that's not even the story here. Look how clean she almost looks! I mean, Jesus, how does that even happen?! Did we just flash sideways like on Lost? Were none of us ever really on that plane? I need to lay down for a minute. *breathes into paper bag*
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Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Trashy!
I’d lay a really steamy stinker on this filthy little freak’s chest.
I wouldn’t even shake hands with that. God only knows the primordial oozy diseases you might catch.
I want to lick her feet
Is that anything like….Lindsay almost sober?
I want bury my face in amy’s wet white panties. omg yeah