Penis: It’s What’s For Dinner.
Fresh from her stint in the drunk tank on Friday, Snooki spent the rest of her weekend relaxing with friends and publicly eating a penis lollipop from a sex shop because people do that. 99.9% of the time I will swear on my illegitimate children's lives that reality TV is scripted, but I genuinely believe MTV found a shit-midget goldmine here. This has to be the first time in their entire reality history that they literally just turn a camera on and film what happens.
PRODUCER: What's this strange feeling I'm having?
CAMERAMAN: I believe it's called -- "honesty."
PRODUCER: *head explodes*
NOTE: I have no idea what the protocol is for penis-shaped candy in a (theoretical) woman's mouth, so I erred on the side of caution and starred the header pic. (NSFW Version Here.) View the rest at your own risk which is pretty much always a given with Whorey Wicket here.
Photos: INFdaily
If you ignore her she will go away and fade back into obscurity, which is where she belongs.
Snooki isas charming and as feminine as always.
Is it my imagination or has this pig midget put-on about 30lbs in the “off season”. Not only is she ugly and orange but now she’s morbidly obese too. Memo to Shooki, weighing 240lbs+ at 4ft 2″ is not good for your health.
Snooki is as wide as she is tall – why do we care what she puts in her mouth? It all ends up on her hips anyway.
That’s not a lollipop, it’s a sausage. The bitch is a cannibal.
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the fucked up looking hat and sunglasses, she is out of it
What a fucking waste of flesh….
there is nothing remotely sexy about this woman.
Pig. She needs a moo moo.
Classy.
I was kicked off the internet as soon as I clicked the NSFW button. Coincidence? I think not.
Where does she fit into Gabriel Iglesias’ 5 Levels of Fat?
i don’t get it.. i thought the whole guidette thing was getting all juiced up and fake tits.. being club ready and all. why is she still a fugly pig?
starring out a fucking lolipop what a douchebag..
did you make a penny for the hundreds of unnecessary extra clicks?
מהה נראאה ללה? איזה סתוממממה
WTF
guesses on how long till a sex tape with her is released?!?! I’m an insider with information about this!
smexical