Penis: It’s What’s For Dinner.
Fresh from her stint in the drunk tank on Friday, Snooki spent the rest of her weekend relaxing with friends and publicly eating a penis lollipop from a sex shop because people do that. 99.9% of the time I will swear on my illegitimate children's lives that reality TV is scripted, but I genuinely believe MTV found a shit-midget goldmine here. This has to be the first time in their entire reality history that they literally just turn a camera on and film what happens. PRODUCER: What's this strange feeling I'm having? CAMERAMAN: I believe it's called -- "honesty." PRODUCER: *head explodes* NOTE: I have no idea what the protocol is for penis-shaped candy in a (theoretical) woman's mouth, so I erred on the side of caution and starred the header pic. (NSFW Version Here.) View the rest at your own risk which is pretty much always a given with Whorey Wicket here. Photos: INFdaily