Here's a drunk, and let's assume high, as hell Paris Hilton misting the VIP Room in St. Tropez with typhoid Saturday night where Doug Reinhardt also showed up in a horribly executed attempt to rekindle their romance. Which makes sense considering most women aren't into dudes whose genitals look and smell like Chernobyl. (They're weird like that.) In the meantime, I floated a solution to make sure these two don't start rampantly fucking in public again but apparently sodomy by way of shark violates the Geneva Convention. Well, you know what, Washington? There's being liberal and then there's being a pussy. I'm just gonna put that out there. NOTE: Click Here for NSFW versions. Photos: Fame