Michael Lohan Sold Nude Photos of Kate Major (Allegedly)
Because there's no better way to say "Sorry for kicking you in the face," Michael Lohan has allegedly been shopping around nude photos of his ex-fiancee Kate Major (above) which she tells Popeater were taken without her knowledge. More importantly, I did not add the Charlie Tuna on the third pic, so don't expect it to disappear. And now all that stuff about a heinous violation of privacy:
"Michael Lohan is a disgusting human being and father. He took these pictures of me when I was asleep and without my knowledge. At the time he was my fiancé. I have just found out about these images today and moving forward my lawyer, William O'Conner, will be handing the legalities of anyone that reproduces them."
While I'd love to take that legal threat seriously and believe Michael Lohan is depraved enough to pull a stunt like this, it's also a well-known fact Kate Major is a starfucker who's been trying to land her own reality show since the first time she sat on Jon Gosselin's penis and told his kids to go make her a wallet. Which is why I expect a Thank You card when she's on Bravo in three months because of these and somehow Lindsay's dad's her producer because it was all "a big misunderstanding." (That's right, folks, psychic and handsome.)
NOTE: Click Here for NSFW versions.
UPDATE: It's end of business Monday (7.26) on the West Coast. Zero legal action from Kate's attorney and no charges filed against Michael Lohan. I rest my case.
Photos: Kikster
Wait, I don’t get it. So she was passed out when he took these pics? It looks like he pulled down her shirt and panties while she was sleeping and took the pics.
Read the fucking article before you race to the reply button, dipshit.
what fun is that???
I will never be able to unsee that.
This guy is class personified.
It’s a wonder Lindsay’s not married to nobility yet.
They are both fucking tards but she is obviously asleep in these photos…..need I say more as to who is the fucking asshole……??????????????
Meh.
That’s what “Star” fucking gets you.
HEY take off your slutty makeup
You guys are hilarious. Not sure if you ever seen real tits in your life but that’s what big tits do when a woman in on her back.
Now she is a hole because she will fuck any (star–using that term very loosely) but she doesn’t deserve this especially when she was sleeping. Lohan is as scuzzy as his daughter..Hope she can sue his ass for the $45 bucks he’s worth!
Her breasts are awesome!!
sike.
Chicken of the sea? Really? What kind of women are you people banging? If your woman’s lady bits smell like tuna, or fish, or any kind of sea creature then there’s SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER VAGINA. Get it checked out, srsly.
Jessica Simpson thinks vagina smells like chicken.
VAGINA’S AREN’T SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE SEA FOOD!!!!11
i would actually love to suck on those things.
I agree. The fact that you guys re-posted these pics when she doesn’t want them to be seen is another form of victimization. What comes around, goes around. Better watch out for your family because one day someone may do it to them and them call them wh*res.
boy, this guy is just pure class
I’ve seen way worse tits. I’d give them a go.
She’s gorgeous. Don’t be hating on her.
Lohan is a waste of skin but i would still expect him to pull better tail than this and he should not photo rape people while they sleep because that is even creepier than usual for him.
You can tell by her areolae that she has had a pregnancy. I wonder what happened to the kid?
This just proves once again what an asshole that man is. ASSHOLE.
Not Cool
I soooo wanna date that guy, he is my kinda-man!! (NOT)
she star now. she look goods. she no sleeps. she more like.
Isn’t this classified as beastieality…?
WTF you talking about FIsh, “didn’t add the tuna”?
Here I am, captured live in my moment of glory, licking that glorious Kate puss, and you have the nerve to suggest that I doctored the photos? WTF? You think I can’t get none? Racist against tunas?
I want to see the twat! Why is the stupid fish in my way! Where can I go to see the TWAT!!!
so gross. who the hell would pay money for these photos?
um anyone else notice shes totally unconscious? creepyyy. even for michael lohan.
Oh wait, this chick is hotter.
the chick is hot ,give me a break here.
Sorry Charlie!!!
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