It’s Too Late For Peter Dinklage. The Black Spider-Man Suit Has Him Now.

February 16th, 2012 // 39 Comments

“This Lannister shall pay his rent. As soon as you remedy that damnable door!”

Christ, that was a nerdy reference, even for me. I’ll go have anti-sex now.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. touring this summer with Little Kiss, its… Little 30 Seconds To Mars!

  2. hmna

    And now Richard Kiel has a mini-me.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    He’s combined the Bieber hair and Anthony Kiedis pedo-stache on a 4 foot body. That’s just too much.

  4. Oprah Winfrey is a big, fat, horrible cunt!

  5. Is that a Mini parked behind him?

  6. Deacon Jones

    What in god’s name is going on with that other set of photos???

    I can’t believe I fucking missed those. That’s enough material for a week.

  7. maeby

    cool highlights yo

  8. LegMan

    Looks like he’s trying to keep a low profile.

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    E. Fudd
    Commented on this photo:

    he’s a depressed little elf.

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    NOI
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s a cutie

  11. Emo Peter Dinklage
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like some mad scientist combined Justin Bieber, Ron Jeremy, and Mark Wahlberg, and then shrunk the shit out of him.

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    Joel
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is he dressed like 80′s wrestling manager Paul Bearer?

  13. Emo Peter Dinklage
    Commented on this photo:

    “nobody pay’s me in gum…” frowny face

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    Frankie
    Commented on this photo:

    Lol, what’s up with the emo hair and emo ‘stache? He paid a LOT of money to look like THIS.

  15. Schmidtler

    He looks so CUTE!!! I just want to pick him up and swing him around like a little dolly! (dwarves love that shit, right?)

  16. vandinz

    Haha! He thinks he real people.

  17. OK, I’ll just ask – is that his Mini Cooper behind him?

  18. grobpilot

    The “Kate Upton Bouncing” link is the best thing I’ve seen all day. Doesn’t take much to keep me entertained.

  19. Thom

    Someone left Anthony Kiedis in the dryer too long.

  20. downwithmuffins

    i’d..hit..it?

  21. Colostomy Bag

    Oh why so down,
    Little Boy Blue
    Did those pesky Smurfs
    Reject you too?

  22. Emo Peter Dinklage
    Commented on this photo:

    i thought it was a given that all dwarfs are depressed….or sneezy..or dopey…

  23. Ciao

    Damnit, this look ruines the whole film!

  24. Death Wisher

    Look out, may have a sock with a roll of quarters in it.

  25. the snowman

    he missed the lifeline.
    HE WON’T BE SEEN AS HETERO SEXUAL!!

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    Nono
    Commented on this photo:

    he’s cute leave him alone

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    Donutz
    Commented on this photo:

    MEME! MEME! MEME! MEME! MEME!

  28. Red Hot Mini Peppers

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    Prince Williams
    Commented on this photo:

    Photoshop! Huge head on tiny body. Nice try though.

  30. Clown Shoes

    I can picture him in a salon sitting on two phone books waiting for his color to set. Little legs dangling below.

  31. Stig

    Yes, a mini in front of a mini! Oh, I hate myself.

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    Buddy the Elf
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    You’re an angry Elf.

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    GeorgeWBush
    Commented on this photo:

    EMO transformation…so it begins

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