Emmanuelle Chriqui Does Look Like JWoww. What in the Hell?

March 15th, 2011 // 77 Comments

So yesterday I posted some Emmanuelle Chriqui pics and a few people kept commenting that she looks like JWoww which I considered blasphemy and planned to prove every one of you bastards wrong. Turns out you were right.

I don’t even know what to say here, but if Japan wasn’t enough proof that God has forsaken us, then this is it. Has The Beast proclaimed his dominion over the Earth yet? Because I feel like that’s only a matter of minutes now. Hour tops.

Photos: Fame, Getty


  1. bitingontinfoil

    JWow reminds me of one of those little troll dolls you win at the fair.

  2. retrobanana

    i do not think she looks like emanuelle at all! HOWEVER I always thought jenny was the prettiest of all the girls she just looks trashy because she cannot style herself. she wears hideous clothes has huge boobs and in the first season had that ugly hairstyle……if she had a good stylist shed be quite pretty. also, she has the best body out of all the girls in JS…she is very toned and fit and is always seen working out….she just needs to choose better clothes and makeup to show that off..

    emmanuelle is 10 times prettier to me though!

  3. Emmanuelle Chriqui JWoww
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG……the resemblance in uncanny! Almost like the resemblance between
    the little hill I just drove over and frigging Mt. Everest! Here you’ve got one of
    the best looking women in 30 years and trying to compare her to a girl
    much younger that looks 10 years older than her just for the sake of not
    having anything better to post? I think now would be the time to start looking
    for another hobby bud. Just looks like you’re not gonna make it in this one.

  4. Emmanuelle Chriqui JWoww
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow- they look NOTHING a like. What an insult for Emmanuelle, she’s gorgeous!!!!! I’m in SHOCK that you actually posted this “comparison”

  5. Emmanuelle Chriqui JWoww
    Whoa Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Chiriqui is beautiful and has real breasts. JWoww is sadness with fake breasts. Those photos don’t give justice to Emmanuelle and give too much credit to Jwoww. Check out Entourage…that will solve the debate.

  6. Bob Onit

    First of all if anyone looks like or is trying to look anybody it is that nasty, ugly, broken and bleeding Jwoww looking like Emmanuelle Chriqui. JWoww is nasty! Emmanuelle Chriqui on the other hand is amazing!

  7. hrzntal

    Jwow has a very masculine body.. very strong upper body with broad manly shoulders. It’s quite gross.

  8. dina

    actually, melanie iglesias (model) looks like JWOW more than Emmanuelle Chriqui

  9. Jay

    Hmmm maybe all three of them are the same species from wherever planet they come from, aliens are indeed among us….

  10. 709-TODD BRIGHT

    JWoww fans are so underrated.

  11. David

    Emmanuelle Chriqui is beautiful and good actress and she
    would actually fit the character of Jasmine from Aladdin.

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