Emmanuelle Chriqui Does Look Like JWoww. What in the Hell?

So yesterday I posted some Emmanuelle Chriqui pics and a few people kept commenting that she looks like JWoww which I considered blasphemy and planned to prove every one of you bastards wrong. Turns out you were right.

I don’t even know what to say here, but if Japan wasn’t enough proof that God has forsaken us, then this is it. Has The Beast proclaimed his dominion over the Earth yet? Because I feel like that’s only a matter of minutes now. Hour tops.

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