Emmanuelle Chriqui Does Look Like JWoww. What in the Hell?

March 15th, 2011 // 77 Comments

So yesterday I posted some Emmanuelle Chriqui pics and a few people kept commenting that she looks like JWoww which I considered blasphemy and planned to prove every one of you bastards wrong. Turns out you were right.

I don’t even know what to say here, but if Japan wasn’t enough proof that God has forsaken us, then this is it. Has The Beast proclaimed his dominion over the Earth yet? Because I feel like that’s only a matter of minutes now. Hour tops.

Photos: Fame, Getty

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  1. Fletch

    I didn’t know who this chick was until yesterday. I was one who thought it was the Jwow chick and I don’t even watch the jersey shore crap.

    After making this connection, I don’t think Chriqui would be able to do it for me.

  2. Bagina Face

    Except when you look down from Emmanuelle’s face it’s not a god damn abstract painting of silicon and crushed dreams.

  3. too bad neither of em are all that

    • The Critical Crassness

      Dude, You know you are crushing on JWoW!
      Why won’t you just admit it and seek the help you need for that harmful addiction?
      Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recover.

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    Jake
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if Turtle banged both of them?

  5. Jake

    That solves the mystery why Emmanuel was banging Turtle.

  6. iamhomosquirrel

    I never understood why people think Emmanuelle Chriqui is so goddamn special. She’s OKAY and her character on Entourage was annoying with all her goodytwoshoe-ness.

  7. matt tag

    jwoww looks like Emanuelle Chriqui’s mom

  8. Onederin

    The problem with this is…they don’t actually look a like at all.

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    Julie
    Commented on this photo:

    They do have similar faces, except JWoww looks like a 40 year old haggard used up slut and Emmanuelle looks like a classy beauty. :)

  10. PopeyesChicken

    It is insulting to say that Emmanuelle looks like J-Woww. Emmanuelle has been around longer and is way hotter; therefore, it is J-Woww that looks like Emmanuelle.

    • It had to be said

      Actually, she looks like Emmanuelle if Emmanuelle had tits. Which would make her hot.

      • PopeyesChicken

        Ok seeing as how you have NEVER seen a photo of Emmanuelle Chriqui besides those on this site, you need to type her name into Google Images. She has MUCH nicer tits than J-Woww and hers don’t look fucking oblong.

  11. Gavagai

    Is this a ‘Superficial’ post, or the before and after pictures in an ad for “Whore-Be-Gone” facial scrub?

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    Norm
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know their ages but I’m sure Jwow is younger… yet looks more like Leather face. If this isn’t the best example of staying clear of too much fake’n bake & to moisturize with something a bit better then bronzing lotion…

  13. Star Droppings

    There are certainly parallels… the hair….the smile… the fact Emmanuelle fake-banged Turtle on a tv show for a paycheck and JWoww would bang a real turtle for a shot of tequila.

  14. Officelinebacker

    thanks now everytime I masturbate to Sloan I will have to get checked for an STD.

  15. nonono

    Chiriqui looks a lot like Nina Dobrev from Vampire Diaries…only thing J-Woww and Chiriqui have similar are huge tits.

  16. Nefilim

    they do look a like, but Jwoww is like the 15 year older sister that use to have a huge substance problem and is now sober for 3 months only to relaspe in a couple of hours realizing what she could have looked like.

  17. SIN

    Thats why JWoww had breast implants, so we would not look at her face.

  18. Emmanuelle DOES look like J-woww…at least she looks like J-woww’s granddaughter.

  19. Deacon Jones

    Emmanuelle is looking particularly Arab-ey in these pictures.

    Shit, she looks nothing like herself, what the hell is going on.

  20. Yoshi

    JWoww looks like an Emmanuelle that has been trying to cool down Japanese nuclear reactors without a hazmat suit.

  21. PtC

    JWoww is the hilarious “After” pic if Emmanuelle Chriqui did meth.

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    Eileen
    Commented on this photo:

    I suppose the look alike if you take away the “used up whore” JWoww seems so fond of wearing.

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    Eileen
    Commented on this photo:

    I suppose they look alike if you take away the “used up whore” JWoww seems so fond of wearing.

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    duder
    Commented on this photo:

    They’re pretty much twins. Of course, as with every set of twins, there is a good twin and a used up cum gargling whore twin.

  25. Chase my cane

    Think he meant: JWoww looks like Emmanuelle Chriqui. Emmanuelle looks are far better than Jwoww

  26. ulalume

    I don’t want to say told ya so, but… I will!

  27. americasucks

    Emmanuelle – The Rich-Man’s JWoww

  28. J-Dizzle

    Emma there is much much more beautiful then J-Woww. You can see the similarities.. like they could almost be sisters… but there is plenty of difference to know which one’s just beautiful and which one is a party slut.

  29. It’s kinda like one of those faces of meth before/after photos

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    Average Woman
    Commented on this photo:

    The difference: This lady has class.

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    tiago
    Commented on this photo:

    This picture shows how old JWOWW really looks..too much tanning!!

  32. The devil’s in the details.

  33. slappy magoo

    But do their venereal diseases look alike?

  34. SuperT

    This is your face, this is your face on Jersey. Any questions?

  35. Jimmy

    It’s more accurate to say that Jwoww looks like a busted version of Chriqui.

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    Ted
    Commented on this photo:

    Plus that Jwoww bitch has dumbo the elephant ears and terrible skin.

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    Christi
    Commented on this photo:

    Might want to lend your eyes to an episode of entourage. Or an episode of the Sopranos. Emmanuelle Chriqui is not Jamie Lynn Sigler.

  38. Kimberly

    Too fucking soon for the Japan jokes, man…

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    Shark60
    Commented on this photo:

    Fukushima Nuclear Meltdown: The Before and After Pictures

  40. John

    Does that make jwoww hotter or emanuelle uglier?

  41. Hugo

    Yeah, in the same way that a diamond looks like a kidney stone.

  42. one legged

    Emmanuelle is a jew and my ex-girl thinks you might be too.. maybe that is why you always post pics of portman and kunis anytime you can

  43. JWoww looks like Emmanuelle was rode hard and put away wet.

  44. Fancypants

    No , just no…

  45. Emmanuelle Chriqui JWoww
    you dog shit
    Commented on this photo:

    bad legs

  46. the captain

    yep.
    SOME FIFTEEN YEARS YOUNGER?

  47. C

    Jwow is a broken down disease ridden fake tits having equivalent of a cheap Chinese knockoff of emanuelle

  48. Emmanuelle Chriqui JWoww
    bugabo
    Commented on this photo:

    The photograph on the right, is how Emmanuelle Chirqui would have looked, had she lived in Jersey.

  49. J

    And like Nina Dobrev

  50. Jwonk

    If not for her bolt ons she’d be plain old fug.

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