So yesterday I posted some Emmanuelle Chriqui pics and a few people kept commenting that she looks like JWoww which I considered blasphemy and planned to prove every one of you bastards wrong. Turns out you were right.
I don’t even know what to say here, but if Japan wasn’t enough proof that God has forsaken us, then this is it. Has The Beast proclaimed his dominion over the Earth yet? Because I feel like that’s only a matter of minutes now. Hour tops.
Photos: Fame, Getty
I didn’t know who this chick was until yesterday. I was one who thought it was the Jwow chick and I don’t even watch the jersey shore crap.
After making this connection, I don’t think Chriqui would be able to do it for me.
Except when you look down from Emmanuelle’s face it’s not a god damn abstract painting of silicon and crushed dreams.
too bad neither of em are all that
Dude, You know you are crushing on JWoW!
Why won’t you just admit it and seek the help you need for that harmful addiction?
Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recover.
well i am a man eh lol, so yeah i would consider the clone. not the hobo humpin slobo, i value my penis
I wonder if Turtle banged both of them?
That solves the mystery why Emmanuel was banging Turtle.
LOL!!
I never understood why people think Emmanuelle Chriqui is so goddamn special. She’s OKAY and her character on Entourage was annoying with all her goodytwoshoe-ness.
It’s the thrill of the unknown….she has passable assets but keeps them well hidden, showing just enough to get people interested. IF she ever does full nudity, she is finished as a fantasy for most guys!
If?? Guess you haven’t seen these…
http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/emmanuelle-chriqui/omg-emmanuelle-chriqui-nude-in-allure-with-kara-dioguardi-nude-too-005491
I’m surprised it took people so long to realise they resemble.
jwoww looks like Emanuelle Chriqui’s mom
And she is the younger woman, WTF?
The problem with this is…they don’t actually look a like at all.
They do have similar faces, except JWoww looks like a 40 year old haggard used up slut and Emmanuelle looks like a classy beauty. :)
It is insulting to say that Emmanuelle looks like J-Woww. Emmanuelle has been around longer and is way hotter; therefore, it is J-Woww that looks like Emmanuelle.
Actually, she looks like Emmanuelle if Emmanuelle had tits. Which would make her hot.
Ok seeing as how you have NEVER seen a photo of Emmanuelle Chriqui besides those on this site, you need to type her name into Google Images. She has MUCH nicer tits than J-Woww and hers don’t look fucking oblong.
Is this a ‘Superficial’ post, or the before and after pictures in an ad for “Whore-Be-Gone” facial scrub?
I don’t know their ages but I’m sure Jwow is younger… yet looks more like Leather face. If this isn’t the best example of staying clear of too much fake’n bake & to moisturize with something a bit better then bronzing lotion…
There are certainly parallels… the hair….the smile… the fact Emmanuelle fake-banged Turtle on a tv show for a paycheck and JWoww would bang a real turtle for a shot of tequila.
Ok, I hate to admit that I know this, but Emmanuelle’s character is E’s girl, not Turtle’s…
thanks now everytime I masturbate to Sloan I will have to get checked for an STD.
Chiriqui looks a lot like Nina Dobrev from Vampire Diaries…only thing J-Woww and Chiriqui have similar are huge tits.
they do look a like, but Jwoww is like the 15 year older sister that use to have a huge substance problem and is now sober for 3 months only to relaspe in a couple of hours realizing what she could have looked like.
Thats why JWoww had breast implants, so we would not look at her face.
Emmanuelle DOES look like J-woww…at least she looks like J-woww’s granddaughter.
Emmanuelle is looking particularly Arab-ey in these pictures.
Shit, she looks nothing like herself, what the hell is going on.
JWoww looks like an Emmanuelle that has been trying to cool down Japanese nuclear reactors without a hazmat suit.
JWoww is the hilarious “After” pic if Emmanuelle Chriqui did meth.
Good comparison
I suppose the look alike if you take away the “used up whore” JWoww seems so fond of wearing.
I suppose they look alike if you take away the “used up whore” JWoww seems so fond of wearing.
They’re pretty much twins. Of course, as with every set of twins, there is a good twin and a used up cum gargling whore twin.
Think he meant: JWoww looks like Emmanuelle Chriqui. Emmanuelle looks are far better than Jwoww
I don’t want to say told ya so, but… I will!
Emmanuelle – The Rich-Man’s JWoww
Emma there is much much more beautiful then J-Woww. You can see the similarities.. like they could almost be sisters… but there is plenty of difference to know which one’s just beautiful and which one is a party slut.
It’s kinda like one of those faces of meth before/after photos
The difference: This lady has class.
This picture shows how old JWOWW really looks..too much tanning!!
The devil’s in the details.
But do their venereal diseases look alike?
This is your face, this is your face on Jersey. Any questions?
SuperT FTW!
Agreed!
It’s more accurate to say that Jwoww looks like a busted version of Chriqui.
Plus that Jwoww bitch has dumbo the elephant ears and terrible skin.
Might want to lend your eyes to an episode of entourage. Or an episode of the Sopranos. Emmanuelle Chriqui is not Jamie Lynn Sigler.
Too fucking soon for the Japan jokes, man…
Fukushima Nuclear Meltdown: The Before and After Pictures
Does that make jwoww hotter or emanuelle uglier?
Yeah, in the same way that a diamond looks like a kidney stone.
Emmanuelle is a jew and my ex-girl thinks you might be too.. maybe that is why you always post pics of portman and kunis anytime you can
JWoww looks like Emmanuelle was rode hard and put away wet.
No , just no…
bad legs
yep.
SOME FIFTEEN YEARS YOUNGER?
…older
Jwow is a broken down disease ridden fake tits having equivalent of a cheap Chinese knockoff of emanuelle
The photograph on the right, is how Emmanuelle Chirqui would have looked, had she lived in Jersey.
And like Nina Dobrev
If not for her bolt ons she’d be plain old fug.