Jesus Christ, Emmanuelle Chriqui In A Bikini

August 30th, 2013 // 34 Comments

Recently, Photo Boy and I were made to feel like troglodyte assholes because we post bikini photos like these ridiculous ones of Emmanuelle Chriqui that will generate ungodly amounts of pageviews so I can never shut up about Ben Qffleck or George Zimmerman or comic books without getting fired. Except let’s be honest, no one gives a shit or is even looking down here besides me, and even that’s debatable because I’m pretty sure I just spelled Affleck with a Q. (It’s too far back, you look.)

Photos: FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. Derek Zoolander

    Hey Zac,
    Whatever “it” is are two amazing tits, a beautiful smile and a great ass. You’re welcome.
    Best, Superficial Loyal Readers

  2. Emmanuelle Chriqui
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    mmmm….nothing like a nice dose of bikini to get me revved up for the weekend

    Ladies, are these natural? Im pretty good at spotting this normally. If I had to take a guess, I’d say “no” due to the volume of the side boob…

    But if they are fake, she went to one of the best doctors around, because thats a damn good job

  3. Emmanuelle Chriqui
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Honey badger don’t care about a little cellulite!!

  4. Emmanuelle Chriqui
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look! It’s Jeremy Piven!”

  5. Kickass body but I’m not sure about the face.

    But thats why teenage Jesus invented doggie style.

  6. Emmanuelle Chriqui
    Commented on this photo:

    When you click on “View full size” it makes for GREAT viewing!!

  7. i sure do love me some canadian jew

  8. Scott

    Had a dream about this French Canadian Jew broad once. First I spoke to her in French for a little while. Then I went down on her. Then I nailed her.

  9. Emmanuelle Chriqui
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like JWoww without all the v.d.

  10. BP

    Man, Don Chriquis daughter has some great big tits!

  11. Emmanuelle Chriqui
    Pepper's Pot
    Commented on this photo:

    I would say fake, just because I dont remember her having such ample bosom in Entourage… but indeed a damn fine job if they are fake. As a woman, I approve.

  12. Damn she is yummy.

  13. Emmanuelle Chriqui
    Commented on this photo:

    is that Anderson Silva??

  14. Emmanuelle Chriqui
    Commented on this photo:

    I am so fricken Hungry Right Now

  15. This more than makes up for those idiotic Trayvon Martin postings.

    Thank you!!

  16. Emmanuelle Chriqui
    Commented on this photo:

    SNOW DAY!!!

  17. Emmanuelle Chriqui
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s always been fucking hot. Too bad she doesn’t do nudity.

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  19. anonymous

    She’s been on my list of hot chicks for a while. Too bad her career’s gone south. Only thing I see her in these days are music videos.

    • yeah, who would have figured after her role as the whiny complainey bitchy girlfriend of one of the douchebags on Entourage, her career wouldn’t have been on a rocket ride to the moon?

  20. Emmanuelle Chriqui
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll make camp here for the night and scale the crevasse in the morning.

  21. …exactly! i been tellin’ niggas ’bout this chick for years now …top 5 all day, son.

  22. She is a doll. I totally fell in lust with her when she was on The Mentalist.

    What is the correct pronunciation of her last name, please? I want to be sure to have it right on the wedding invitation…

  23. Emmanuelle Chriqui
    Ron Burgundy
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s had that rack since Snow Day!

  24. Emmanuelle Chriqui
    Commented on this photo:

    In every one of these pictures there’s a black guy saying it all with his rear-view sungl- OH JUST KILL ME

  25. dzgnj

    Who cares? You all are a distressing bunch of fucking freakshows. I don’t know who this EC is and Jesus Christ, she works out and has a very low body/fat ratio, Jesus Christ, maybe too low. Real women don’t look like that and Jesus Christ, romanticizing that shit is fuckt in the head you mongoloid cocksuckers.

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