Emma Watson unleashes some crotch wizardry

April 23rd, 2008 // 293 Comments

These are a few days old and I tried to avoid them, but after a barrage of e-mails, I realized you guys are cuckoo for some Emma “Hi, I just turned 18 this weekend when these pics were taken” Watson vagina action. For those of you who don’t know who Emma is, she plays Hermoine in the family-friendly Harry Potter films. For you male Potter fans out there, I’m sure this is your first look at a vagina. If you’re frightened, don’t feel bad about running back to your broomsticks. There’s just something about those long hard objects that just feels right to you, isn’t there? It’s okay, nobody’s judging you. Which is more than I can say to anybody that actually clicks to the uncensored pics.

NOTE: First three pics are NSFW because of the vagina magic.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Donkey Ass

    Crotch shots = really creepy to me dude.

  2. first


  3. Eric

    Look, someone found the chamber of secrets!

  4. Fugonn

    Does she have prison bars protecting her bush?

  5. JoBOO


  6. hahaha

    what in the hell is that?!

  7. Larry

    Dude. Fucking Too pervy in a creepy way to be entertaining. I feel like I’m going to jail just for looking at those.

  8. nelson mandela

    omg, wut a nice crotch
    *masturbates furiously

  9. Guy

    Shes obviously trying to keep her legs together to stop these kind of photographs, so I think its disgusting that the paparazzi try so desperately to try and take photos of a womans private parts.

    • Chuck

      Guy,I agree with you although a bit of pussy ain’t to bad sometimes,this is just perverted.

    • Josh

      Oh so thats why the skirts are so short, they want to HIDE their vaginas, and here I thought that they were trying to get more attention.

      • Aya

        Her dress isn’t even that short, it could have been a lot shorter. And besides whoever took these photos was trying really hard just to get a picture of her vagina which is rude and disgusting.

      • SHades

        From how the pic was taken you can tell her dress was short one leg to the side and boom there you go he ARE SHE! took a over the head shot and still got it in that photo i don’t think he had to try hard to get anything i think she knew what might happen and it did

  10. Andres

    Youngest LEGAL crotch shot ever! Hot!

  11. me

    does anyone else notice that she has something there on her inner thigh…

  12. Rowan

    I agree w.Guy. This is just wrong on so many levels…

  13. Sarah

    Come on! Ugh – I really don’t need to see this – she’s too young, not cute, and sooo NOT a sex symbol – and has tried like hell not to be a sex symbol. Why do we need her crotch shot? It’s like crotch shots of my neice. ugh (PS – female here who loves your site – thanks for holding off on posting these…:)

  14. metwo

    yeah there is something in her inner thight it looks like dried…

  15. Leo Batfish

    pubes are making a comeback!

  16. SoCalSteve

    fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.

    I’d love to stick my face in her Forbidden Forest.

    fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.

  17. Jenny

    Sigh. At least she’s wearing panties.

  18. -----

    Someone needs to learn how to shave.

  19. Drake

    Hell yea!! She’s 18 now, it’s fair game…Gimmie a slab of that sweet young flesh!!!!

  20. Melissa

    Wow! I’m totally shocked nobody noticed that dorky ass watch she’s sportin.

  21. Guy


    Whats wrong with it? :/

  22. Fugonn

    If she was really trying not to flash her magical garden, she would not wear panties that make her fur burger look like it has been on a panini grill

  23. #20 really? REALLY??

  24. Gia

    She must not be sexually aroused a lot because she can go around not wearing panties and does not have to worry about leaving snail trails! Or maybe she just does not care!

  25. Anon

    11 & 14, is it Hogwarts? Whoa that lame…

  26. Emma Watson’s punanny ain’t got nothin’ on VooZoo. You know what it is? That’s right, you don’t. So check it the eff out! I’nt it?

  27. Karisha

    Well that answers that question. No the drapes dont match the carpet! LOL
    I still love this girl. They grow up so fast…*sniffle*

  28. Lizzy

    I’m sorry but the paparazzi is sick for always trying to take a snapshot of someones crotch. She was probably just trying to get out of the car with her cute short dress on, there’s nothing wrong with that. These pictures just try to make it sick like Britney Spears. I am so sick of the PAP!!!!!

  29. sameshitdifferentyear

    Kind of sort of cute, whoever the fuck she is.

    Needs to work out those arms and shoulder a little, get a personal trainer whoever-the-fuck-you-are. Good lid though.

  30. Brucey

    That thar is a Chesapeake Bay Stripped Bass…I’d no it anywhere….

  31. Karisha

    #25 Thats way too funny. It seriously made me cry!

  32. OC Dee

    28-I wear short skirts and when I go out with guys at work to lunch, they open the door for me so I ALWAYS make sure I cross my legs as I turn toward the door and place my purse near my crotch. It is basically common sense.

  33. David

    The first crotch shots posted on this site that didn’t cause me to immediately see the doctor for a suspected case of eye gonorrhea.

  34. Chester Elegante

    #28 – Yet you’re still reading and posting here?

  35. crotch shots

    scotch rocks….I gotta go..

  36. jogger

    She looks alwasy beautful. She is my favorite. I saw her profile on a milllionaire dating site ——”W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m****** last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

  37. JohnnE

    So nice to see a woman who doesn’t think she has to have a bald pussy, I am so sick of these women who want to look like children in their genitals.
    Pretty sick the paps took these though.

  38. JohnnE

    So nice to see a woman who doesn’t think she has to have a bald pussy, I am so sick of these women who want to look like children in their genitals.
    Pretty sick the paps took these though.

  39. Gizmo

    That’s not a vagina it’s pubic hair.

  40. Olexei Tolchev

    GROSS! I like women with penises

  41. Harry Popper

    Thanks Hermoine…I feel the magic coming into my wand. Time to beat the bludger. Fire off some wizard goo. Tame the dragon. Um, I’m out of magic bases sexual innuendos…

  42. Kurgen99

    I love her!

  43. Sara

    L13k oMG, she has py00bz!!!

    Seriously, who gives a shit?! I’m sick of society glorifying only bald, infantile pussies. What’s wrong with us? Get a fucking clue.

  44. hottstepah

    Hairy poocher! or hairy cooter!

  45. boo boo head

    This is sick. This isn’t like Brittney and those other skanks who flash on purpose, shes not doing this on purpose. I would sue the photographer.

  46. brad

    Bad. Isn’t she underage?


    Not only is she a little too young and inexperienced to make fun of here – she’s never really done anything I can hate her for – but you can tell from at least one of those photos that she knows what she did. She’s OK, leave her be.

  48. Erica

    Yeah, she’s not like Britney or Lindsay.She’s not commando. I love Emma. I’ve been a fan of the Harry Potter series since I was 10, only 17. HA. Still love her even if I have seen her vag.

  49. Kimberly

    Looks like Hermione needs to brush up on her magical shaving skills.

  50. Rowan

    God, she’s only 18, why the rush to shave?!!! I guess you also think a girl should shave as soon as she sprouts hair. WTF? Let her grow up!

    • juke

      Dude for fucks sake she’s 18. If I was a girl I would shave a soon as i couldn’t see my bush. Plus I love bald pussys

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