Emma Watson in a bikini

November 30th, 2009 // 306 Comments

Because perverts make up 98% of The Superficial’s traffic – And 110% of the editorial staff. (I have a conjoined twin.) – here’s a bikini-clad Emma Watson in Jamaica this morning. For any young Harry Potter fans accidentally stumbling upon this post, you’re probably experiencing strange feelings you’ve never felt before. But don’t worry, those feelings are perfectly natural and are only going to send you to Hell for a fiery eternity spent wishing you only thought about baseball and free market capitalism. No biggie.

NOTE: Did I tell you guys James Dobson is covering the site today? Probably should’ve mentioned that.

Photos: Splash News

  1. she is too slim but I enjoyed reading about Emma Watson in a bikini

  2. Shouldn’t she be sparkling in the sun like the rest of the pastey white vampires from Twilight?

  3. Hey friend amazing post about Emma Watson in a bikini thanks for sharing I love this girls

  4. Justin

    I used to think she was the most beautiful girl in the world but now that I see whats under all those pricy clothes no makeup not being photshopped for HP or mags, What I am seeing is below an average looking girl, she would not turn my head on the beach.
    I mean atleast she has an ass but its still not a nice ass. im so dissapointed. :(
    There was someone above who said her body is normal for her age and I would say no its very uncommon to come across a nearly 20 year old with a figure that goes straight down the line. shes not apple shaped either but def rectangular and that dosent turn most guys on.
    Very Pale it looks unhealthy. Her face is incredibly boring when seen in her natural state, not ugly just plain.
    I like a girl who dosent wear makeup and who still looks radiant! Someone who strikes! Someone with color on their cheeks.
    A Small girl with some curves! Like 5’3 and weighs 130 which is just on target. Im pretty sure Emma watson is 5’6 and looks like she weighs 115 which is to skinny and boring.
    My rating of her just went from 10 to 3 from seeing the truth

  5. Be Honest

    Most guys who criticize her for whatever reason will still get off to these pix – especially one of her ass.

    I think her main problem is she always looks soooo unhappy.

  6. Juatin

    sorry 20 but i was not turned on by this one bit.

  7. nd that dosent turn most guys on.
    Very Pale it looks unhealthy. Her face is incredibly boring when seen in her natural state, not ugly just plain.
    I like a girl who dosent w

  8. She looks good, but not that good..

  9. She looks good, but not that good..

  10. ost guys who criticize her for whatever reason will still get off to these pix – especially one of her ass.

  11. she s not very sexy, not very young . this is all

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  14. The only ‘bad’ thing about these pics is she isn’t smiling, but then would you be if some old perv was taking photos of you in a bikini!

  15. Hey but the firl is beautiful.. aren’t you guys agree

  16. Hey but the firl is beautiful.. aren’t you guys agree

  17. I know it was the hollidays but come on, there should at least be a picture of her straddling a turkey or something.http://www.mychristianlouboutinshoes.com

  18. hot 4 emma

    @52 @53 Emma has a smokin ass, i don’t know what you’re looking at.

  19. matt

    leave her alone all of u are going 2 make all the celebs kill themselfs.

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  21. She really looking cute. Because she is slim and attractive.

  22. i love this girl :-) lol

  23. She really looking cute. Because she is slim and attractive.

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  28. I hope she remembered the sunscreen!

  29. I hope she remembered the sunscreen

  30. love girl beautiful. :)

  31. She has certainly come of age. A right miss madam.

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    emma watson lookes so much better in the movies and her ass lookes better 2

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  40. You know, the more photos I see if starts hanging around in real life, the more I realize that MOST of them look no better than we do… Wow… Amazing what makeup and some good lighting can do to make anyone look good!

  41. I dunno… The more I look the more I don’t like… but thats just me. Used to think Angelina Jolie was hot as hot can be – until I saw a bunch a photos without air brushing and make up..

  42. WOw… Holy crap!

  43. beaitul girl:)

  44. Looking very sexy

    …Alex

  45. amazing picture. Would like to see more of the same

  46. WOW That Emma Watson has some ass. I had no idea she was packing like that.

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