Emma Watson in a bikini

November 30th, 2009 // 307 Comments

Because perverts make up 98% of The Superficial’s traffic – And 110% of the editorial staff. (I have a conjoined twin.) – here’s a bikini-clad Emma Watson in Jamaica this morning. For any young Harry Potter fans accidentally stumbling upon this post, you’re probably experiencing strange feelings you’ve never felt before. But don’t worry, those feelings are perfectly natural and are only going to send you to Hell for a fiery eternity spent wishing you only thought about baseball and free market capitalism. No biggie.

NOTE: Did I tell you guys James Dobson is covering the site today? Probably should’ve mentioned that.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. flaky

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  2. ugh

    she is THE most boring looking girl in the world. i don’t get the attraction.

  3. alanna

    Poor skinny pasty kid, she’s got no curves except for a little bit of booty action. Hopefully she’ll fill out a bit. If she’s vacationing in Jamaica then why does she look so bored and pissed in all the photos? Live it up kid!

  4. el ces

    My…that girl is pure cream.
    A lot of promise here. Hopefully.

  5. Mitch

    That foot looks like a dick

  6. Mitch

    That foot looks like a dick

  7. CDUBBA

    SHES TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!! THE FASCINATION IS WHAT?

  8. Fujiko

    Listen to me, fat slut Watson: stop eating all kind of sh..t taht you like (chocolate, nutella, etc). You looks like a pregnant bi.ch. There is no other chance: you sould stop eating during 2 or 3 weeks (nothing except water). You are a celebrity! If you want to be a fat pig, is your choice, but nobody will want to see your ugly chubby face anymore. It is not a joke.

  9. Anya

    Hey! It’s kinda like seeing myself in a bikini.. except I have bigger tits and longer legs :D

  10. Anon

    @Anya..and a nicer ass right?

  11. hard boiled pegg

    The fascination is the ‘girl next door’ look. You know, that girl you used to sneak into her house after school before her folks get home… a basic standard looking girl. Hmmm… the asp(after school pussy) smelt sooooo good in them days.

  12. Courtney

    next time go topless Emma
    and show us you’re A-cup titties

  13. Courtney

    next time go topless Emma
    and show us your A-cup titties

  14. Oh Lord thank god she is of age!

  15. Speedmaster

    This is a picture perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  16. roman

    I WOULD RAPE HER TEEN ASS UNTIL IT BLED AND THEN SHIP HER TO ZIMBABWE WHERE SHE WOULD LIVE OUT THE REST OF HER DAYS IN BRUTAL SLAVERY.

  17. Fujiko

    Emma is ugly, fat, got cellulite in her fugly ass, her tits are small and her nipples are grey? Yes, like a kind of zombie.

  18. TK

    Thank you emma so just being a regular girl and not letting those assholes conume your life.

  19. Leah

    LMFAO PICTURE NUMERO 3.
    brings a whole new meaning to ‘toe sex’

  20. ME

    @Fujiko: Jealous much?!

  21. How such a stance that

  22. masa

    beautiful girl.I like this girl

  23. Omg, I can’t believe some of you guys. Emma Watson is so hot, and so sexy. You really are crazy if you think she’s fat. I’d take that over the skinny ass boob-jobbed models any day… check out my blog if you like http://aidansoundqwist.net16.net/

  24. Adam

    What the hell is with all the haters?!! Are you guys looking at different pictures?

    Fat – no, ugly – no, pale – yeh but she is British and chooses not to use fake tan which is a good thing! Her tits are on the smaller side yes, but thats all up to personal preference anyway, at least they arn’t fake! I am certain if any of you haters had a chance with a girl half this naturally good-looking you would take it in a second. But because she is a celebrity she has to be some sort of huge titted, bronze, skeleton-skinny fake.

    The only ‘bad’ thing about these pics is she isn’t smiling, but then would you be if some old perv was taking photos of you in a bikini!

  25. alcsrtte

    i really love her…. i dream about her….. i want to make love to her……

  26. John

    She can have my babies.

  27. Hi Guy’s,
    She really isnt that attractive, or is it that she looks like she is twelve that makes her attractive to everyone else.

  28. its great that she is still rockin’ the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam

  29. menareshallow

    guys: she is white, totally natural. She is not from Africa! Jezus, this site is incredibly shallow. And by the way: remember the butt ugly fat old greay men!
    It is YOU! a 58 year old man wanted to date me (32) I said FUCK OFF

  30. Øyvind

    I aree that she has a bad posture, but she is far more fit than the average girl. If she was any skinnier, it would look unhealthy. Her breasts are average as well, from what I can see.

    It is not like she was posing here, like most celebs do when paparazzies catch them on the beach.

  31. man your labor health

  32. I aree that she has a bad posture, but she is far more fit than the average girl. If she was any skinnier, it would look unhealthy. Her breasts are average as well, from what I can see.

  33. jassi

    what emma watson e mail address ?

  34. what emma watson e mail address ?

  35. what emma watson e mail address ?

  36. She is gorgeous and has a beautiful face. But she is an actress not a model and her talents are numerous not just looks.

  37. How beautiful.Its imagic.i like

  38. I aree that she has a bad posture,but she really nice .i think

  39. “she is THE most boring looking girl in the world. i don’t get the attraction.”hah,i get the atteaction

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