Because perverts make up 98% of The Superficial’s traffic – And 110% of the editorial staff. (I have a conjoined twin.) – here’s a bikini-clad Emma Watson in Jamaica this morning. For any young Harry Potter fans accidentally stumbling upon this post, you’re probably experiencing strange feelings you’ve never felt before. But don’t worry, those feelings are perfectly natural and are only going to send you to Hell for a fiery eternity spent wishing you only thought about baseball and free market capitalism. No biggie.
NOTE: Did I tell you guys James Dobson is covering the site today? Probably should’ve mentioned that.
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she is THE most boring looking girl in the world. i don’t get the attraction.
Poor skinny pasty kid, she’s got no curves except for a little bit of booty action. Hopefully she’ll fill out a bit. If she’s vacationing in Jamaica then why does she look so bored and pissed in all the photos? Live it up kid!
Pale but sexy
My…that girl is pure cream.
A lot of promise here. Hopefully.
That foot looks like a dick
That foot looks like a dick
SHES TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!! THE FASCINATION IS WHAT?
Listen to me, fat slut Watson: stop eating all kind of sh..t taht you like (chocolate, nutella, etc). You looks like a pregnant bi.ch. There is no other chance: you sould stop eating during 2 or 3 weeks (nothing except water). You are a celebrity! If you want to be a fat pig, is your choice, but nobody will want to see your ugly chubby face anymore. It is not a joke.
Hey! It’s kinda like seeing myself in a bikini.. except I have bigger tits and longer legs :D
@Anya..and a nicer ass right?
The fascination is the ‘girl next door’ look. You know, that girl you used to sneak into her house after school before her folks get home… a basic standard looking girl. Hmmm… the asp(after school pussy) smelt sooooo good in them days.
next time go topless Emma
and show us you’re A-cup titties
next time go topless Emma
and show us your A-cup titties
Oh Lord thank god she is of age!
This is a picture perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
There’s a pic of her on egotastic from this group of pictures with a nip slip going on.
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0911/emma-watson-bikini-spl142308_008_1.jpg&info=Emma%20Watson%20Nipple%20Slip%20Bikini%20Picture
I WOULD RAPE HER TEEN ASS UNTIL IT BLED AND THEN SHIP HER TO ZIMBABWE WHERE SHE WOULD LIVE OUT THE REST OF HER DAYS IN BRUTAL SLAVERY.
Emma is ugly, fat, got cellulite in her fugly ass, her tits are small and her nipples are grey? Yes, like a kind of zombie.
Thank you emma so just being a regular girl and not letting those assholes conume your life.
LMFAO PICTURE NUMERO 3.
brings a whole new meaning to ‘toe sex’
@Fujiko: Jealous much?!
How such a stance that
baby girll
beautiful girl.I like this girl
sexy girl
Omg, I can’t believe some of you guys. Emma Watson is so hot, and so sexy. You really are crazy if you think she’s fat. I’d take that over the skinny ass boob-jobbed models any day… check out my blog if you like http://aidansoundqwist.net16.net/
What the hell is with all the haters?!! Are you guys looking at different pictures?
Fat – no, ugly – no, pale – yeh but she is British and chooses not to use fake tan which is a good thing! Her tits are on the smaller side yes, but thats all up to personal preference anyway, at least they arn’t fake! I am certain if any of you haters had a chance with a girl half this naturally good-looking you would take it in a second. But because she is a celebrity she has to be some sort of huge titted, bronze, skeleton-skinny fake.
The only ‘bad’ thing about these pics is she isn’t smiling, but then would you be if some old perv was taking photos of you in a bikini!
here’s the whole set
http://rapidshare.com/files/316458165/emmawatsbikini.rar
i really love her…. i dream about her….. i want to make love to her……
She can have my babies.
Hi Guy’s,
She really isnt that attractive, or is it that she looks like she is twelve that makes her attractive to everyone else.
its great that she is still rockin’ the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam
guys: she is white, totally natural. She is not from Africa! Jezus, this site is incredibly shallow. And by the way: remember the butt ugly fat old greay men!
It is YOU! a 58 year old man wanted to date me (32) I said FUCK OFF
I aree that she has a bad posture, but she is far more fit than the average girl. If she was any skinnier, it would look unhealthy. Her breasts are average as well, from what I can see.
It is not like she was posing here, like most celebs do when paparazzies catch them on the beach.
thanks
man your labor health
beautiful
I aree that she has a bad posture, but she is far more fit than the average girl. If she was any skinnier, it would look unhealthy. Her breasts are average as well, from what I can see.
thanks
She looks sick.?
what emma watson e mail address ?
what emma watson e mail address ?
what emma watson e mail address ?
She is gorgeous and has a beautiful face. But she is an actress not a model and her talents are numerous not just looks.
Emma Watson Naked:
http://famoustapes.blogspot.com/2010/02/emma-watson-nude.html
How beautiful.Its imagic.i like
I aree that she has a bad posture,but she really nice .i think
“she is THE most boring looking girl in the world. i don’t get the attraction.”hah,i get the atteaction
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