Emma Watson in a bikini

November 30th, 2009 // 307 Comments

Because perverts make up 98% of The Superficial’s traffic – And 110% of the editorial staff. (I have a conjoined twin.) – here’s a bikini-clad Emma Watson in Jamaica this morning. For any young Harry Potter fans accidentally stumbling upon this post, you’re probably experiencing strange feelings you’ve never felt before. But don’t worry, those feelings are perfectly natural and are only going to send you to Hell for a fiery eternity spent wishing you only thought about baseball and free market capitalism. No biggie.

NOTE: Did I tell you guys James Dobson is covering the site today? Probably should’ve mentioned that.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. one hundred and FRIST

  2. Hmmmmmm

    @101
    are you reporting the number of jizz-blasts you got during a bukkake? LOL

  3. Husky

    Honestly if she wasn’t an actress in such a famous franchise, no one would care less about her.

    She is very plain, almost looks boyish with the big eyebrows and no breasts. Her body is NOT going to be very nice in a short while, it’s going to be hunched and pear-shaped, and her butt is covered with stretch marks. Enjoy your time in the sun Emma, it ain’t going to last.

  4. eww

    THAT RED FOOT is the most repulsive thing on earth. eww.

  5. Dr. Snarkenstein

    She looks OK for an albino….

  6. Fried Ricer

    I love Emma and she is the hottest Brit ever!

    Emma I’ll go out with you….contact thesuperficial.com for my email and I’ll get back to you asap.

    Love FR

  7. Force Factor

    she does not looking hot in bikini. Why she trying become hot and spicy girl. Not doubt she is good actress but not hot girl.

    http://www.goarticles.com/cgi-bin/showa.cgi?C=2236872

  8. lester

    is it too much for a chick to tuck in her flappy Tag. it’s distracting.

  9. at first glance i thought that greasy foot was a penis

  10. M

    Gorgeous! I love her

  11. Insatiable Peter

    I’d give her the ass-blaster.

  12. Insatiable Peter

    i.e. My penis

  13. hard boiled pegg

    Hmmm.. dunno, a ’2 in the pink, 1 in the stink’ candidate perhaps? Only if she licked my fingers clean when I’m done.

  14. Olpol

    @ 7. StayPuftOverlord – November 30, 2009 1:05 PM

    She’s from Harry potter dude

  15. Quidam

    If you like that ‘barely legal’ look, go for it.

    Otherwise…

    I’m waiting for the Olsen Twins to come out with a twincest video…

  16. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Hank, 52 Call me!
    (i’m rather goodlooking)

  17. she is very beautiful <3 I love her.

  18. Hey i must say emma is looking so awesome in that bikini. I have seen harrypotter series . Emma is really stunning.

  19. Jon

    120 comments? The pedophile force is strong in this one. Yeah yeah she’s legal now, but probably half these people don’t see that and still see her as she was in those Harrison Potty movies.

  20. So sexy Emma is. Very attractive.
    I love sexy and big woman.I am a BBW admirer and single now.
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  21. So sexy Emma is. Very attractive.
    I love sexy and big woman.I am a BBW admirer and single now.
    I am looking for my partner now. Especially overwight woman.
    also I need a bbw who can love me back …
    I have uploaded my hot photos on BBWchats.Com under the name of loveBBWforever..
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  22. Get outta the sun Emma, you’ll ruin everything. Also, please throw a tarp over that greasy footed monster behind you.

    That bikini isn’t too flattering on her.

  23. If you recoiled in shocked surprise then you saw what I saw. hahaha

  24. Maybe, just maybe

    I guess you idiots are unaware that this girl has a very brilliant mind. She is in college and she is relaxing at a pool, trying to lead a normal, non-whoring and drugging life. Not like the lives scum like 98% if us here lead. Who wants to have some leach-like pap stalking them for a photo? I would be upset too, mainly because I go around in granny drag most of the time, but I digress.
    Emma is a naturally lovely girl without the gym abs and fake shit.

  25. Miku

    @128

    if you haven’t noticed yet, this website is called the superficial!
    Nobody cares about her mind.

  26. Harry Potter

    I want to enter her Chamber of Secrets

  27. Hal

    Enema looks better with more clothes on.

  28. Drew

    Gross. Fuck.

  29. Vamps

    VAMPIRE!!!!

    Someone get Robert Pattinson..

  30. Johnson

    she’s not even that pale. at least she’s not ORANGE like all those other FAKE, DUMB, SLUTS!

    But anyways, I digress…she looks amazing as usual.

  31. kenortega

    This slag looks like she is going to be a future streetwalker after Harry potter fails. She can’t act and has no figure. She better get use to a future of taking protein shots to that stupid face of hers.

  32. Mal Gusto

    Too old.
    My penis is very disappointed. She was much hotter 5 years ago.

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  35. cc

    She’s pale because she’s ‘emo’…just look at her nails.

    Anyway, she’s in shitty shape for someone her age.

  36. Stinky

    Callipygian…

  37. Wow, fuck off people...

    LOL, shes decent… all you people poking fun at imperfections… go get a life… women are under more than enough pressure especially nowadays.

    This is a real woman, not pumped full of botox, sucked out fat and implanted overly large, frankly discusting, breasts….

    I would tap this than some other celebrities… that are 10 times fitter…. WAY to much pressure to be “perfect” looking… when in fact none of you, or maybe the 1% of you look the standards you force on women…

    First you get in shape and look good then judge others..

  38. HATERS!

    @140: She’s in “shitty” shape?! Did we see the same pictures?! She’s 19 years old, going to school, and is constantly working. She’s in amazing shape! The girl almost has a freakin’ 6 pack.

    @137: You’re fucking disgusting!

  39. Shawn

    @142 and 143: Thank you! Someone with some common sense!

    Half of you probably don’t ever leave your mother’s basement and never have seen what a real woman looks like lol. judging a 19 year old university student’s body shape so harshly!

    I’ve been with a couple of girls who basically have Emma’s body shape and I’d never ever call them “out of shape”!

  40. All you people are morons. First of all, fair skin does not = unattractive. Well, maybe if you’re a shallow twat it does, but not in the real world. I’d rather a pasty skin girl than a leathery, dark roast tanned one. And secondly, I love the comments about her being unattractive, as if any of you would EVER have a shot with the likes of someone like her. I’d love to see your girlfriends. Soon as you manifest one, let’s all strap her into a 2-piece and see how she looks. Until then, enjoy making your snide comments whilst shagging your own hands night after night ;)

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