Because perverts make up 98% of The Superficial’s traffic – And 110% of the editorial staff. (I have a conjoined twin.) – here’s a bikini-clad Emma Watson in Jamaica this morning. For any young Harry Potter fans accidentally stumbling upon this post, you’re probably experiencing strange feelings you’ve never felt before. But don’t worry, those feelings are perfectly natural and are only going to send you to Hell for a fiery eternity spent wishing you only thought about baseball and free market capitalism. No biggie.
NOTE: Did I tell you guys James Dobson is covering the site today? Probably should’ve mentioned that.
Photos: Splash News
drewjewaw | November 30, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Looks good to me.
Hank | November 30, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Sorry, but her butt is NOT round. It’s waaaaay too droopy for someone so young. Notice how there isn’t much curve to it when she is standing straight? disappointing! Just 30 minutes a day on an exercise ball would help her out there though…
PS what the hell is with so many of you guys and anal? I”m straight and I find the prospect disgusting. What gives?
Mark | November 30, 2009 at 3:31 pm
She has a flat ass!
Bigo | November 30, 2009 at 3:36 pm
#47 That’s a foot of a woman who has worn high heels all her life. That’s the price those women pay, they end up with pretty ugly and nasty feet with painful bunions! ouch!!
cc | November 30, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Aren’t you supposed to wait until you are 50ish to turn pear-shaped? Oh wait, she’s English, I forgot.
BooChacka | November 30, 2009 at 3:37 pm
egotastic has a pic in this series with a nipslip, Fish you lose that one?
ano | November 30, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Her legs are relatively short.
twzzlrgirl | November 30, 2009 at 4:12 pm
#4…LOL. OMG, too funny. You’re right…squint at pic 3 and she looks like she’s got an erect penis!!!
Evil | November 30, 2009 at 4:19 pm
She looks like someone’s granny wearing the pale white skin of a young albino.
big teeth | November 30, 2009 at 4:22 pm
FUKIN SAVED!!
Mya | November 30, 2009 at 4:23 pm
@55: actually women become more apple-shaped as they age. Pear-shaped women are healthier; it’s a sign of youth and fertility.
SB | November 30, 2009 at 4:25 pm
She’s not fat. Being naturally thin, she probably just doesn’t work out. No tone. Can’t blame her, really. I never want to work out either.
asdf | November 30, 2009 at 4:26 pm
eh……… not so hot without the hair and dress.
i’d still stick it in her ass though
Anal Alan | November 30, 2009 at 4:30 pm
@52 what’s wrong Hank are afraid to get a little shit on your dick?
ilmrc | November 30, 2009 at 4:34 pm
I’d do things – dirty things.
But every photo I see of her she always looks so pissed off. Don’t care what kinda body it is – an attitude is a hard thing to overcome. But still #25 and #18 have it :)
All Women Stalker | November 30, 2009 at 4:50 pm
The 3rd thumbnail is really funny. And #17 makes sense.
mee | November 30, 2009 at 5:01 pm
That foot looks like a penis :D
Jay Popeski | November 30, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Thar she blows!
gö?üs esteti?i | November 30, 2009 at 5:38 pm
without bikini please..
Jack | November 30, 2009 at 5:39 pm
She needs tits
Richport's Ghost | November 30, 2009 at 5:42 pm
What the fuck? Pale skin, droopy ass, mommy tummy (1st pic), flat chest….
Sounds like the scene at an Iowa family pool party or something.
She’s not fat at all, just un-toned like hell.
Then again, the British aren’t known for their affinity for working out… just ask Robert Pattison about that…
The Pope | November 30, 2009 at 5:42 pm
19 going on 50.
undahpresha | November 30, 2009 at 5:54 pm
I wonder if she’s heard of the game “Hide The Magic Wand “.
Joe | November 30, 2009 at 5:54 pm
You left out the picture from this site that contains a clear nipple slip! they have it on egotastic!
Joe | November 30, 2009 at 5:54 pm
You left out the picture from this set that contains a clear nipple slip! they have it on egotastic!
Joe | November 30, 2009 at 5:55 pm
you left out the pic from this set that includes a clear nipple slip! They have it on Http://egotastic.com
james | November 30, 2009 at 6:16 pm
She is barely legal. I guess that makes me almost a pedophile….
oh well….
FAP
FAP
FAP.
FAP.
Rough'in' ain't easy | November 30, 2009 at 6:45 pm
One hundred percent sweet and non-tainted–yet…
saywha | November 30, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Looks good to me. She just looks annoyed to be swimming in the warm waters of the Caribbean.
Mal Carne | November 30, 2009 at 6:52 pm
There is a God.
Jane Goodall | November 30, 2009 at 7:30 pm
Orangutan tits.
SkankyPanda | November 30, 2009 at 8:02 pm
I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. She looks like a bloody inbred.
JustJess | November 30, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Bad posture.
Peepee tickles | November 30, 2009 at 8:21 pm
pic #2 looks like she has an uncircumcised penis coming out of her bikini bottoms
Zelda Pinwheel | November 30, 2009 at 8:28 pm
What grotesque posture!
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ada | November 30, 2009 at 8:37 pm
well
puhleez | November 30, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Someone needs to cram her right now.
judyhalone | November 30, 2009 at 8:47 pm
look at that tummy :))
jimy | November 30, 2009 at 8:55 pm
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Chris | November 30, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Please post some more Emma bikini pix asap!!!
who dat | November 30, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Difficult to believe this pasty untoned bitch garners 90 comments. You fuckin morons should ask santa for free eye exam coupons for Christmas.
Jake | November 30, 2009 at 9:15 pm
she looks sorta like a prude but i would glady fuck the prudeness right out of her
Leonidas Smith | November 30, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Just lovely. Brings out the Roman Polanski in me.
RomanP | November 30, 2009 at 9:27 pm
I would have a field day with her. He would grease her buttocks up real nice
RomanP | November 30, 2009 at 9:27 pm
I would have a field day with her. I would grease her buttocks up real nice
Leonidas Smith | November 30, 2009 at 9:38 pm
I would have a field day with her. They would grease her buttocks up real nice.
ME | November 30, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Seriously, Stop hatin’ on Emma. She’s 19 years old and she hasn’t got a FAKE tan, FAKE boobs, or FAKE anything. Thank God! She’s a real woman and who cares about her posture? What teenager doesn’t slouch. And she doesn’t look pregnant! Her tummy is clearly flat as a board. Again, stop hatin!
Fred | June 17, 2010 at 9:08 am
that may be but I know plenty of girls that are natural and look a million times better than that. shes just not blessed thats all. beautful face but that body is awful and i dont even think workin out will do her any good….
over all shes about a 3
Rockin' | November 30, 2009 at 9:47 pm
She is pretty,
She does nothing for me, but she is cool because she’s so natural.
Great looking young woman.
sound advice | November 30, 2009 at 9:51 pm
this whore needs some titties and just a complete fucking make-over