Emma Watson… Well, You Can See Where This is About to Go

February 14th, 2011 // 113 Comments

I know a surprising amount of guys who think Emma Watson is the hottest thing on Earth, which to me is an open admission that you’re a pedophile because she’s a 12-year-old boy. Or Peter Pan at best. For comparison’s sake, Justin Bieber looks more legal and feminine. That said, I’m not here to judge anyboy – Child lovers. – just to report. So here’s Emma walking around London over the weekend where she may have exited the car in such a manner that things were seen. Things that may appeal to some, and not at all others. But, again, not here to judge. Just here to mop up pageviews from Catholic priests and Charlie Sheen, that’s all. Strictly business.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News


  1. In b4 internet cops delete this

  2. Emma Watson
    Commented on this photo:

    Vaginus Expelliarmus!

  3. GrandDragon

    We’ve all seen her Chamber of Secrets before in the same situation.

  4. Harry Potter


    *waves “wand”*

  5. Emma Watson
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh oh, the hair, the battle make-up…not that I woulnd’t hit it.

  6. jojo

    Ouch, I sprained my muggle racing to see her quidditch.

  7. Emma Watson
    D. Radcliff
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    Justin Bieber shore don’t have no titties like that!

  8. Most unfortunate haircut since Vidal Sassoon scalped Mia Farrow. Too bad Frank Sinatra’s dead, she’d have had a sure-thing date for Valentine’s Day.

  9. Emma Watson
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    is that her nipple?

  10. BENWAW

    Thank you Emma

  11. Lili

    is there a nipple in the last pic? or is it just me? ..

    • Bucky Barnes

      Nice catch. Definitely a nip slip in the next to last photo. A smidgeon of areola in the last pic. They’re magically delicious!

      • Parker

        The nipple flash is a lot clearer than the panty flash. What I can’t figure out is what kind of mother lets her 12-year-old son grow boobs?

  12. Bill

    She had a blue slip underneath the dress. She layered this time.

  13. Emma Watson
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    Magical Niplle in the nest to last and last… I trully believe in St. Valentine now!

  14. Bucky Barnes

    Nice fingertip thigh bruise, looks like she’s been riding something other than broomsticks.

  15. Deacon Jones

    If that’s not a future, man-hating feminist I don’t know what is.

  16. Bucky Barnes

    You can also see the 2-sided tape which failed to complete it’s mission. Must be a real knock-off brand ’cause it couldn’t have been under too much stress.

  17. Emma Watson
    Wally Gatorade
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    I would impregnate her in the back of that car.

  18. Richbike

    Emma is incredibly hot in these pictures. Nicole Kidman looked good only once when she had the short-haired look in the movie ‘Birth’

  19. Emma Watson
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    Worst Photoshop job EVER!

  20. Sparky McGee

    I’d like to put my magic wand in her wizard’s sleeve.

  21. 12 year old gurly girl

    No cute boys here today. Oh wait does this count?!

  22. Emma Watson
    Myles Kilometers
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d suck that girl’s wiener.

  23. Senior Pepe

    This is female?
    I agree, she looks like Bieber with his hair thinned out and some bad pancake makeup.

    Go ahead and continue to tell us all how you would lay bone to someone who looks like a teenaged boy.

  24. Satan's bitch

    Oh Fish… You’re “not here to judge anyboy” are you? Paging Doctor Freud! LOL

  25. Jimbo

    When is she going to come out of the closet and admit she is a lesbo…

  26. Emma Watson
    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    Another inch, please…

  27. Emma Watson
    Commented on this photo:

    I know girls try to hang out with people uglier than them to make themselves look good, but Mr Ed?

  28. to her credit she flashed her pussy the night she turned 18, that is, when she looked like a nubile chick. that makes her aok in my book. yes i have such a book. and hair grows back.

  29. Turd Ferguson

    Cute girl.

  30. ThisisnotTigerWoods

    What a nice little strumpet!

  31. So, who else here thinks that Charlie Sheen is calling up his Escort Service right now trying to set up a date with Emma Watson?

    Charlie: “Yes, that’s right Emma Watson.”
    Madame: “But she looks more like a boy child than your normal taste Chuck?”
    Charlie: “Maybe I’m getting in touch with my catholic side okay??? Just get me Watson beforeshe goes and does something stupid like hit puberty.”
    Madame: “Okay, but this might cost you extra.”
    Charlie: “Spare no EXPENSE!!!”

  32. Smaug

    Still pisses me off she cut her hair, she looks like shit

    • dude!

      Guess she missed your phone call or text or tweet or just plain did not ask for your opinion. . . . or knows you exist . . . . .

      • smaug

        ever heard of an observation fuckO? guess you couldn’t come up with anything better, with your hand in your dogs ass and all.

  33. Look who's roughing

    Believe it or not I actually have a script of Rosemary’s baby id like to rehearse with her, in very close quarters…

  34. Emma Watson
    Commented on this photo:

    Nipilius Excitus! I’m producing a full Patronus…

  35. stevebeagle

    nice pins

  36. How the hell do you make a 20 year old girl look like a 14 year old boy? Obviously, THIS is how…but why? I’d still nail her, but I’d have to think about Jesus to get it done.

  37. why is this

    WHY is the picture all dirty in the nipple area?

    Is it because someone already ejaculated on the picture?? WTF??
    one time I ejaculated on a magazine and the pages stuck together…

    • It’s double sided tape she tried to use to keep her dress closed. This is the second time that tape has let her down, so I don’t expect we’ll be seeing it again.

      • Cock Dr

        I expect to see her wearing a burqa if the paps keep this up.
        She looks like Beiber’s little sister. He has better hair & tits, she’s got the legs & the brains & the Harry Potter legacy bank account.

      • jaime

        exactly what i thought, tape. it really didn’t work this time…

  38. Wow

    In pic 15, she nipple slips. Nice…

  39. In all fairness, I hear Bieber does throw a mean one in you just give it tug.

  40. Cardinal Fang

    My wand is stiff!

  41. Sometimes I think that if I could get paid to teach girls who get out of cars about the internet I would be a filthy rich man. So many girls get out of cars, I can’t even count that high. There should be a book. Not of the vag but of teaching. I think at 40 this chick will still look too young.

  42. Emma Watson
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    So tiny. She’s like a garden gnome.

  43. Emma Watson
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    inspect this patronus. letus get drunkus. expelnippanus.

  44. college

    isn’t this chick supposed to be in the middle of of a college semester right now?

  45. Scott

    Ok, I understand people confuse names with faces, but this is clearly the eTrade baby.

  46. Emma Watson
    Talk Hard
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    I like her with long hair but I’ll take that nip anytime.

    Stupefy my wand.

  47. Emma Watson
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow you get the whole kit and ka-dude-le with these

  48. Emma Watson
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    This is absolutely the worst photoshop ever done.

  49. Emma Watson
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    Well at least she her color cordination is good. panties goes well with her dress.

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