I know a surprising amount of guys who think Emma Watson is the hottest thing on Earth, which to me is an open admission that you’re a pedophile because she’s a 12-year-old boy. Or Peter Pan at best. For comparison’s sake, Justin Bieber looks more legal and feminine. That said, I’m not here to judge anyboy – Child lovers. – just to report. So here’s Emma walking around London over the weekend where she may have exited the car in such a manner that things were seen. Things that may appeal to some, and not at all others. But, again, not here to judge. Just here to mop up pageviews from Catholic priests and Charlie Sheen, that’s all. Strictly business.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News
In b4 internet cops delete this
nothing to delete here…move along now
Pedobear does not approve.
Vaginus Expelliarmus!
We’ve all seen her Chamber of Secrets before in the same situation.
CORPUS CAVERNOSA!!!
*waves “wand”*
Uh oh, the hair, the battle make-up…not that I woulnd’t hit it.
Ouch, I sprained my muggle racing to see her quidditch.
I hate you
Justin Bieber shore don’t have no titties like that!
Most unfortunate haircut since Vidal Sassoon scalped Mia Farrow. Too bad Frank Sinatra’s dead, she’d have had a sure-thing date for Valentine’s Day.
is that her nipple?
…I… I think that is.
i know right that is fukkin crazy
Thank you Emma
is there a nipple in the last pic? or is it just me? ..
Nice catch. Definitely a nip slip in the next to last photo. A smidgeon of areola in the last pic. They’re magically delicious!
The nipple flash is a lot clearer than the panty flash. What I can’t figure out is what kind of mother lets her 12-year-old son grow boobs?
She had a blue slip underneath the dress. She layered this time.
Magical Niplle in the nest to last and last… I trully believe in St. Valentine now!
Nice fingertip thigh bruise, looks like she’s been riding something other than broomsticks.
If that’s not a future, man-hating feminist I don’t know what is.
You can also see the 2-sided tape which failed to complete it’s mission. Must be a real knock-off brand ’cause it couldn’t have been under too much stress.
I would impregnate her in the back of that car.
Emma is incredibly hot in these pictures. Nicole Kidman looked good only once when she had the short-haired look in the movie ‘Birth’
Worst Photoshop job EVER!
I’d like to put my magic wand in her wizard’s sleeve.
No cute boys here today. Oh wait does this count?!
What do you mean? Isn’t this Justin Beiber?
Wait a sec. Let me see if I’ve got this straight…
You’re just now telling me that Emma Watson and Justin Beiber aren’t really the same person?
Oh, God. Now I’m really fucked!
Ok, fine. Beiber or not, I’d still fuck her!
I’d suck that girl’s wiener.
This is female?
I agree, she looks like Bieber with his hair thinned out and some bad pancake makeup.
Go ahead and continue to tell us all how you would lay bone to someone who looks like a teenaged boy.
Oh Fish… You’re “not here to judge anyboy” are you? Paging Doctor Freud! LOL
When is she going to come out of the closet and admit she is a lesbo…
she changed a haircut,don’t cry,they grow back :)
Another inch, please…
I know girls try to hang out with people uglier than them to make themselves look good, but Mr Ed?
I would fuck Claudia Black and that girl next to Emma is hotter than Claudia Black.
to her credit she flashed her pussy the night she turned 18, that is, when she looked like a nubile chick. that makes her aok in my book. yes i have such a book. and hair grows back.
Cute girl.
What a nice little strumpet!
So, who else here thinks that Charlie Sheen is calling up his Escort Service right now trying to set up a date with Emma Watson?
Charlie: “Yes, that’s right Emma Watson.”
Madame: “But she looks more like a boy child than your normal taste Chuck?”
Charlie: “Maybe I’m getting in touch with my catholic side okay??? Just get me Watson beforeshe goes and does something stupid like hit puberty.”
Madame: “Okay, but this might cost you extra.”
Charlie: “Spare no EXPENSE!!!”
I have to agree.
Still pisses me off she cut her hair, she looks like shit
Guess she missed your phone call or text or tweet or just plain did not ask for your opinion. . . . or knows you exist . . . . .
ever heard of an observation fuckO? guess you couldn’t come up with anything better, with your hand in your dogs ass and all.
Believe it or not I actually have a script of Rosemary’s baby id like to rehearse with her, in very close quarters…
Nipilius Excitus! I’m producing a full Patronus…
nice pins
How the hell do you make a 20 year old girl look like a 14 year old boy? Obviously, THIS is how…but why? I’d still nail her, but I’d have to think about Jesus to get it done.
I’d just nail her.
Thinking about Jeebus while having sex with a woman who looks like a minor? McFeely is GOING TO HELL!!! but he’s sure going toenjoy that trip!!!!
WHY is the picture all dirty in the nipple area?
Is it because someone already ejaculated on the picture?? WTF??
WHAT IS THAT?
one time I ejaculated on a magazine and the pages stuck together…
It’s double sided tape she tried to use to keep her dress closed. This is the second time that tape has let her down, so I don’t expect we’ll be seeing it again.
I expect to see her wearing a burqa if the paps keep this up.
She looks like Beiber’s little sister. He has better hair & tits, she’s got the legs & the brains & the Harry Potter legacy bank account.
exactly what i thought, tape. it really didn’t work this time…
In pic 15, she nipple slips. Nice…
In all fairness, I hear Bieber does throw a mean one in you just give it tug.
My wand is stiff!
Sometimes I think that if I could get paid to teach girls who get out of cars about the internet I would be a filthy rich man. So many girls get out of cars, I can’t even count that high. There should be a book. Not of the vag but of teaching. I think at 40 this chick will still look too young.
So tiny. She’s like a garden gnome.
inspect this patronus. letus get drunkus. expelnippanus.
isn’t this chick supposed to be in the middle of of a college semester right now?
Slitheryn!
Or even Slytherin. Yeah, I’m handing in my geek card.
Ohhhh no, no you can definately keep the geek card, you’ve earned it.
**Shakes head and walks away while the closing theme to the Incredible Hulk TV show plays in the backround**
Ok, I understand people confuse names with faces, but this is clearly the eTrade baby.
I like her with long hair but I’ll take that nip anytime.
Stupefy my wand.
Wow you get the whole kit and ka-dude-le with these
This is absolutely the worst photoshop ever done.
Well at least she her color cordination is good. panties goes well with her dress.