To honor the British and their takedown of Kim Kardashian, here’s Emma Watson having a wardrobe malfunction at the premiere of The Perks of Being A Wallflower last night even though she’s of age now and has clearly discernible female body parts which wasn’t her appeal to anyone that was into her. These might as well be pics of oatmeal. Bland, not-a-12-year-old-boy oatmeal.
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Pap smear lipstick does no one any favors.
You have no idea what a pap smear is, do you?
An occasional guitarist for Nirvana and the Foo Fighters?
Well, that would be Pat Smear but, pretty much, yeah.
When someones Pappi smears their love juice on Emma Watsons chin?
Great band name ‘Emma Watson’s Pap Smear’
Is that the one where they tell you to turn your head and cough?
Close, very close. More like, “Lie down and relax. This might be a little cold…oh, what a lovely cervix!” Like that. Haha!
does this post have a virus in it? i hear you get virus looking at emma watson on the internets
Look at the difference of HER skin to that of Lohan’s.
Silky smooth vs the upstairs neighbor on ‘Something About Mary.’
She’s simply being prepared. With all the celebrity nip slips she knew it was only a matter of time.
Yeah, but why hide the nipples when we already got a full view of her bush on her 18th birthday? That’s like closing the barn doors after all the horses have run away.
What? We did? I can’t believe I missed that.
I’m sorry, but…a woman of legal age with breasts that small? I just don’t see that Hollywood has any further use for her.
the only way she will survive is she blows a big wig Hollywood producer or actor and hooks up wih him . not just one bj. AND do a lot of nudity and soft core sex senes aka Nicole Kidman.
Orrrrrrrrrr she has a lot of talent and will survive because she’s a good actress and doesn’t need to give back room blowies to keep her career alive?
at best she will be mid level grade which is the same level as Keira knightley and Christina Applegate. and Christina you really neve wanted to see topless. before she had the double mastectomy her beasts were like concave
Go take your meds. Idiot.
You’re right, EWV. I totally did not want to see these topless. Totally.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U9S7yB_7tM [slow-motion video of braless Kelly Bundy]
Damn, Tom, great find. I hope it doesn’t sound too selfish, but I was saddened to hear she had breast cancer and a double mastectomy. What a cutie!
Her career ended when Harry Potter did, as did the careers of Daniel Radcliffe and the other one (whose name I’ve already forgotten). The same thing will be true of the kids from those vampire movies and The Hunger games movies. Big today, forgotten tomorrow.
About the worst thing you can do is get your big break in a major franchise before you’ve established a solid resume in other movies. Usually means your career dies along with the franchise.
Orrrrrrr even if her career is dead, she will sit ontop of the piles and piles of money they raked in and never have to do another thing in their life … maybe … I’d like that big break with a major franchise and live off the earnings of just one of those films please!!!
Addendum: Like Lohan.
Oh, I dunno….there comes a point where ‘loveliness of face > size of breasts’
Just take a look at Kate Hudson. Fucking gorgeous, great actress with very small hooters. She does pretty well, I’d say.
She is so pretty but IMO that hairstyle is too severe and makes her look old. The dress washes her out and draws unwelcome attention to her lil nips and their protective coverings…styling FAIL.
Hey ladies, remember when your nipples used to be closer to your chin than your bellybutton?
That’s not a pasty, it’s the silicon ‘tape’ used to keep the dress in place.
Nope…that, my friend, is a pasty. Fashion tape comes in strips, à la Band-Aids, on on rolls, like Scotch tape.
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This is what she should’ve used. Those pasties look gross, like, nipple retainers or something. Really. she should not have worn that dress. It’s just not right for her.
You can’t see my nipples! TeeHee.
Those little pieces of tape have definitively proven I have no telekinetic powers.
So 700 pound fatass giant fake boobed 65 year old Christina Hendricks looks good to fish, but a young normal looking chick who hasn’t had a lick of plastic surgery, and is fairly intelligent could only possibly appeal to homosexual pedophiles? I think somebody has a fat grandma fetish.
Hey, I am not a pedophile.
First of all, you need to go back and re-read what Fish wrote. Either that, or go take the rest of your meds. I believe he was alluding to the fact that the pasties took some of the fun out of her “wardrobe malfunction.”
Secondly, you apparently missed the picture of Christina Hendricks that appeared in yesterday’s Superficial. She looks fucking great.
Kate Moss wouldn’t give a shit but then she’s been topless for most of the last 2 decades.
Kill the stylist!
she will be soon going the way of Keira Knightley. and soon i will be having to change my name to another Vagina
Sean Young?
She’s pretty in a “I still look 14 but am actually of age” kind of way …
Why so serious?
Just as I suspected, areolas as big as tea saucers
Do those hurt when she rips them off ?
She’s more man than me.
Isn’t everyone?
Ignoring the nip shield, she looks stunning.
You got that right! I suspect she will continue to do very well in showbiz, despite the ending of the Harry Potty series. She certainly has the looks and she doesn’t seem to mind showing skin.
At least she was smart enough to wear them. The rest of hollywood should take note…
She is pretty hot and I like that dress. With two quick swipes of a scalpel you can cut those straps and it will fall right to the floor.
I’d love to kiss every vertebra, right down to her coccyx ;)
^^^ He loves the coccyx.
InkyBlack is a coccyx-sucker!
Actually in this instance, I would be, too.
for shame pastie, for shame!
good lord…who styled her in this awful dress? Were nipples part of the ensemble or something..lol cause its in every picture. Poor girl!
That other photo set she’s in with the high heels is hot!
Not much in the boobie department but I’d still like her legs wrapped around my face.
I’m gay and I would still try to do her. Probably couldn’t though.
All I see is a skinny dude in drag.
She’s fat
dude the noisy adds on the main page are ruining ur site for me
Simply Irresistible
She’s like a boy with a vagina!
I was taught “kid in a candy store”.
I’m hoping she decides to go the way of Jennifer Jason Lee when she first started getting leads in movies.
Lots of artsy, naked Emma.
woopty doo. it’s just a nipple.
I’m a guy, and I have a nipple too. Does it make you horny looking at a nipple?
It’s all about the size, shape, and jiggle of a breast. not the nipple on an A cup.
What the fuck grade are you in? You still sound idealistic.
WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO WEIRD HERE?
Eh.
I don’t mean to be rude but… I don’t think the hairstyle and dress are the problems here.
I think this check went off her meds.
Still, nice side profile.
Is it just me or does her nipples seem oddly high up?
That would be because they’re perky…aka not Lindsay
High nipples are never odd.
For some reason it’s just that one.
It’s just you who thinks that that’s a nipple, not a nipple shield or whatever it’s called.
seriously, why bother?
seems a little counter intuitive to make clear pasties, no?
Emma your fans still love you!! Things happen to the best of us!!
I like her, but she is nothing of an actress. And, it seems, Emma realizes that too, b/c she draws everybody’s attention to her body and not talent.
Emma should really just go the modeling route, not the gross cokey kind, but the…..nevermind.
her titty melting
i want to play pirates with Emma.
Emma needs more titty glue for that dress.
Holy shit, her nipples are made of plastic!
Holy shit she photobombed herself!
She’s so fine there’s no telling where the money went… wwhhhuuppp ssccchinng