Emma Watson And The Chamber of Stupid Nipple Pasties I Hate You So Much

September 11th, 2012 // 84 Comments

To honor the British and their takedown of Kim Kardashian, here’s Emma Watson having a wardrobe malfunction at the premiere of The Perks of Being A Wallflower last night even though she’s of age now and has clearly discernible female body parts which wasn’t her appeal to anyone that was into her. These might as well be pics of oatmeal. Bland, not-a-12-year-old-boy oatmeal.

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    direchef
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    Pap smear lipstick does no one any favors.

  2. jimmy james

    does this post have a virus in it? i hear you get virus looking at emma watson on the internets

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    Turd Ferguson
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    Look at the difference of HER skin to that of Lohan’s.
    Silky smooth vs the upstairs neighbor on ‘Something About Mary.’

  4. brian

    She’s simply being prepared. With all the celebrity nip slips she knew it was only a matter of time.

  5. Emma Watson Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
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    I’m sorry, but…a woman of legal age with breasts that small? I just don’t see that Hollywood has any further use for her.

    • Emma Watson's Vagina

      the only way she will survive is she blows a big wig Hollywood producer or actor and hooks up wih him . not just one bj. AND do a lot of nudity and soft core sex senes aka Nicole Kidman.

      • Orrrrrrrrrr she has a lot of talent and will survive because she’s a good actress and doesn’t need to give back room blowies to keep her career alive?

      • Emma Watson's Vagina

        at best she will be mid level grade which is the same level as Keira knightley and Christina Applegate. and Christina you really neve wanted to see topless. before she had the double mastectomy her beasts were like concave

      • anonymous

        Go take your meds. Idiot.

      • TomFrank (can't sign in because of the fucking ad)

        You’re right, EWV. I totally did not want to see these topless. Totally.

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U9S7yB_7tM [slow-motion video of braless Kelly Bundy]

      • Damn, Tom, great find. I hope it doesn’t sound too selfish, but I was saddened to hear she had breast cancer and a double mastectomy. What a cutie!

      • EricLr

        Her career ended when Harry Potter did, as did the careers of Daniel Radcliffe and the other one (whose name I’ve already forgotten). The same thing will be true of the kids from those vampire movies and The Hunger games movies. Big today, forgotten tomorrow.

        About the worst thing you can do is get your big break in a major franchise before you’ve established a solid resume in other movies. Usually means your career dies along with the franchise.

      • Orrrrrrr even if her career is dead, she will sit ontop of the piles and piles of money they raked in and never have to do another thing in their life … maybe … I’d like that big break with a major franchise and live off the earnings of just one of those films please!!!

      • weaselmouse

        Addendum: Like Lohan.

    • cc

      Oh, I dunno….there comes a point where ‘loveliness of face > size of breasts’

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She is so pretty but IMO that hairstyle is too severe and makes her look old. The dress washes her out and draws unwelcome attention to her lil nips and their protective coverings…styling FAIL.

  7. Emma Watson Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
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    Hey ladies, remember when your nipples used to be closer to your chin than your bellybutton?

  8. Techman

    That’s not a pasty, it’s the silicon ‘tape’ used to keep the dress in place.

    • Nope…that, my friend, is a pasty. Fashion tape comes in strips, à la Band-Aids, on on rolls, like Scotch tape.

      [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/11/fashion tape-261_115.gif[/img]

      • kimmykimkim

        This is what she should’ve used. Those pasties look gross, like, nipple retainers or something. Really. she should not have worn that dress. It’s just not right for her.

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    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    You can’t see my nipples! TeeHee.

  10. Those little pieces of tape have definitively proven I have no telekinetic powers.

  11. Schmidtler

    So 700 pound fatass giant fake boobed 65 year old Christina Hendricks looks good to fish, but a young normal looking chick who hasn’t had a lick of plastic surgery, and is fairly intelligent could only possibly appeal to homosexual pedophiles? I think somebody has a fat grandma fetish.

    • Hey, I am not a pedophile.

    • First of all, you need to go back and re-read what Fish wrote. Either that, or go take the rest of your meds. I believe he was alluding to the fact that the pasties took some of the fun out of her “wardrobe malfunction.”

      Secondly, you apparently missed the picture of Christina Hendricks that appeared in yesterday’s Superficial. She looks fucking great.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Kate Moss wouldn’t give a shit but then she’s been topless for most of the last 2 decades.
    Kill the stylist!

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    Emma Watson's Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    she will be soon going the way of Keira Knightley. and soon i will be having to change my name to another Vagina

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    You know its true
    Commented on this photo:

    Sean Young?

  15. She’s pretty in a “I still look 14 but am actually of age” kind of way …

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    hmna
    Commented on this photo:

    Why so serious?

  17. GrandDragon

    Just as I suspected, areolas as big as tea saucers

  18. See Alice

    Do those hurt when she rips them off ?

  19. WOW

    She’s more man than me.

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    InkyBlack
    Commented on this photo:

    Ignoring the nip shield, she looks stunning.

    • You got that right! I suspect she will continue to do very well in showbiz, despite the ending of the Harry Potty series. She certainly has the looks and she doesn’t seem to mind showing skin.

    • sassy

      At least she was smart enough to wear them. The rest of hollywood should take note…

  21. El Jefe

    She is pretty hot and I like that dress. With two quick swipes of a scalpel you can cut those straps and it will fall right to the floor.

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    InkyBlack
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    I’d love to kiss every vertebra, right down to her coccyx ;)

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    rantatonne
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    for shame pastie, for shame!

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    nipslip phobia
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    good lord…who styled her in this awful dress? Were nipples part of the ensemble or something..lol cause its in every picture. Poor girl!

  25. Deacon Jones

    That other photo set she’s in with the high heels is hot!

  26. seriouslynow

    Not much in the boobie department but I’d still like her legs wrapped around my face.

  27. Cock Dr

    I’m gay and I would still try to do her. Probably couldn’t though.

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    All I see is a skinny dude in drag.

  29. Baron Wilhelm Otto

    She’s fat

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    ilovethesuperficial
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    dude the noisy adds on the main page are ruining ur site for me

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    funny guy
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    Simply Irresistible

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    She’s like a boy with a vagina!

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    theoriginal LJ
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    I’m hoping she decides to go the way of Jennifer Jason Lee when she first started getting leads in movies.

    Lots of artsy, naked Emma.

  34. anonym

    woopty doo. it’s just a nipple.

    I’m a guy, and I have a nipple too. Does it make you horny looking at a nipple?

    It’s all about the size, shape, and jiggle of a breast. not the nipple on an A cup.

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    Alpha Female
    Commented on this photo:

    WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO WEIRD HERE?

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    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Eh.

  37. Blech

    I don’t mean to be rude but… I don’t think the hairstyle and dress are the problems here.

    I think this check went off her meds.

    Still, nice side profile.

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    Nik
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    Is it just me or does her nipples seem oddly high up?

  39. Emma Watson Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
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    seriously, why bother?

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    ummm
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    seems a little counter intuitive to make clear pasties, no?

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    David
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    Emma your fans still love you!! Things happen to the best of us!!

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    Allion
    Commented on this photo:

    I like her, but she is nothing of an actress. And, it seems, Emma realizes that too, b/c she draws everybody’s attention to her body and not talent.

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    SugarTits
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    Emma should really just go the modeling route, not the gross cokey kind, but the…..nevermind.

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    don killluminati
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    her titty melting

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    allan
    Commented on this photo:

    i want to play pirates with Emma.

  46. SuckOnIt

    Emma needs more titty glue for that dress.

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    Jim Jones
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    Holy shit, her nipples are made of plastic!

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    Han Solo
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    Holy shit she photobombed herself!

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    Donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s so fine there’s no telling where the money went… wwhhhuuppp ssccchinng

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