Emma Watson Wore a Sports Bra

Wait, is that a book? *sighs, crumples up post written with sexy angle*

Alright, first things first, let’s get to the important celebrity news from the long weekend where life and death literally hang in the balance: Emma Watson wore a sports bra on Sunday reminding everyone about that time they drilled a hole into the girls locker room during 8th grade gym. And maybe last week, but only to check for asbestos because I hate cancer so much. Anyway, these photos were supposedly taken in Pittsburgh which can’t be right because I don’t see Ben Roethlisberger in any of those trees with his rapin’ mask on. Shit, there’s not even a reflection from his knife. Shenanigans! SHENANIGANS!

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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