Wait, is that a book? *sighs, crumples up post written with sexy angle*
Alright, first things first, let’s get to the important celebrity news from the long weekend where life and death literally hang in the balance: Emma Watson wore a sports bra on Sunday reminding everyone about that time they drilled a hole into the girls locker room during 8th grade gym. And maybe last week, but only to check for asbestos because I hate cancer so much. Anyway, these photos were supposedly taken in Pittsburgh which can’t be right because I don’t see Ben Roethlisberger in any of those trees with his rapin’ mask on. Shit, there’s not even a reflection from his knife. Shenanigans! SHENANIGANS!
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Great waist/hip ratio. She’s sexy.
she looks like she is in the beginning stages of morphing into the next Sam Ronson…..
I was thinking along the same lines. Is anybody going to be shocked to find out she’s a lesbian?
Wow. Some people. Short hair=lesbian.
This is the world we live in.
Nooo, she’s letting her hair grow out. No Sam Ronson here.
She has the doughy soft body of a young girl who doesn’t exercise, but doesn’t eat much either.
Kendra is probably looking at these photos and crying about why photoshop can’t even make her look this good anymore.
Just because she aint rock hard don’t make her doughy.
This is what Normal looks like. I know it’s seen often.
But here it is. Normal bodies look like this. No plastic, no fake tans.
She has meat on her bones. I know it’s shocking.
in before loads of jabba the huts call her ugly
first
Hahahaha. I love it when dumb-asses post “first” and aren’t.
Only a loser posts “first” anyways and then to not be first after all is pure schadenfraude.
btw…FIRST hahaha
Sorry pixie not today
Shes beautiful. So Sexy. (Cleanest comment I ever left)
yeah, I would do her.
I’d stick my hoo hoo dilly in her cha-cha
Chicken Soup for the Soul? Where’s the time machine? Is it 1995?
hHAHAHAHAHAH! I thought, didn’t I see this on my grandmother’s nightstand in 1985?
I thought of that too, but then I realized – she probably had a very short childhood because of constant filming, so she wouldn’t have got much time to do the things we did in those years. So I don’t blame her for the book.
This picture turns me on and I’m a girl…
With all the fame whores littering these sites, why pick on Emma? She was a kid when she signed up for the Harry Potter movies, and she has gone to great lengths to avoid the tabloids and blogs, despite living in the UK where they can be vicious.
This girl just wants to relax in the sun, read a book, and be herself. Go back to laughing at Snooki and Kim.
Sometimes it’s all about the page views. One of the most popular posts the gossip blogs have ever seen was the Emma Watson upskirt photo right after she turned 18. I’ll leave it to you to figure out what sort of people were swarming over that one.
Uhhh, “normal” people?
She’s not as toned as I thought she’d be. Still one cute chick, though.
please tell me the book is photoshopped
I think she is beautiful. She looks great for going out in her sweats. I bet she has zero makeup on too.
Awesome hips.
take note snookie, this is the correct female shape. its called a waist.
Look at that expression on her face. The simmering anger, the bewilderment, the death of hope. She’s in Pittsburgh all right.
+1
shittsburg, indeed
make-up does really good on her. she has the man’s arms LOL. she have a flat breast. Oh my how thick is her bra?
My my, someone sure is JEAAAAAALOUS!!!!!!!!! Go cry in your pillow, witch.
I agree she’s hot, we should fuck
well no one is perfcet! she’s seriously one of the most gorgeous celebrities out there right now, sexy whitout trying sooo hard !
Learn how to speak English if you’re going to insult a perfectly good female body.
She looks hot.
She is wearing no makeup, a bra that flattens you (real breasts in hollywood which is shocking, and is growing out a bad haircut but she still looks hott. I love it.
Yeah, +1 for hot.
She doesn’t have flat breasts… Any female knows that wearing a sports bra gives you monoboob. Emma is adorable and looks pretty damned cute without makeup, leave her alone.
I’ll give her some chicken soup all over her face
I like where this is going…
I think she´ll like my Clam Chowder better…on her face
Definitely impressed by the hips. I never noticed what a nice figure she has. I still preferred the shorter hair, though.
I approve
Awesome figure! She looks great rocking the short hair.
Long hair…get some.
Bigger dick…get one.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…………
…………..those little ones(tits) need support?
was standing next to her while she was taking a break from filming this movie…was not impressed.
I am expect the feeling was mutual : )
win
haha +100
Awww. Poor baby. I’m sure that your opinion means so much to her.
amazing figure ! Love her :)
seajay, looks like krutboo p’wned you;)
pic #3 = WAY bangable. i wanna kiss that belly, then leave my baby batter all over it. nice.
Does this chick ever NOT scowl?
Pics are great but I love the caption Fish. Thanks for making me laugh at 730am.
“I feel strange giving my room key to a trashcan, but I have to admit, that’s quite the penis you have there…wait a minute, Ben Roethlisberger! I knew it!”
Itty Bitty Titty Committee
Really? She’s at least a c cup and that’s a sports bra.
I take it you haven’t seen many C-cups.
@Tom
I’m a female so I’ve probably seen more than you. This is what a c cup looks like on a 34 band. Not to mention she’s wearing a sports bra which constricts her breasts. Most men know nothing about bra sizes.
You’re right. Most of the boys on this site are used to fake DDs, so they don’t know what anything real looks like.
Jesus, why is everyone always picking on DD’s. That’s like the go-to cup size to insult.
“…you know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups. You got the A, B, C the D. That’s the biggest.”
“Chicken Soup for the Soul”? Is she doing research for a part as a mouth breathing trailer park livin’ oprah lovin’ dr. phil worshippin’ piece of white trash from 1994 or something?
Where her scrunchies at?
well ,she is in Pittsburgh
That’s what I was just thinking. Why would someone supposedly smart enough to attend Brown University be reading that kind of Oprah crap. MUST be research.
It better be something like that. Or just an elaborate prank. Sorry but Chicken Soup for the Soul is for people that find Archie comics heavy going.
She is a little hottie, that is for sure.
There is nothing wrong with that body. Thoroughly jealous.
Meh, I’m not turned on at all. I like my girls slutty with big tits. She looks like your average girl that I see at the local mall. All you people who think she is sexy, must like average looking trailor park girls.
So you like fake-tittied, fake tanned girls who have fucked at least 20 guys in their lifetime, as opposed to healthy, intelligent women who wouldn’t give you the time of day? Makes sense.
Uh 20? maybe during a long weekend. Waaaaaay more than 20.
hahaha owned
Stop shticking it up, Brosephine.
I’d love to see what you look like, guy who actually took the time to become a member of this site.
HIPS!!!!!!
I would suck the filth out of her belly button
hahahahahaha who the fuck says that
People who would probably drink her douche water…
This kid doesn’t usually do it for me but those are some sweeet hips for a boy.
Yeah, because most boys have boobs, a tiny waist, model for Burberry and Lancome, and carry a Chicken Soup for the Soup book to the gym.
Such logic.
If she took a massive dump on my face I’d die a happy man.
That is so sweet
Let’s see: Natural, healthy body. No drug problems or sex tape. Low key profile despite being the highest paid actress in the world last year. Taking a break from an Ivy League college for job opportunities. Nothing to make fun of here, please move along.
+1
She’s not taking a break. She’s leaving. To NYU. Which is kinda lame if you ask me.
MrsPlant probably can’t even afford to fly to NY let alone go to college.
herminey is showing alot of sweet skin! she will be smoking hot once she grows back her long lox and works out more
She looks great… but it wont last long, the way she smokes her skin will age very fast…
AH… AH… WAH CHOO!!
I just took a dump.
She’s carrying the book Chicken Soup for the Soul. She must be feeling down. Come to me Hermione. I will make it all better.
I hate it when I’m trying to read and my tits won’t quit flopping around. Chicken Noodle for the soul, that’s like P90X shit. Fucking hardcore! You can’t read it without a sports bra. Go ahead and try!
Why is this dude is always so pissed?
Why is your grammar always so fucking dreadful?
is….Please accept my apologies, and allow me to put my Bon in your Jovy. Poopoo face to you, and good day.
The hold hide-yer-big-ass-by-wrapping-your-sweatshirt-around-it trick.
Not a good sign.
“hold?” Is that right word for that attempted sentence?
Oh man, oh man, oh man… I wonder if there’s toe behind that sweatshirt?!
Do you think she shaves that little girl?