Emma Watson Wore a Sports Bra

May 31st, 2011 // 119 Comments

Wait, is that a book? *sighs, crumples up post written with sexy angle*

Alright, first things first, let’s get to the important celebrity news from the long weekend where life and death literally hang in the balance: Emma Watson wore a sports bra on Sunday reminding everyone about that time they drilled a hole into the girls locker room during 8th grade gym. And maybe last week, but only to check for asbestos because I hate cancer so much. Anyway, these photos were supposedly taken in Pittsburgh which can’t be right because I don’t see Ben Roethlisberger in any of those trees with his rapin’ mask on. Shit, there’s not even a reflection from his knife. Shenanigans! SHENANIGANS!

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Emma Watson Sports Bra Midriff Workout Clothes
    Big Ass Bunny Feet
    Commented on this photo:

    Great waist/hip ratio. She’s sexy.

  2. d2d

    she looks like she is in the beginning stages of morphing into the next Sam Ronson…..

    • Pablito

      I was thinking along the same lines. Is anybody going to be shocked to find out she’s a lesbian?

    • happydots

      Nooo, she’s letting her hair grow out. No Sam Ronson here.

      • She has the doughy soft body of a young girl who doesn’t exercise, but doesn’t eat much either.

        Kendra is probably looking at these photos and crying about why photoshop can’t even make her look this good anymore.

    • LemonZ

      Just because she aint rock hard don’t make her doughy.
      This is what Normal looks like. I know it’s seen often.
      But here it is. Normal bodies look like this. No plastic, no fake tans.
      She has meat on her bones. I know it’s shocking.

  3. umm

    in before loads of jabba the huts call her ugly

  4. pixie

    first

  5. just little ol' me

    Sorry pixie not today

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    mike nike
    Commented on this photo:

    Shes beautiful. So Sexy. (Cleanest comment I ever left)

  7. Mr Obvious

    yeah, I would do her.

  8. Sway

    Chicken Soup for the Soul? Where’s the time machine? Is it 1995?

    • Chupacabra

      hHAHAHAHAHAH! I thought, didn’t I see this on my grandmother’s nightstand in 1985?

    • Mandy

      I thought of that too, but then I realized – she probably had a very short childhood because of constant filming, so she wouldn’t have got much time to do the things we did in those years. So I don’t blame her for the book.

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    Auston
    Commented on this photo:

    This picture turns me on and I’m a girl…

  10. TurboZinger

    With all the fame whores littering these sites, why pick on Emma? She was a kid when she signed up for the Harry Potter movies, and she has gone to great lengths to avoid the tabloids and blogs, despite living in the UK where they can be vicious.

    This girl just wants to relax in the sun, read a book, and be herself. Go back to laughing at Snooki and Kim.

    • TomFrank

      Sometimes it’s all about the page views. One of the most popular posts the gossip blogs have ever seen was the Emma Watson upskirt photo right after she turned 18. I’ll leave it to you to figure out what sort of people were swarming over that one.

  11. Harley

    She’s not as toned as I thought she’d be. Still one cute chick, though.

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    Sean
    Commented on this photo:

    please tell me the book is photoshopped

  13. CHill

    I think she is beautiful. She looks great for going out in her sweats. I bet she has zero makeup on too.

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    Marco
    Commented on this photo:

    Awesome hips.

  15. obz

    take note snookie, this is the correct female shape. its called a waist.

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    jayman419
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at that expression on her face. The simmering anger, the bewilderment, the death of hope. She’s in Pittsburgh all right.

  17. my

    make-up does really good on her. she has the man’s arms LOL. she have a flat breast. Oh my how thick is her bra?

  18. Doug Mitre

    I’ll give her some chicken soup all over her face

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    chuck
    Commented on this photo:

    Definitely impressed by the hips. I never noticed what a nice figure she has. I still preferred the shorter hair, though.

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    Harry Pooter
    Commented on this photo:

    I approve

  21. Emma Watson Sports Bra Midriff Workout Clothes
    Jonie
    Commented on this photo:

    Awesome figure! She looks great rocking the short hair.

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    Ben Whofleck
    Commented on this photo:

    Long hair…get some.

  23. the captain

    …………..those little ones(tits) need support?

  24. mfbinc

    was standing next to her while she was taking a break from filming this movie…was not impressed.

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    Badrouchka
    Commented on this photo:

    amazing figure ! Love her :)

  26. pixie

    seajay, looks like krutboo p’wned you;)

  27. Any Guy

    pic #3 = WAY bangable. i wanna kiss that belly, then leave my baby batter all over it. nice.

  28. Michael Pants

    Does this chick ever NOT scowl?

  29. Michelle

    Pics are great but I love the caption Fish. Thanks for making me laugh at 730am.

  30. Emma Watson Sports Bra Midriff Workout Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    “I feel strange giving my room key to a trashcan, but I have to admit, that’s quite the penis you have there…wait a minute, Ben Roethlisberger! I knew it!”

  31. Chappelle

    Itty Bitty Titty Committee

    • Hannah

      Really? She’s at least a c cup and that’s a sports bra.

      • Tom

        I take it you haven’t seen many C-cups.

      • Hannah

        @Tom
        I’m a female so I’ve probably seen more than you. This is what a c cup looks like on a 34 band. Not to mention she’s wearing a sports bra which constricts her breasts. Most men know nothing about bra sizes.

      • @Hannah

        You’re right. Most of the boys on this site are used to fake DDs, so they don’t know what anything real looks like.

      • MrsPlant

        Jesus, why is everyone always picking on DD’s. That’s like the go-to cup size to insult.

    • Hickok

      “…you know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups. You got the A, B, C the D. That’s the biggest.”

  32. UnholyKrep

    “Chicken Soup for the Soul”? Is she doing research for a part as a mouth breathing trailer park livin’ oprah lovin’ dr. phil worshippin’ piece of white trash from 1994 or something?
    Where her scrunchies at?

    • geddy

      well ,she is in Pittsburgh

    • misha

      That’s what I was just thinking. Why would someone supposedly smart enough to attend Brown University be reading that kind of Oprah crap. MUST be research.

    • cc

      It better be something like that. Or just an elaborate prank. Sorry but Chicken Soup for the Soul is for people that find Archie comics heavy going.

  33. Venom

    She is a little hottie, that is for sure.

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    Bettic
    Commented on this photo:

    There is nothing wrong with that body. Thoroughly jealous.

  35. Meh, I’m not turned on at all. I like my girls slutty with big tits. She looks like your average girl that I see at the local mall. All you people who think she is sexy, must like average looking trailor park girls.

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    wow
    Commented on this photo:

    HIPS!!!!!!

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    Nicolas vanden Chowder
    Commented on this photo:

    I would suck the filth out of her belly button

  38. This kid doesn’t usually do it for me but those are some sweeet hips for a boy.

    • @Mancuso

      Yeah, because most boys have boobs, a tiny waist, model for Burberry and Lancome, and carry a Chicken Soup for the Soup book to the gym.
      Such logic.

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    Nicolas vanden Chowder
    Commented on this photo:

    If she took a massive dump on my face I’d die a happy man.

  40. Let’s see: Natural, healthy body. No drug problems or sex tape. Low key profile despite being the highest paid actress in the world last year. Taking a break from an Ivy League college for job opportunities. Nothing to make fun of here, please move along.

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    kleptodathief
    Commented on this photo:

    herminey is showing alot of sweet skin! she will be smoking hot once she grows back her long lox and works out more

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    dudeman
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks great… but it wont last long, the way she smokes her skin will age very fast…

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    Ness
    Commented on this photo:

    AH… AH… WAH CHOO!!

  44. Obvious Troll

    I just took a dump.

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    mike nike
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s carrying the book Chicken Soup for the Soul. She must be feeling down. Come to me Hermione. I will make it all better.

  46. kimmykimkim

    I hate it when I’m trying to read and my tits won’t quit flopping around. Chicken Noodle for the soul, that’s like P90X shit. Fucking hardcore! You can’t read it without a sports bra. Go ahead and try!

  47. fapappy

    Why is this dude is always so pissed?

  48. jamman

    The hold hide-yer-big-ass-by-wrapping-your-sweatshirt-around-it trick.

    Not a good sign.

  49. Emma Watson Sports Bra Midriff Workout Clothes
    Whalen
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh man, oh man, oh man… I wonder if there’s toe behind that sweatshirt?!

  50. Emma Watson Sports Bra Midriff Workout Clothes
    Whalen
    Commented on this photo:

    Do you think she shaves that little girl?

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