Good Morning, Hermione, And Other News

- Rooney Mara is your new Tiger Lily because why hire a real Native American? [Lainey Gossip]

- Michael Lohan’s baby mama got busted for DUI. Of course. [Dlisted]

- Things That Bounce Thursday is the GIF compilation you need. [theCHIVE]

- Here’s a chick puking on Lady GaGa’s tit. Yup. [Fishwrapper]

- You can buy edible underwear with food stamps. Thanks, Obama? [The Frisky]

- Robert Rodriguez will never get tired of making Jessica Alba play a stripper. [tooFab]

- Goddamn, Edita Vilkeviciute bikini photos… [Popoholic]

- Ashley Greene definitely has breasts. [Hollywood Tuna]

- A counter-argument on the model Terry Richardson jizzed on as told through a photograph of her labia. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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