Good Morning, Hermione, And Other News

March 14th, 2014 // 26 Comments

- Rooney Mara is your new Tiger Lily because why hire a real Native American? [Lainey Gossip]

- Michael Lohan‘s baby mama got busted for DUI. Of course. [Dlisted]

- Things That Bounce Thursday is the GIF compilation you need. [theCHIVE]

- Here’s a chick puking on Lady GaGa‘s tit. Yup. [Fishwrapper]

- You can buy edible underwear with food stamps. Thanks, Obama? [The Frisky]

- Robert Rodriguez will never get tired of making Jessica Alba play a stripper. [tooFab]

- Goddamn, Edita Vilkeviciute bikini photos… [Popoholic]

- Ashley Greene definitely has breasts. [Hollywood Tuna]

- A counter-argument on the model Terry Richardson jizzed on as told through a photograph of her labia. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. viceroy

    Give this woman a cheeseburger STAT!

  2. Emma Watson Douglas Booth Noah Premiere Berlin
    Deacon Jones
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    Ill bet my life she’s a carpet muncher

    • Rasputin's Evil Twin

      Admit it, you’d like to watch that. We would.

    • Urbanspaceman

      That’s a sucker bet. There is not and there has never been an actor or actress appearing in Hollywood films who was a zero on the Kinsey scale. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  3. me

    She’s a babe for sure, but that hair doesn’t work. Go back to short-short, m’love.

  4. Myers

    Why is it ok for people to complain about a white girl playing a Native American book character, but not ok for people to complain about an African American playing a white comic book character?

    • emma watson's vagina

      a lot of the characters in comic books before the 90′s or so was due to racism by the editors and other comic execs. and before the 70′s by the common public. At DC comics one editor-in-chief actually told the colorist to make some African Americans drawn in there to have white skin. as they wanted white people only in the books. so it took years to change some characters to black or other ethnics. heck it took years to even get a Jewish character in the books even though a good percentage of the comic gods were Jewish themselves (Joe Simon,Will Eisner and Stan Lee.)

      now for the American Native thing. they can go fuck themelves.

      • You were making sense until the last line. The USA: built on genocide, stolen land, broken promises, slavery, cheap land & raw materials. And the inhabitants rationalize that legacy into some kind of “exceptional” attitude.

      • emma watson's vagina

        one of my problems is not explaining things. ok for the last part. Yes the Native Americans got raw deal to say the least.. but with the race switching this would be bound to you switch one character that is Native American to white. and switch another character that is white to Native American. and a lot of Native Americans in fiction was actually banned like the cartoon for Hostess big wheel. as Native Americans considered it racist. and even the name was changed,. now these are not comic book cartoons but ones for commercial products. so why not make Batman native American or another green lantern. Shazam could be Native American and the list goes on.

    • JC

      You do understand that, historically, American Indians got a pretty raw deal, right? Like, their land stolen and the people themselves almost completely wiped out? So wiping them out from fiction, too, is just insult to injury, and not particularly cool. Whereas us white folk have had a pretty good deal, overall, so we should probably be able to suck up an occasional white character being changed to black, so as to reflect the actual population in the U.S., without collectively losing our shit and bitch-moaning about some imaginary oppression.

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    emma watson's vagina
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    so they put a pic of me up here. well sort of.. as you can not see me,

  6. Jennyfurr

    Still looking like a 12 year old boy in drag. No thanks.

    • People see what they want to see. You’re into 12yo boys in drag, so you see a 12yo boy in drag.

      There’s absolutely nothing about this girl that looks boyish. She looks young (since she is young), but certainly not boyish.

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    I love Emma but girl needs to put some weight on!

  8. Darling

    Pretty but I don’t get the obsession. She looks like half of the girls walking around college campuses.

  9. Emma Watson Noah Premiere Berlin
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    Once she goes black, she aint neva comin back

  10. Nice to see Lindsay finally get herself cleaned up.

  11. Emma Watson Noah Premiere Berlin
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    Hell yes.

  12. Dr Cock N Balls

    I can’t believe I didn’t read a comment about eating her butthole. So I’ll say it, I want to eat her butthole.

  13. Emma Watson Noah Premiere Berlin
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    Oh yes. She grew to be a very sexy woman. That’s one hell of a come hither stare.

  14. anonym

    the slicked back hair doesn’t look good on her.
    She would look better with messy next-morning hair.

    still sexy as fuck though

  15. Emma Watson Noah Premiere Berlin
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    Good looking girl.

  16. Emma Watson Noah Premiere Berlin
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    Still not sexy, or really a woman.

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