Why Does My Brain Think It’s Seeing Emma Watson’s Nipples?

By: The Superficial / May 14, 2013

Here’s Emma Watson arriving in France this morning where I’m either seeing right through the fabric of her dress or it’s a powerful wizard that makes me see phantom nips. I tried to ask Angelina Jolie what’s happening, but all she did was cry and use Asian children for tissues. It was crazy racist.

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