Why Does My Brain Think It’s Seeing Emma Watson’s Nipples?

May 14th, 2013 // 32 Comments

Here’s Emma Watson arriving in France this morning where I’m either seeing right through the fabric of her dress or it’s a powerful wizard that makes me see phantom nips. I tried to ask Angelina Jolie what’s happening, but all she did was cry and use Asian children for tissues. It was crazy racist.

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  1. Dirgy

    Those are the little pasties she wears to cover her nipples

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    She’s a natural beauty.

  3. She is FIT! But she always looks so angry.

  4. Fish, really? Damn, let’s make fun of the horrible celebrities. Not the ones that just had a double mastectomy and are generally good people.

  5. Hentaihachi

    I did some Photoshop x-raying of the pics, and while it does appear she is wearing a bra, there are distinct traces of ambiguous orange-ness around each nipple which are not necessarily nipple-shaped. I’ll have to go with either pasties or just “tit dirt”.

  6. That white dress she’s wearing is exactly the reason I never go to the airport without an icy cold bottle of seltzer.

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    Buddy The Elf
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    Puts the vampire chick to shame, in both acting and hotness.

  8. Cat

    I’ve been reading The Superficial for years mostly because while I’m generally a good person I like the sarcastic/tongue in cheek bitchy writing but that Angelina Jolie joke is way way way out of line. It’s even more tasteless than the obituary to her breasts from earlier. Not cool.

    • The obituary to her breasts was nowhere NEAR as tasteless as she was for having them lopped off – just in case she gets cancer.

      WTF, bitch? What is wrong with you? Get a twice yearly exam, dammit, we don’t just cut shit off coz something might go wrong! Brad needs to kick yer butt!

      • uh

        She had a 87% chance of getting breast cancer, and has 6 children. Don’t be a fucking moron.

      • BiJenni

        Here’s the thing with statistics… the end of each sentence where they are quoted is always, “But I could be wrong.” There’s a 92% chance Brad is texting Jennifer right now saying, “Whoops!” But I could be wrong.

  9. I’ll bet her nether regions taste like strawberries.

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    I think in this photo you can see the outline of a sports bra under the dress.

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  12. Mike Hunt

    Selective nipplititus

  13. anonym

    What’s so special about the nipple?

    The bulk and shape of the boob is more attractive, but people always cover the nipple.

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    She is such a hottie!!

  15. I had nipples tattooed onto my eyeballs so I see nipples no matter who I look at. Nips look great on her.

  16. Weeblo

    Wow never seen her as hot until this tight white dress came into view Wow

  17. Just like Fox Mulder, I want to Believe.

  18. Because you’re a dirty dog, fish. A dirty dog.

    Besides, she’s mine-all-mine! Hands off!

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    She just cast a spell on my pants.

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    for those that give a fuck now. those are yellow blotches on the dress. I can see a few on her arms. so unless she recently grew nipples on her arms I would say there is nothing showing.

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    Hey its the Cabin Boy/girl.

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    Geile Titten.

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    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Yes, at least to me they are…..

    Dammit, I want to drag my nutz across ;her face so much….

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    Yes. Those are hers.

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