Emma Watson is a Handsome Little Fella

March 16th, 2011 // 107 Comments

Here’s Emma Watson on a photoshoot for Lancome in Paris yesterday where she did absolutely no favors to anyone who has a crush on her and tries to maintain it’s non-pedophilic and heterosexual in nature. On that note, you’re going to want to register here, and if it’s any consolation, I don’t think you have to go door-to-door unless you’ve been arrested. Or at all if you’re a priest. Catholic guilt in the hizzzzyyyyy!

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Photos: Fame, Splash News


  1. Ewww. She’s disgusting.

  2. noooooooo

    So Bieber’s fragrance “Ambiguous” actually works on human subjects? I fear for the populace at large now.

  3. Emma Watson Lancome
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    You assholes are all scared of a fine little piece of ass. That little woman would turn you every which way but loose. Look at that tongue on that last shot. How would ya like that flickin you knobs? pure heaven….

  4. Emma Watson Lancome
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    Gosh, she looks more manly than Justin Bieber!

  5. Emma Watson Lancome
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    HD does no favors for anybody. :(

  6. gutlessinternetuser

    I didn’t realize Emma Watson was doing a remake of the Newsies.

  7. Emma Watson Lancome
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    Looks like somebody got Bieber Fever.

    • Lolno

      Or she just got a pixie haircut….A very common cut that trended before the thought of Beiber. Just sayin’.

  8. Emma Watson Lancome
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    I have to say, I’m not exactly stoked with the casting on “Ocean’s 14″.

  9. BrandiLye

    She does not have a cute/sexy vibe, looks like Samantha Ronson, stylish as she may be….I don’t enjoy looking at her. Augh! She looks like a little girl playing dress up and perfectly inauthentic.

  10. Emma Watson Lancome
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    She has two options:
    Grow some hair or grow a dick.

  11. IntelligentAsFellasGet


  12. It looks like Duckie slipped Molly Ringwald a RUFFIE

  13. Emma Watson Lancome
    Jon Hex
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    With this picture, my Emma Watson crush dies. RIP 2009 – 2011.

  14. Emma Watson Lancome
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    I don’t know if pink is Pete Doherty’s colour, but I wish him well on his recovery.

  15. Snarky_Pup

    Awwwww, what a cute little guy!

  16. the captain

    ………..WHERE CAN I SIGN?

  17. jack

    so cool i like it

  18. Burt

    She was so cute with long hair and less makeup.

  19. Veronica

    Radcliffe looks cuter without the glasses

  20. Emma Watson Lancome
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    o god a moustache

  21. Ponkur

    She’s not cute, no short-hair-pixie-vibe coming off her.

    Just a pudge nose boy’s face. Blegh.

  22. Emma Watson Lancome
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    did i ever told you how much i hate the new gallery? it stinks!

  23. Matt

    Has anyone ever seen Emma Watson and Justin bieber photographed together? Hmmm…

  24. Emma Watson Lancome
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    Why do you need to have long hair or big fake tits to be attractive? She is damn hot, tight body, smart and sexy, and I’d be on that all day every day.

  25. Whatthehell

    You forgot to add the “space”:

    Just in Beaver

  26. Ass Fetish Hitler

    If she’s trying to get in with Tom Cruise, she’ll have to get herself a fake moustache and drop her voice an octave or 2, then she’s in! Because I think we all know, TCLTC!
    Oh yeah, and a penis, she’ll need one of those too.

  27. DarthSith

    The sun is not her friend.

  28. Jbridge

    Wow. Some people act like they’ve never seen a woman with short hair before? I mean how shallow can you fucking be? A 20 year old young woman who’s classy, respectable, intelligent, and beautiful rocks the pixie cut and all of a sudden she becomes a manly, dyke? RIGHT…that makes so much sense. Stop putting her on your dumbass site if you don’t like her.
    Just stick to your fake, ugly, bloated, skanky ass, STD-spreading, jacked up TWATS!!! *end rant*

  29. Emma Watson Lancome
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    I would fuck the shit out that girl. And you know she’s wild as hell.

  30. Kat

    So let me see if I understand this correctly: most men on this site can only discern the female gender by 1) hair style, and 2) clothing. The actual body shape and facial features don’t give it away? You guys need to make sure you don’t encounter an actual drag queen, because you’re pants will be around your ankles before you realize that’s not really a banana in her pants.

  31. Emma Watson Lancome
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    What the fuck. She has a bit of a moustache, deal with it. Thousands of women have them and you are just lucky enough to not have one, good for fucking you. And you know what? I’m glad she hasn’t shaved it off. It shows she doesn’t have to conform to the ideal image. Thank fucking God we have Emma Watson.

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