Emma Watson Wore This
Today, we are all Michael Jackson.
Because I don’t have the Harry Potter premiere schedule tattooed on my forehead in Hogwartsuguese, I mistakenly assumed last week was the final premiere for Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 except here are these goddamn kids again in New York last night. That being said, welcome to the exact moment Emma Watson finally coaxed me onto Team Child-Lover. That’s right, folks, I’m buying the decoder ring, downloading the Chris Hansen locator app, gassing up the van and stocking the Jesus Juice. From here on out, it’s nothing but movies about gladiators for me and this little boy who somehow grew boobs, and stole my heart.
Adding… And now a look back at Emma over the years, or more specifically, that one time her dress flew open at the British premiere of whichever Harry Potter came out in 2009. The Sassy Wizardrydoo? Close enough.