Emma Watson Wore This

July 12th, 2011 // 83 Comments

Today, we are all Michael Jackson.

Because I don’t have the Harry Potter premiere schedule tattooed on my forehead in Hogwartsuguese, I mistakenly assumed last week was the final premiere for Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 except here are these goddamn kids again in New York last night. That being said, welcome to the exact moment Emma Watson finally coaxed me onto Team Child-Lover. That’s right, folks, I’m buying the decoder ring, downloading the Chris Hansen locator app, gassing up the van and stocking the Jesus Juice. From here on out, it’s nothing but movies about gladiators for me and this little boy who somehow grew boobs, and stole my heart.

Adding… And now a look back at Emma over the years, or more specifically, that one time her dress flew open at the British premiere of whichever Harry Potter came out in 2009. The Sassy Wizardrydoo? Close enough.

Photos: Fame, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. gk

    Stunning!

  2. Artimus

    Condoms? Check
    Wine coolers? Check
    Creepy Mustache? Check
    LET’S DO THIS

  3. Emma Watson Harry Potter Deathly Hallows Part 2 New York City Premiere
    Nik
    Commented on this photo:

    A burlap sack with some curtains attached to it?

    • Sin

      Yup. That is what it looks like. Why would someone who looks that good wear such trash? She has to has seen herself in a mirror. Maybe she lost a bet and had to wear it.

      • Andrea

        Personally, I find it to look amazing. Beautiful and stunning, in fact. You’re in the slim minority that find it hideous. No offense.

    • it does look like a sack because i am noticing threads sticking out in areas where the breasts are. especially over the right breast near the armpit and center area.

      her make-up is very hot.

    • Yep

      You’ve just made a perfect description of her dress. Kudos.

      Other than that, I have no interest in seeing any news-unless it happens 20 years from now when she’s doing 3rd rate Harry Potter porn.

  4. Truthteller

    She’s 21 years old. Get over it.

  5. duh!

    Someone needs to tell Emma that her designer forgot to finish sewing her dress.

  6. salliemae

    Ugh. I have SUCH a girl crush on her. She manages to be both sexy and classy.

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    fdsjflk
    Commented on this photo:

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  8. MrsWrong

    Here’s me, throwing the pedo-flag, hoping photo-boy wrote this post

    • MrsWrong

      Oh and wondering why Tim Gunn hasn’t mustered up the 48 years of football know-how he’s overheard to rescue that dress

  9. MrsWrong

    Essence of Victoria Beckham

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    welldoneson
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s knocking us out, fer sure.

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    Sin
    Commented on this photo:

    I got it, even the rich can’t afford the concessions at the movies so she is wearing that monstrosity to smuggle food into the theater.

  12. mimi

    what an ugly make-up

  13. vitobonespur

    Now that the Hairy Potty films are all in the can, maybe Emma will do some films where she “gets” to show some skin. Or maybe Methuselah Hefner can talk her into appearing in the Dead Sea Scrolls…I mean, Playboy.

    • it depends on the commonality of the fans in general. if she does anything sexual , it could hurt her career. pretty much they have high morals for her and will usually defend her. especially on the blogs like this one and Perez Hilton. well not so much this one. and as far as waiting for the films to be over. highly unlikely as Daniel Radcliffe and Alan Rickman(the dude who played professor Snape) did nudity already.

    • what? you don't know me

      She probably won’t… She is a firm believer the being sexy doesn’t mean you have to show as much skin as possible…

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    banjobraids
    Commented on this photo:

    bitch, get out the way of Alan Rickman!

  15. Emma Watson Harry Potter Deathly Hallows Part 2 New York City Premiere
    MOr
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, she is looking right at me…

  16. zomgbie

    must be the premiere for the movie “overkill”.

  17. Emma Watson Harry Potter Deathly Hallows Part 2 New York City Premiere
    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    Absolutely beautiful.

  18. G. Lehman

    Gorgeous, but I’m glad she is growing her hair again.

  19. Would it kill this chick to smile?

    • knowing that this will be the highlight of your life and doing this for 10 years, it would be pretty hard for her to smile on a regular basis.

    • ME

      I heard she was sick during this press tour. So I would wager that is why she’s not smiling. And it’s like 100 degrees in New York right now. I fucking hate this heat.

      She looks sexy though.

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    I just said a little prayer to the god of nip slip.

  21. Emma Watson Harry Potter Deathly Hallows Part 2 New York City Premiere
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    From deep in the crowd, Quentin Tarantino shouted out, “Yeah, that’s right baby! Show me those feet! Show meeeeee the feeeeeet!”

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like Posh Spice in that get up.
    Poor girl, all those movies & not a single truly hot guy in a leading role for her to play with.
    Yes, please do get out of Alan Rickman’s way.

  23. krutboo

    agree with poster 1, she is stunning. Photoboy needs to bribe the devil for some pics of her in a bikini or less

  24. Disco Dave

    Hot little body. Horrible dress.

  25. just.. not.. feelin it

  26. She is very cute, but I prefer less makeup. Yeah, fish, where are the racoon jokes?

  27. TomFrank

    Looks like Voldemort left his mark on Emma. And by “Voldemort,” I mean Taylor Momsen.

  28. MarkM

    What’s the deal? Did he and Selena Gomez break up? I never see them photographed together anymore.

  29. cletus

    looks like someone done sewed a caution flag to a feedsack

  30. the captain

    american freaks with a moustache are the PAEDOPHILES of the society!!

  31. MarkM

    It must have been a really professional event…you’ve got the douchy guy taking a picture of her with his PINK camera, and the chick with the professional SLR pointing it at herself!

  32. Jimmy

    So she, a 21 year old woman, manages this one time not to look like a little boy. I’m not sure that’s an accomplishment I’d be too terribly proud of.

  33. Looks like she donned a burlap bag then ran through the drapes on the way out.

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    BiJenni
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep, I’d do her in a heartbeat.

  35. Rex

    Her dress looks like it is going to different places. The top half looks like she’s going out to slop her pigs, and bottom half looks like a her dinning room table cloth that she’s going to eat the pork chops on.

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    JustAskin
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it just me, or does she look like a *slightly* less angry Samantha Ronson?

  37. Venom

    Here is the problem with Emma Watson.
    She is cute and a decent actress, but somewhere along the road someone convinced her that she is some high fashion supermodel and she walks around and struts around like she is and keeps doing these photo shoots.

    Emma, you are not a supermodel.

    • ME

      All actresses do photoshoots. Comes with the job and since when does she strut like one. We clearly haven’t seen the same pictures.

  38. Dan

    Emma Watson is great. I always think she presents herself as so cKaskadelassy – like an Audrey Hepburn or something.

    I would love a shot at her.

  39. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    you sir will never touch me.

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    HC66
    Commented on this photo:

    The Beckhams daughter grew up fast…and looks an awful lot like Victoria.

  41. Sheppy

    Radcliffe is rather short, isn’t he?

    • ME

      This is not new information.

      • HogwartsOnline

        He is downright TINY! I met him in London on the set of Deathly Hallows and the guy was so teeny! And I’m 4′ 11″ and he looked tiny to ME…lmao! :-p (Also, he knows it…you aren’t supposed to mention it in his hearing.) xD

  42. Theo.

    No tits on her..

    the porn filter in australia wont allow this to be shown…

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    ME
    Commented on this photo:

    HOT

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    ME
    Commented on this photo:

    Boobs!

  45. Emma Watson Harry Potter Deathly Hallows Part 2 New York City Premiere
    ME
    Commented on this photo:

    I love the little sly smile.

  46. Emma Watson Harry Potter Deathly Hallows Part 2 New York City Premiere
    ME
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s so sexy.

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    ME
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice head.

  48. she is beautiful, the dress is an abomination…shock value possibly

  49. Banastre Trent - Holmesworth

    Quite a fetching little minx !

  50. Emma Watson Harry Potter Deathly Hallows Part 2 New York City Premiere
    cheesegrater
    Commented on this photo:

    She may very well be the most beautiful woman in the world. Holy cow.

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