Emma Watson at The Elle Style Awards

February 15th, 2011 // 103 Comments

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, Splash News

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  1. BlueFalcon

    I’m disappointed that we can’t get a good view of her pooper.

  2. Emma Watson
    Josh
    Commented on this photo:

    …and the prize was for “Best Legs in Town” I suppose

  3. Emma Watson
    Lola
    Commented on this photo:

    Im sure SaMANtha Ronson will fall in love with this

  4. “WRONG AGAIN, WATSON!!!”

  5. Steelerchick

    ha ha ha!!! Too funny

  6. Maricela C

    Emma are beautiful and smart.
    And you’re not a cheap prostitute, like Angelina Jolie.
    United States nothing but kneel at the feet of a cheap prostitute, Angelina Jolie.
    Emma are decent, United States not understand you
    Angelina Jolie has the face of fish with big lips and without cheeks and her body bony disgusting.
    Mueranse Statians state, nobody want to United States, only United states

  7. anonym

    Damn. She’s buffer than Justin Beiber.

  8. anonym

    look at those huge guns

  9. nemesis

    Not even the dress can save her

  10. Maricela C

    Well, and all American men are gay ?

    Miss emma watson is young and beautiful.
    Or maybe I should ask statians men if they prefer a man for the sex?

    And why prefer an old cow as Angelina Jolie than has the body of a man (skeletal body and without curves) and a man’s face? Because you are gays and hide his homosexuality sleeping with women who appear transvestite

    Learn this: the face of a woman must have fine features
    The face of a man must have thick factions
    In Latin America men are very men and women are very women

    Why do you think that Angelina Jolie is beautiful if it looks like a man or a transvestite?
    also Angelina Jolie like a fish because of your face with big lips and without cheeks and your skeletal body is disgusting Her feet seem to be dirty and seem than smell is awful of her feet. Finally, Angelina Jolie is old?

    I’m Latina
    I do not speak English, sorry for the spelling and grammar

    Use translator

  11. Maricela C

    Why in United States dominate the gays?
    I’m Latina
    I do not speak English, sorry for the spelling and grammar
    Use translator

    Why do you think that Angelina Jolie is beautiful if it looks like a man or a transvestite?
    also Angelina Jolie like a fish because of your face with big lips and without cheeks and your skeletal body is disgusting Her feet seem to be dirty and seem than smell is awful of her feet. Finally, Angelina Jolie is old?

    Men and women who think than Angelina Jolie is beautiful
    are in secret gays because they have inclinations hidden. Sorry, it’s what I think
    Brad Pitt like a gay

    edward cullen or robert pattinson like a gay
    Why the in United States dominate the gays?

    I’m Latina
    I do not speak English, sorry for the spelling and grammar
    Use translator

  12. Maricela C

    Why do you think that Angelina Jolie is beautiful if it looks like a man or a transvestite?
    also Angelina Jolie like a fish because of your face with big lips and without cheeks and your skeletal body is disgusting Her feet seem to be dirty and seem than smell is awful of her feet. Finally, Angelina Jolie is old?

    I’m Latina
    I do not speak English, sorry for the spelling and grammar

    Use translator

    Men and women who think than Angelina Jolie is beautiful
    are in secret gays because they have inclinations hidden. Sorry, it’s what I think
    Brad Pitt like a gay

    I’m Latina
    I do not speak English, sorry for the spelling and grammar

    Use translator

    edward cullen or robert pattinson like a gay
    Why in United States dominate the gays?

  13. Maricela C

    Who do you adore? Angelina Jolie, Robert Pattinson or GOD?
    I’m Latina
    I do not speak English, sorry for the spelling and grammar

    Use translator

    I only receipt idea of the message and how I can write and translate

    Here is the alpha and the omega, my side
    The other side is Sodom and Gomorrah
    Here is the hypocrisy of the Devil
    Here you Believe They Have the power
    But power is of the God of the Armies
    The beginning and the end … I …. sacrificial lamb
    You Listen by the Power of Who dominates galaxies, planets, and much more a country That Is But a speck in the universe
    usa Believe They Have the power
    But power is of the God of Armies
    The Prophets will come and if you not listen
    The justice will come
    God says:
    The Most Powerful hands of the universe are mine,
    You decide if you want to share the hell with the Powerful prostitute of satan
    Because I am bored
    Did Heard you to John the Baptist? He Said to Herod ” you not bed sharing with His brother’s wife, Herodias the harlot

    Desert Voice is John the baptist

    These words were of a severe judgment, but Jonh the baptist had the mandate
    for to say judgment in my name because he was Prophet

    This girl is just my instrument, she is not jealous how I am jealous of Angelina Jolie and Robert Pattinson

    I am a jealous God and I not share my glory with harlots (Angelina Jolie of Satan) or with egocentric men (Robert Pattinson)

    God says:

    Many people do not believe in me because of its injustices:
    You not enter the kingdom of the heavens and you not permit enter to others

    Jesus told the Pharisees “snakes and whitewashed tombs, hypocrites”
    You are the new Pharisees

    I’m Latina
    I do not speak English, sorry for the spelling and grammar

    Use translator

  14. Maricela C

    Statians state receive the strongest curse the daughter of God against the devil’s daughter
    (Angelina Jolie)
    Rome fell, USA too will fall

  15. Emma Watson
    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she looks really cute, not every girl can pull off short hair. She has a pretty enough face for it so.

  16. Well, Watson is attractive, but from what I’ve seen in interviews she’s about as interesting as a piece of toast.

    Although, I must admit I really want to bite her where those panels are cut out of that dress…

  17. Emma Watson
    Ashish
    Commented on this photo:

    emma u r beautiful… but why this fucking attire along with this hair style..

  18. Emma Watson
    Ashish
    Commented on this photo:

    what a weird look u got…!!! along with this muscular body….

  19. Me

    Gorgeous. She’s amazing.
    And doesn’t deserve to be on this site.

  20. Emma Watson
    Prosenjit
    Commented on this photo:

    in every national nasepepwr.a0a0 It even made the front page of the “Sun” – although, as Minority Thought noted “only just”.a0 a0On Wednesday – the same day as the Hacked Off Inquiry Campaign was launched

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