Emma Watson at The Elle Style Awards

February 15th, 2011 // 103 Comments

*opens envelope*

Greetings The Superficial,

We’re pleased to announce that your Emma Watson coverage has garnered you the prestigious and exclusive title of “NAMBLA-Friendly Site,” making you eligible to reap the benefits of such recognition. Pending availability in his schedule, star of screen and television, Charlie Sheen will snort crack cocaine off a plaque engraved in your hon-

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, Splash News


  1. grow your hair out u look like a knucklehead

    • IttyBittyTittyCommittee

      She’s really taken to the “American” diet.
      burgers, brats, beer, and brownies
      those are my 4 food groups anyway.
      She may start at middle linebacker next year at Brown

    • johng

      does she realize how retarded she looks because of her hair? The only way I would only have sex with this digusting bitch is if I inserted my balls into her rectum for at least 3 hours before so that they absorb the taste of poop, before I shove my balls in her mouth, take a shit on her chest and ejaculate simultaneously

  2. IttyBittyTittyCommittee

    another lil boy, Fishy tsk tsk

  3. Cock Dr

    It’s the Beiber boy in drag. Looks good!

    • anonymous

      no way, this dude is a lot more butch that that other chick and her beiber.

    • babooda

      No way ! Beiber even thought she looks like it might be in these pictures…she definitely didn’t look like this in the blue dress with her pert little tits hanging out !
      Beside, she has more balls than Beiber does!

  4. Guess Peter Pan really DID grow up..

  5. Sen

    Beiber with tits and combed hair?

    Id twirl it

  6. Told You So

    Ah she’s so pretty. It’s rare to find a woman who looks this attractive with her hair plastered on top of her head.

    wands out!

  7. Now everytime someone searches NAMBLA, this site will come up.



    • Livinus Nwambe

      “But Officer, I was only trying to find my favourite gossip blog, and all I could remember was that I had to search on Google for “NAMBLA” in order to find it. I swear I’m not a pedophile!”

  8. Emma Watson
    Commented on this photo:

    watch that hand mister… : ))

    as we said… b e a utiful

    …but 36 frames ? @ : )

  9. eric

    I like a girl that can march into a Supercuts and say “Give me an Adolph Hitler.”

  10. Lady Blah Blah

    Don’t get this confused: some little boys look like girls. To say that Miss Watson looks like a boy is to say that she looks like a girl.

    • IttyBittyTittyCommittee

      Why shirley you gest! I have fondled legs less hairy than hers, and they were a boy’s.

      • IttyBittyTittyCommittee

        Who is this? Gravy?
        Everyone knows I dont have a clue where any apostrophe’s or comma’s go.
        You are far too smart to be me.

  11. Anyone who looks at her and thinks of young boys was probably going to think about young boys anyway.

  12. RebelMinion

    Sanctuary is real! Run runner.

  13. Shart

    I am glad I did not google Nambla. So glad.

  14. IttyBittyTittyCommittee

    What’s wrong with that? North American men need boy love, too.

  15. RoboZombie

    What, no nipple??

  16. Rough girls are easy

    There’s no words to describe how cute she look. She totally pulls this off…

  17. RoboZombie

    Pics 35 and 36…free association: “Warm Leatherette”.
    Now I can’t get that song outta my head!

  18. frankw

    There are some CRAZY PEOPLE that post here. This girl is DROP. DEAD. FINE.

    • Jackwad

      Emma is the bomb! Beauty and brains. The people here are queer. Not that there is anything wrong with that, except that it aint right.

    • Me

      Agreed. But this site isn’t exactly known for praising the women who are actually ATTRACTIVE….the idiot who runs it clearly has a thing for butterfaces like Blake Lively, Miley Cyrus and stick figures like Taylor Swift.

      Women like Emma Watson who have brains and class intimidate him/her.

  19. frankw

    …including Fish…

  20. Emma Watson
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Super-dooper cute.
    Ah to be that talented, young & pretty & a multi-millionaire!
    I hope she stays out of trouble, but looking like that means trouble will probably find her.

  21. She IS pretty cute in a pixie way…

  22. Tod Lippy

    I’m sorry, but she is sexy as fuck. I mean, look at her legs, and more importantly, look at her shoes. She could drain yr balls if she wanted to.

  23. so we have a new neopets faerie:Emma the Nambla faerie

  24. Glenn Beck

    this chick is almost certainly a dyke

  25. lori

    Is she at the Ice Capades?

  26. Emma Watson
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe Ms. Watson is one woman you could have the decency to leave out of your web of sleaze.

  27. dumbass

    aside from those knitted fingerless rainbow striped gloves Jaret Leto has on in the other post, that dress she has on is the most retarded thing I have ever seen anyone wear. except maybe the plaid pants my mother made me wear on Easter in 1973.

    • babooda

      Given your usual level of response here on the Superficial, those pants were probably an improvement over what you wear now! At least you are what your name implies!

  28. The Listener

    Fish, love the commentary.

    I hate it when pretty girls get guys’ haircuts. That’s a shame.

  29. shankyouverymuch

    YEAH… NO tattoos!!! or piercings or any of that other disgustingly trending bullshit that I’m so sick of seeing…..

  30. 36 pics in the gallery? Bauer-Griffin and Getty Images have a midnight madness sale or something?

  31. Serein

    I WANT her legs

  32. Cher X

    Hullo Tink!

  33. Emma Watson
    Commented on this photo:

    She is very attractive. That is all I have to say.

  34. More like HIS-mione Granger, AmIright?

  35. Emma Watson
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Such a dangerous dress….so short & almost see through.

  36. Emma Watson
    Commented on this photo:

    What a weird looking boy..

  37. the captain

    this is the “Brothel-Look” in england, folks!!

  38. Emma Watson
    Charles Krauthammer
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s thick suddenly

  39. yum


  40. Adam

    Whoever is riding that every night is such a damn happy person.

  41. Snarky_Pup

    Ugly little boy.

  42. jojo

    Shit if this was what NAMBLA was attracted to membership would be through the roof. Ask Frankie Muniz.

  43. Emma Watson
    Commented on this photo:

    She still looks like a dude with that haircut.

  44. Emma Watson
    Commented on this photo:

    the fuck is she wearing

  45. Emma Watson
    Commented on this photo:


  46. Emma Watson
    Commented on this photo:

    so cool and cute

  47. Emma Watson
    Commented on this photo:

    I would love to fuck her in the ass while choking her.

  48. Eric

    I’d split her like a cord of firewood.

  49. Emma Watson
    Commented on this photo:

    i like her, maaaaaan!

  50. Emma Watson
    Commented on this photo:

    i like this chick, man!

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