Emma Watson at The Elle Style Awards

By: The Superficial / February 15, 2011

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Greetings The Superficial,

We’re pleased to announce that your Emma Watson coverage has garnered you the prestigious and exclusive title of “NAMBLA-Friendly Site,” making you eligible to reap the benefits of such recognition. Pending availability in his schedule, star of screen and television, Charlie Sheen will snort crack cocaine off a plaque engraved in your hon-

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