*opens envelope*
Greetings The Superficial,
We’re pleased to announce that your Emma Watson coverage has garnered you the prestigious and exclusive title of “NAMBLA-Friendly Site,” making you eligible to reap the benefits of such recognition. Pending availability in his schedule, star of screen and television, Charlie Sheen will snort crack cocaine off a plaque engraved in your hon-
Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod. EEEEEEE!!!
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grow your hair out u look like a knucklehead
She’s really taken to the “American” diet.
burgers, brats, beer, and brownies
those are my 4 food groups anyway.
She may start at middle linebacker next year at Brown
You forgot to mention your 5th food group: ASS
oh yeah, dirrrty time with meh
you are what you eat
thanx for the reminder
I would like to start in the middle and just stay there all day!!!
does she realize how retarded she looks because of her hair? The only way I would only have sex with this digusting bitch is if I inserted my balls into her rectum for at least 3 hours before so that they absorb the taste of poop, before I shove my balls in her mouth, take a shit on her chest and ejaculate simultaneously
another lil boy, Fishy tsk tsk
It’s the Beiber boy in drag. Looks good!
no way, this dude is a lot more butch that that other chick and her beiber.
No way ! Beiber even thought she looks like it might be in these pictures…she definitely didn’t look like this in the blue dress with her pert little tits hanging out !
Beside, she has more balls than Beiber does!
Damn Lousy Drugs…..”though” not “thought”!
Guess Peter Pan really DID grow up..
Beiber with tits and combed hair?
Id twirl it
Tits ?
Ah she’s so pretty. It’s rare to find a woman who looks this attractive with her hair plastered on top of her head.
wands out!
Now everytime someone searches NAMBLA, this site will come up.
LOL……
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“But Officer, I was only trying to find my favourite gossip blog, and all I could remember was that I had to search on Google for “NAMBLA” in order to find it. I swear I’m not a pedophile!”
‘cept she looks nothing like marlon brando
watch that hand mister… : ))
as we said… b e a utiful
…but 36 frames ? @ : )
I like a girl that can march into a Supercuts and say “Give me an Adolph Hitler.”
Don’t get this confused: some little boys look like girls. To say that Miss Watson looks like a boy is to say that she looks like a girl.
Why shirley you gest! I have fondled legs less hairy than hers, and they were a boy’s.
heheehehehheeh
LMAO
Who is this? Gravy?
Everyone knows I dont have a clue where any apostrophe’s or comma’s go.
You are far too smart to be me.
Anyone who looks at her and thinks of young boys was probably going to think about young boys anyway.
Sanctuary is real! Run runner.
Hahahahaha! Good one. That fucking dress totally looks like something from Logan’s Run.
I am glad I did not google Nambla. So glad.
What’s wrong with that? North American men need boy love, too.
That is what we have Catholic priests for
the real IBTC is laughing hysterically Jimbo
What, no nipple??
There’s no words to describe how cute she look. She totally pulls this off…
Grammar? Blame my BB…
Pics 35 and 36…free association: “Warm Leatherette”.
Now I can’t get that song outta my head!
There are some CRAZY PEOPLE that post here. This girl is DROP. DEAD. FINE.
Emma is the bomb! Beauty and brains. The people here are queer. Not that there is anything wrong with that, except that it aint right.
Agreed. But this site isn’t exactly known for praising the women who are actually ATTRACTIVE….the idiot who runs it clearly has a thing for butterfaces like Blake Lively, Miley Cyrus and stick figures like Taylor Swift.
Women like Emma Watson who have brains and class intimidate him/her.
…including Fish…
Super-dooper cute.
Ah to be that talented, young & pretty & a multi-millionaire!
I hope she stays out of trouble, but looking like that means trouble will probably find her.
She IS pretty cute in a pixie way…
Fo’ sho, Gravy. I’m with you on this one.
I’m sorry, but she is sexy as fuck. I mean, look at her legs, and more importantly, look at her shoes. She could drain yr balls if she wanted to.
absolutely, she looks fantastic
Here Here!
so we have a new neopets faerie:Emma the Nambla faerie
this chick is almost certainly a dyke
You think? I bet she has eaten more pussy than you and I combined..
I would love to watch her prove it.
Is she at the Ice Capades?
Maybe Ms. Watson is one woman you could have the decency to leave out of your web of sleaze.
LOL… stalker?
Eh… no.
aside from those knitted fingerless rainbow striped gloves Jaret Leto has on in the other post, that dress she has on is the most retarded thing I have ever seen anyone wear. except maybe the plaid pants my mother made me wear on Easter in 1973.
Given your usual level of response here on the Superficial, those pants were probably an improvement over what you wear now! At least you are what your name implies!
Fish, love the commentary.
I hate it when pretty girls get guys’ haircuts. That’s a shame.
YEAH… NO tattoos!!! or piercings or any of that other disgustingly trending bullshit that I’m so sick of seeing…..
36 pics in the gallery? Bauer-Griffin and Getty Images have a midnight madness sale or something?
I WANT her legs
I Want her legs too…..wrapped around my head.
Love a girl that can pull off the pixie cut.
P.S. She IS legal now, right?
She’s 20 going on 21 (sad that I know that), so yeah definitely legal.
Hullo Tink!
Nice. We need more jokes with actual lit text references here, Cher. Well done :)
She is very attractive. That is all I have to say.
More like HIS-mione Granger, AmIright?
Such a dangerous dress….so short & almost see through.
What a weird looking boy..
this is the “Brothel-Look” in england, folks!!
i could believe it, most Charlie Sheens er customers who use escorts out there usually like the women with short hair,small breasted and thin.
She’s thick suddenly
fetching
Whoever is riding that every night is such a damn happy person.
Ugly little boy.
Shit if this was what NAMBLA was attracted to membership would be through the roof. Ask Frankie Muniz.
She still looks like a dude with that haircut.
the fuck is she wearing
HOT.
so cool and cute
I would love to fuck her in the ass while choking her.
I’d split her like a cord of firewood.
i like her, maaaaaan!
i like this chick, man!