Emma Stone Was A Vampire This Whole Time And Other News

April 14th, 2014 // 13 Comments

- Robert Downey Jr. is the goddamn man. [Lainey Gossip]

- Beyonce crashed Solange‘s Coachella performance. [Dlisted]

- Tan Line Season Has Finally Arrived [theCHIVE]

- Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin make no fucking sense. [Fishwrapper]

- Science is growing vaginas in labs now! IN YOUR FACE, VIRGINITY. [The Frisky]

- Emmy Rossum is leggy. [Popoholic]

- 25 Smoking Hot Photos Of Newly Single Naya Rivera [Starpulse]

- Nick Carter married someone besides you in 1999. I’m so sorry. [tooFab]

- Taylor Swift is very specific. [IDLYITW]

- Good goddamn, Cristina Chiabotto… [Hollywood Tuna]

- ScarJo‘s ScarJo-boobs are photogenic, ScarJo. [Celebslam]

- 22 Jump Street has a new red band trailer. [FilmDrunk]

- Emily Ratajkowski is going to explode some high school boners. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Emma Stone Vampire
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    At least she’s not bursting into flames right there on the red carpet.

  2. gumbypokey

    Tan? What’s… tan, precious?

  3. cc

    Geez, looks like fell in a vat of flour.

  4. Emma Stone Vampire
    Commented on this photo:

    I vant to suck your bloooood.

  5. MickeyD

    I make this joke about the Cal Thomas picture that runs in our local newspaper and nobody ever gets it. Cal’s doing pretty good for a guy who died 200 years ago.

  6. Emma Stone Vampire
    Commented on this photo:

    “There’s nothing you can do to stop us, Daywalker!”

  7. Emma Stone Vampire
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s up with her eyes?

  8. anonym

    overrated.
    overbite
    annoying lisp

  9. Emma Stone Vampire
    Anneliese
    Commented on this photo:

    she is so anorexic…..

  10. kery

    She looks Weird and very thin…

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