Good Morning, Emma Slater’s Legs, And Other News

Justin Timberlake’s mom is already pimping his kid. [Lainey Gossip]

Nothing like getting married at 17 and shitting out babies. [Fishwrapper]

Britt McHenry got suspended from ESPN for being a cunt. [Dlisted]

Chivettes Bored At Work [theCHIVE]

Badass Mom Livetweets Son’s Abstinence-Only Class [The Frisky]

Goddamn, Arianny Celeste… [WWTDD]

A moment for Ana Braga’s butthole. [Egotastic!]

Florida man on flakka declares himself Thor. [Death and Taxes]

Miranda Kerr knows how to sell things. [Hollywood Tuna]

Emily Ratajkowski’s in lingerie again. [Popoholic]

Jared Leto is putting Joker pics on Snapchat. [IDLYITW]

What’s up, Robin Holzken? [Celebslam]

Courtney Stodden topless. I think. [DrunkenStepfather]

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