Good Morning, Emma Slater’s Butt, And Other News

[UPDATE: Galleries work now. – SW]

Nobody’s afraid of Tom Cruise anymore. [Lainey Gossip]

Hilary Duff is a happier as a brickhouse. As she should be. [Fishwrapper]

Wasn’t there some shit about Bobby Flay banging January Jones? [Dlisted]

Come On And Do The Humpty Hump [theCHIVE]

Baby Goose is sorry he got that text, girl. [The Frisky]

Sarah Silverman tackles the wage gap. [WWTDD]

Kerry Russell in a bikini. [Egotastic!]

Reminder: Comcast is a dick. [Death and Taxes]

Hel-the-fuck-lo, Lindsey Kevitch… [Hollywood Tuna]

And you, too, Edita Vilkeviciutes in lingerie. [Popoholic]

Paris Hilton is still out there, so vaccinate your goddamn kids. [IDLYITW]

What’s up, Elsa Hosk? [Celebslam]

And Jesus Christ, Jesy Johnston. [DrunkenStepfather]

Photos: AKM-GSI