Eminem still alive, releases video

April 7th, 2009 // 135 Comments

VIDEO REMOVED

Eminem released his latest video “We Made You” today which includes him making fun of various celebs from Kim Kardashian to Jessica Simpson and offering to bang Sarah Palin. That said, I’d probably enjoy this more if I were an ironically racist drop-out working at Wal-Mart in Alabama. Ha ha, just kidding. It could be any Wal-Mart.

EDIT: Posted new video. Should do the trick.

Video: MTV
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  1. Monkey Hunter

    King Wigger is back,with another monkey worshipping pile of shitt hat all the wigger and mudshark race traitors will suck up like the good little monkey lovers they are.

  2. Dirk Diggler

    His shit is getting old. We have seen it all before back in the 80′s. He use to call himself Weird Al Yankovich. M & M’s act is so old it is sad to watch him try to keep it up. He should just put on a dress and lipstick and be Dre’s bitch full time.

  3. Dirk Diggler

    His shit is getting old. We have seen it all before back in the 80′s. He use to call himself Weird Al Yankovich. M & M’s act is so old it is sad to watch him try to keep it up. He should just put on a dress and lipstick and be Dre’s bitch full time.

  4. NipTuck

    LOVE

  5. Eminem is alwyas amusing

    lol Eminem is awesome. i’m sure he has serious songs on his new album so what if this one is just a joke. i didn’t like this song that much but the video was funny. i’m glad he livened up rap i was sick of all that murder shit that went on so long. it’s nice that Dre can stop being so serious for a minute too.

  6. Sinical

    Love him or hate him, that video was f’in HILARIOUS!!

  7. Langdon

    Wow. That was just… bad. I feel embarrassed for him.

  8. Mal

    I could care less about the music, the video was fucking hilarious.

  9. JaniceGUnit

    Bobby Lee!!!

  10. JaniceGUnit

    Bobby Lee!!!

  11. David

    A whole song about him being jealous of people’s relationships? Somebody has some insecurity issues.

    I can appreciate a good novelty/comedy song. But this wasn’t even a little funny.

  12. JaniceGUnit

    Bobby Lee!

  13. Amanda

    The Brett Michaels wig just made him look more like a teenage girl… which is probably what Brett Michaels is going for…

  14. dirk

    Palin wouldn’t feel his pencil of a dick.

  15. Monica

    that was horrible.
    but I’m going to note that the “Sarah Palin” in that video was featured in the classic Hustler film “Naylin’ Palin”, so I respect that.

  16. chocolateandpeanut

    i fucking love eminem so fuck all you haters!!!!!!

  17. Dude

    Eminem is great. The song isn’t his best, but I love how makes fun of everything wrong with society. He has a similar style to South Park. Most people hate eminem/South Park, but if you actually listened to an album/watched an entire show there are usually some pretty good messages in there.

    By the way, this is his Slim Shady character which is why his lyrics are silly/weird and not dark like some posters mentioned above.

  18. well i am STRAIGHT and i write that all caps so that people will see it but no i am not gay, i actually always go to watch the Iwatchstuff blog and the Geekologie but i come here also, and

    that video SUCKED so bad!!!!!!!

  19. Boy! when artists are not struggling they sure put out junk for the masses..

  20. missywissy

    My first thought was “yea! he’s back!” Then when he said “did you miss me?” I was kind of like, hmm. He acknowledged his lack of presence in his own song. Then there he was, Dr. Dre. Eminem can’t do a thing without him.? I don’t think this is a song I would sit and listen or stand and listen or dance and listen. The video was alright, I didn’t care for the Elvis impersonation, that was just weird. I kind of agree with the weird Al comments. I’m sure the next song will be about disrespecting women. Seems Em is all about that, trashing celebs or crying about his childhood. Dude needs to grow up.

  21. fee

    ACTUALLY….Weird Al has WAY more talent. He’s been around for 20 years and really, if you get past the goofy, he’s really quite talented and very smart.

  22. Miss Delish

    So ….. WTF is George Malouf doing in the middle of this video? (Speaking of having sucked enough dick …)

  23. I_Hate_this_dick

    I thought this asshole was dead and buried already! God, does this mean the already flooded with shit radio is gonna have his jack assey, lame as shit, talentless rants on 24X7 now? Oh fuckin’ BROTHER! Why can’t he go back to his trailer park for a little fiddy cent lovin’?

  24. bitter flats

    #51 HAHAHAHAHA…wow you’re not jealous at all, are you?

  25. EF

    Epic Fail.

    Eminem seems become more and more like a shitty Weird AL. Not funny and one annoying ass voice. Did his balls drop yet?

  26. EpicLawz

    Eminem has become more and more like a shitty Weird AL. His voice just rakes on my ears. Michael Jackson and Eminem share something very similar. They both squeak like women and both believe they are of the other race.

  27. Miro

    THE _KING IS BACK_

  28. Mr.Nevermind

    The only good part of the video was the 0.02 seconds that it showed the General Lee.

  29. michelle

    it depends on which walmart you work at to have the racists. try Montgomery!!!!

    and wtf is he trying to be? axel rose/britney spears? i’m really scared.

  30. Matt

    Meh….He should’ve released something else as his “come-back” song. I agree with lots of people thats posted on both sides of the fence. Yes…he has/had a very original sound back in the day…very original. Now…psh…he sounds like its 2002 again. The parody stuff is funny but he’s almost outplayed it. I mean how many songs does he have like this? A fuck ton. If I were him I would’ve came out with something else….but to each his own.

  31. carmen

    can’t see it :( i’m in australia

  32. Tom K

    Fucking horrible! Let the wiggers and white people that love black dick so much enjoy this horrible music! He should have quit making music while he was ahead. And PS Weird Al is better at this game then you are you sad piece of shit!

  33. mikeock

    I have an aching boner for this chick. Those who said she was “more of the same” are either gay or super flaming gay.

  34. mikeock

    Actually, my comment above was meant for the Anna Faris posting.

  35. Lain

    I love how Britney is a man. I don’t like the song; the video is sweet, though. The woman has a nice voice!

  36. That Sarah Palin look a like was hot!! That was the only thing worth watching in this piece of crap.

  37. Adebisi

    The song, the video, Eminem, and Eminem’s career all appear to have AIDS.

  38. Tom K

    LMAO at #87.

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy shit that was funny!

  39. JustJess

    A note to all Eminem haters:

    Say what you will – but he’s making cash by doing the very same thing we all do on this and other blogs every day for free.

    He gets a shitload of dough being witty making fun of celebrities – if some of you could use your talents – y’all could give M some competition…

    Rock on…

  40. Tom K

    Number 89.

    Are your retarded?!?! He was witty what like 10 years ago?!?!

    Are you fucking deaf this is the same old shit and I’m sure it will sell because wiggers and stupid American teenagers that don’t know shit about good music will but it.

  41. Tom K

    Number 89.

    Are your retarded?!?! He was witty what like 10 years ago?!?!

    Are you fucking deaf this is the same old shit and I’m sure it will sell because wiggers and stupid American teenagers that don’t know shit about good music will buy it.

  42. MYKroe

    Wow. Looks and sounds like 2004. Did I miss you? I barely remember you. Look, a squirrel’s climbing a tree outside my window. Now who was I talking about? Oh yeah. Nobody.

  43. ss@aol.com

    desperate cry for attention….. he’s so 2006.

  44. Monkey Hunter

    #74-How the fuck am I jealous of a pile of shit wannabe nigger!?!?!

    I have no desire to be a yard ape.

  45. someone superficial

    tony romo hail marying jessica simpson a cheeseburger was f’ing brilliant.

    gotta love shady! coming back strong — and lookin pretty fly. :) (how’d he lose all that ‘laying-around-doing-pills’ weight he put on?)

    music really is boring without him.

  46. Baby Island

    That’s funny! But, where’s the Octo-Mom part.

  47. rachel

    hahaha that was hilarious!!

  48. Suzy

    Eminem is so weak – he is a less creative form of Weird Al, and he still can’t fuckin play an accordian. What a lame video, and what’s with the minute of saying “get down’ – what a total loser. Thank goodness his career is over. And I don’t know why he is making fun of Jessica Simpson being fat, something tells me his little pill addiction had plumped him up some short months ago. I seriously think this song has the weakest beats too – aren’t rappers at least supposed to have a nice baseline? This song fuckinggggggggg sucks

  49. Kels

    I’m pretty sure Pink made this exact same video for “Stupid Girls” except hers was slightly funnier and less retarted.

  50. obama in the white house, em back in the game. my life is complete.

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