Eminem wants to pee on Mariah Carey

May 14th, 2009 // 86 Comments

In case there’s any doubt Eminem is the greatest wordsmith of our generation, check out his latest volley in the ongoing feud with Nick Cannon. It pretty much demonstrates the full depth of his uncanny word.. things. The Sun reports:

But the warning has been ignored as Em took another shot at Mariah as he spoke on his satellite channel Shade 45.
He told listeners: “We’re taking callers right now (from) any woman who wants to be peed on.”
When asked what he’d say to Mariah if she called in, the MC replied: “I already did that.”

His next move? Trick her into eating mudpies. Aw, snap, bitch!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. J-Dizzle

    Yo, yo, yo, J-Dizzle’s back 4 da show!

    That’s right Eminem fans, listen to my beat!
    I’ll make you start to shuffle yo feet!
    Eat some wheaties and get out in da street!
    J-Dizzle ain’t foolin’. I am rulin’
    Lyrical beats, start the duelin’

    Biznatches.

  2. pinkpirincess15

    lol, Eminem is awesome. Mariah, not so much.

    And aww, he looks so cute here. Especially the second pic. ^_^ Can’t wait for Relapse! :D

    (And to everyone saying bad things, I want you to seriously reconsider your lives. When you’re so pathetic as to not have anything better to do than hate on people you don’t even know, it’s really time to get a hobby.)

  3. pinkprincess15

    lol, Eminem is awesome. Mariah, not so much.

    And aww, he looks so cute here. Especially the second pic. ^_^ Can’t wait for Relapse! :D

    (And to everyone saying bad things, I want you to seriously reconsider your lives. When you’re so pathetic as to not have anything better to do than hate on people you don’t even know, it’s really time to get a hobby.)

  4. pinkprincess15

    oops, didn’t mean to post twice!

  5. Dre

    eminem sucks at rapping now, stick to producing. i can listen to 13 year olds with tighter rhymes

  6. smarg

    I thought this wigger thug wanna-be was done.

  7. bubba

    I fucking hate wiggers; however, this douche bag does make me laugh on occasion.

  8. LMS

    Does anybody still give a shit about this asshole? I thought this washed-up douche killed over years ago. What now hes desperately trying to make a comeback? FAIL! Still sucks, always did. Hes nothing but a loud mouth punk, talking shit and running his yap to distract from the fact hes a talentless loser. All talk and cant back it up.

    Dear Eminem,
    Please drop dead ASAP!
    Thanks

  9. ………….BE MY GUEST, pal!!

  10. punkbanana

    He looks like Dobby. You know who I mean, with the pillowcase?

  11. not impressive

    more pics click on name

  12. HE IS STILL LOOKING GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
    HOPE TO HEAR MORE FROM THIS AWESOME BASTARD.

  13. Kye

    It’s sad people like his “music”

  14. Diwash

    Curios Case of Marshal Matters !!

  15. SoTe

    WOW, he looks weird. I would still let him eat my pu*** though.

  16. llmtelecaster

    nobody cares. poor guy has no idea.

  17. John Golby

    Why is he walking round with a bodyguard, as if anybody could care less about Eminem anymore, what a gimp.

  18. Bobby

    SO MUCH ENVY IN THESE POSTS. What do you guys consider talented, lil wayne or Kanye. Fuck Off

  19. Dan Montana

    That s it !!!!!!!!! no more f..Coke for me!

  20. Dan Montana

    That s it !!!!!!!!! no more f..Coke for me!

  21. Canadian Reader

    Wow, what’s wrong with Eminem? He looks like he’s had a serious mental breakdown. He does not look OK at all. Very zombie-like.

  22. Cris

    EMINEM IS AMAZING. and he is NOT on drugs you idiots, he’s back with a full album about his rehab he doesn’t do drugs or even drink anymore and you’re like “what drugs he’s on” STFU. GO EM!!

  23. pissonyou

    ahahaha he pissed on mariah i would ejaculate in her eye

  24. pat

    eminem is the lamest white wanna be black rappers out their i thought he was dead mariah has a killer voice and a great life and he still has this high school mentality……….grow up dude you old azz bastard

  25. eminem fan

    what the fuck is wrong with yall 62 i feel you eminem is a sexy ass bastard all of you who are makin fun of how skinny he is are probably fat bastards who stay home all day and eat twinkies he can drink what ever he want some of yall might need to start drinking diet coke bitches and take some notes eminem looks good in anything even naked yall are JEALOUS

  26. eminem fan

    what the fuck is wrong with yall 62 i feel you eminem is a sexy ass bastard all of you who are makin fun of how skinny he is are probably fat bastards who stay home all day and eat twinkies he can drink what ever he want some of yall might need to start drinking diet coke bitches and take some notes eminem looks good in anything even naked yall are JEALOUS

  27. eminem fan

    what the fuck is wrong with yall 62 i feel you eminem is a sexy ass bastard all of you who are makin fun of how skinny he is are probably fat bastards who stay home all day and eat twinkies he can drink what ever he want some of yall might need to start drinking diet coke bitches and take some notes eminem looks good in anything even naked yall are JEALOUS

  28. eminem fan

    what the fuck is wrong with yall 62 i feel you eminem is a sexy ass bastard all of you who are makin fun of how skinny he is are probably fat bastards who stay home all day and eat twinkies he can drink what ever he want some of yall might need to start drinking diet coke bitches and take some notes eminem looks good in anything even naked yall are JEALOUS

  29. eminem fan

    what the fuck is wrong with yall 62 i feel you eminem is a sexy ass bastard all of you who are makin fun of how skinny he is are probably fat bastards who stay home all day and eat twinkies he can drink what ever he want some of yall might need to start drinking diet coke bitches and take some notes eminem looks good in anything even naked yall are JEALOUS

  30. eminem fan

    i don’t care what people say eminem is awesome

  31. Rachel'sOpinion

    I love all of Eminem’s albums, and I really like his newish song, Beautiful. I kinda hope he doesn’t give up rap but I also don’t want him to be “f***ing depressed”! And how can the cross necklace be all like “who wears watches and CROSSES anymore” Umm, I may be wrong, but isn’t there some kind of meaning to wearing a cross necklace? Other than being fashionable…

  32. Carl

    Eminem is not obsessed with Mariah Carey. He is obsessed with being rejected by another woman who don’t want him.

    Mariah should not have fought garbage with garbage.

    She threw him out like trash, and no sales or money is going to ever erase that.

    Mariah get some class and Eminem go back to rehab.

  33. Carl

    Eminem is not obsessed with Mariah Carey. He is obsessed with being rejected by another woman who don’t want him.

    Mariah should not have fought garbage with garbage.

    She threw him out like trash, and no sales or money is going to ever erase that.

    Mariah get some class and Eminem go back to rehab.

  34. godfail

    This guy is 36…nearly 37!!? He looks and acts like an 18-year-old bully.

  35. Bigdawg1879

    Yall haters need to shut up cuz none of you have half as much talent as this guy. The best rapper dead or alive. I bet 90% of the haters on here at one time bought one of his cds haha yall need to get a life. My man looks fucked up haha keep poping them pills.

  36. Nadine

    I cant believe how much rubbish is being posted here wtf ur all crazy! Eminem is a lyrical genius and a legend his music is NOT dead! Idiots! Mariah is a washed up old slut who loves herself so much and in actual fact is nothin special and is a fat alcoholic skank who has to sing other peoples songs since she has no taent for writting! He is skinny because he is just out of rehab in this pics and he is still gorgous and lookin like a “teenager” is a compliament at 37 you retard! Love and respect to the world greatest rapper! STOP HATIN! its obv just jelousy get a life saddos!

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