Eminem wants to pee on Mariah Carey

May 14th, 2009 // 86 Comments

In case there’s any doubt Eminem is the greatest wordsmith of our generation, check out his latest volley in the ongoing feud with Nick Cannon. It pretty much demonstrates the full depth of his uncanny word.. things. The Sun reports:

But the warning has been ignored as Em took another shot at Mariah as he spoke on his satellite channel Shade 45.
He told listeners: “We’re taking callers right now (from) any woman who wants to be peed on.”
When asked what he’d say to Mariah if she called in, the MC replied: “I already did that.”

His next move? Trick her into eating mudpies. Aw, snap, bitch!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. blahblahblabh

    first?

  2. Tucker Jay

    :) oh urination…

  3. chupacabra

    what the hells wrong with him? did he get a face-job?

  4. Moving

    Wow. Samantha Ronson looks tired.

  5. ¨sm

    What kind of absurd drugs is this guy on now??? he looks like hell !!!

  6. jazzy

    wow. hes really skinny and strangely looking younger than before..almost teenager adolescent.

  7. Valerie

    4–hahaha!

    Who the fuck wears watches and CROSSES anymore? Get it together, Eminem!

  8. Area Man

    Is this loser at all relevant? Why does he need a body guard?

  9. italiana

    This guy is nothing but an immature thug – reminds me of my deadbeat brother. I’ve never once see this guy smile – always with the surly I’m-a-victim-it’s-everybody-else’s-fault face. Mariah Carey is WAY too classy to ever have been with him – all you have to do is listen to her song ‘Clown’ to find out all about this little weenie. It’s just incredibly sad that this clown has a daughter of his own. I feel sorry for that poor kid – she’ll either end up a junkie like her mother or because of her “father” there will a pole in Vegas with her name on it.

  10. vnl

    #7 – does it have any meaning?
    I mean, is it like: this year watches and crosses are fashionable and next season they’re not?

  11. Jim Lahey

    #1 you a loser.

    M&M (whatever his name is, stinks). Ca you say Wiggers R Us!

    Samantha Ronson lol!

  12. Zanna

    @9 you say “pole in Vegas” like it’s a bad thing.

    Personally…I’m seriously disappointed in his half hearted attempt to give the finger. It’s like he doesn’t even MEAN it.

  13. Alaskan

    this asswipe is a fucking cartoon now, does anyone over the age of 14 care that he is alive currently?

  14. Missguydead

    Dear Superficial,
    You have made an unforgivable error today and this wrong must be righted!

  15. Jim Lahey

    In pic #1 he looks like Ozzy without glasses and with his hair either cut off or tucked under that toque.

    Must be pretty cold where he is. He should try a jacket to keep warm.

  16. Missguydead

    “In case there’s any doubt Eminem is the greatest wordsmith of our
    generation… ”

    Kanye would take issue with this!

  17. sathy smith

    LOL…. Maybe U donot know, some players are hoo king up with those se xy mo dels on the interesting cl ub ____Seeking Tall C o M___ , whatever U are fans or not, just have a try. You will find much f u n

  18. What’s with the Diet Coke..?

  19. Kels

    I’m willing to bet that Eminem confused Nick Cannon with Ray J and therefore confused Mariah Carey with Kim Kardashian. That’s the only “celebrity” peeing on action I’ve ever heard of. That’s the only way this could be vaguely clever.

  20. Zanna

    @18 – I know….God.

  21. David

    #9

    How can Mariah be too classy to have been with him but also know that he has a small penis? Kind of contradictory.

  22. lisa

    why does he look like samantha ronson?

  23. name withheld

    Any truth to the rumor Spencer Pratt called in and volunteered Heidi?

  24. Beach

    Samantha Ronson looks very tired

  25. He looks like a Who from Whoville.

  26. Check out my name……..nuff said!!

  27. Valerie

    10–in accordance with the NAME of this site, I’m voicing my opinion with regards to fashion, which to ME is way more interesting than this drama in E’s life. I actually happen to hate cross necklaces, and I think watches are unnecessary with the prevalence of cell phones. Don’t care if his watch is expensive. Apologies if you wear a watch.

  28. Billydwilliams

    Samantha sems more depressed since Lindsey left. I like her new grey hat though.

  29. shar

    oh crap M & M in the media again… I don’t like Mariah any better, but he
    is ugly and to look at his size probably can only pee on someone. So totally warped. It was nice not having to see his face for a few years.

  30. ilovebeefstew

    Watches are uncool? Lol

    Eminem probably did pee on her. Good for him!

  31. bDot

    —–GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT—–

    Do some research before you copy and paste articles from Perez Hilton.

    Eminem said that mariah carrey stuff on Shade 45 back in 2005.

    THIS INTERVIEW IS 4 YEARS OLD!!!!!

    That part is on the Hollywood Homicide mixtape (The Outro, 3:38):

    http://www.datpiff.com/DJ_Whoo_Kid_Hollywood_Homicide.m18.html

    —–SUPERFICIAL WRITER… YOUR BETTER THAN THAT—–

  32. bbenny

    ^^^^bump^^^^

    —–GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT—–

    Do some research before you copy and paste articles from Perez Hilton.

    Eminem said that mariah carrey stuff on Shade 45 back in 2005.

    THIS INTERVIEW IS 4 YEARS OLD!!!!!

    That part is on the Hollywood Homicide mixtape (The Outro, 3:38):

    http://www.datpiff.com/DJ_Whoo_Kid_Hollywood_Homicide.m18.html

    —–SUPERFICIAL WRITER… YOUR BETTER THAN THAT—–

  33. meee

    #31/32, it’s YOU’RE better than that. dumbshit. get your english straight.

    i love eminem, i don’t care. he’s hilarious. mariah carey is a nut job who hasn’t been ok since like 1999.

  34. gnipgnop

    That fag have aids? All skinny and shit… looks like he should be in hospice.

  35. bbenny

    #33

    thank you for the corection.

    and thank you for traveling the interwebs, correcting you’re fellow posters from finding out the your the best at what u due.

  36. blp

    lol @4 and Em’s diet coke. Why is he so skinny? Maybe he buys those diet pills from the same ebay shop I get my penis enlargement pills from. They really work bitches!

  37. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Ugh. This guy is my age. When are people gonns atop buying into his “Im A Teenage Thug” act? The man is pushing 40, Folks!

  38. Amy

    Someone get this kid a hamburger and some talent.

  39. Haha…that’s some hard ass GANGSTER there drinking his DIET COKE. LOL

  40. @35 – The way you use the word in this comment, it would be ‘your.’

    English lesson:

    Ex. 1
    This is your house. (Your – Possession)

    Ex. 2
    You’re a home wrecker. (You’re – Contraction, YOU ARE)

  41. Lulu

    GODDAMN!
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    .
    looks like he just spent a year or two on a coke binge. bitch is skinny!

  42. Clem

    Andy Dick got a haircut?

  43. Sport

    Once a douche always a douche.

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  46. Krassy McKrass

    So Mariah enjoys showers that are golden. I’d piss on her too.

  47. truk

    when they said “shade 45″ I didn’t know they were talking about MM’s goal weight

  48. Courtyardpigeon

    That gaunt black guy sure thinks that he is white. What a tool bag.

  49. Hahaha

    mandm looks like he has AIDS or asshole cancer. Couldn’t have happened to a less talented faggot.

  50. bbenny

    #40 failed to see the humor in my post… SMH

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