In case there’s any doubt Eminem is the greatest wordsmith of our generation, check out his latest volley in the ongoing feud with Nick Cannon. It pretty much demonstrates the full depth of his uncanny word.. things. The Sun reports:
But the warning has been ignored as Em took another shot at Mariah as he spoke on his satellite channel Shade 45.
He told listeners: “We’re taking callers right now (from) any woman who wants to be peed on.”
When asked what he’d say to Mariah if she called in, the MC replied: “I already did that.”
His next move? Trick her into eating mudpies. Aw, snap, bitch!
Photos: Splash News
blahblahblabh | May 14, 2009 at 12:27 pm
first?
Tucker Jay | May 14, 2009 at 12:27 pm
:) oh urination…
chupacabra | May 14, 2009 at 12:28 pm
what the hells wrong with him? did he get a face-job?
Moving | May 14, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Wow. Samantha Ronson looks tired.
¨sm | May 14, 2009 at 12:29 pm
What kind of absurd drugs is this guy on now??? he looks like hell !!!
jazzy | May 14, 2009 at 12:30 pm
wow. hes really skinny and strangely looking younger than before..almost teenager adolescent.
Valerie | May 14, 2009 at 12:31 pm
4–hahaha!
Who the fuck wears watches and CROSSES anymore? Get it together, Eminem!
Area Man | May 14, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Is this loser at all relevant? Why does he need a body guard?
italiana | May 14, 2009 at 12:33 pm
This guy is nothing but an immature thug – reminds me of my deadbeat brother. I’ve never once see this guy smile – always with the surly I’m-a-victim-it’s-everybody-else’s-fault face. Mariah Carey is WAY too classy to ever have been with him – all you have to do is listen to her song ‘Clown’ to find out all about this little weenie. It’s just incredibly sad that this clown has a daughter of his own. I feel sorry for that poor kid – she’ll either end up a junkie like her mother or because of her “father” there will a pole in Vegas with her name on it.
vnl | May 14, 2009 at 12:34 pm
#7 – does it have any meaning?
I mean, is it like: this year watches and crosses are fashionable and next season they’re not?
Jim Lahey | May 14, 2009 at 12:35 pm
#1 you a loser.
M&M (whatever his name is, stinks). Ca you say Wiggers R Us!
Samantha Ronson lol!
Zanna | May 14, 2009 at 12:35 pm
@9 you say “pole in Vegas” like it’s a bad thing.
Personally…I’m seriously disappointed in his half hearted attempt to give the finger. It’s like he doesn’t even MEAN it.
Alaskan | May 14, 2009 at 12:36 pm
this asswipe is a fucking cartoon now, does anyone over the age of 14 care that he is alive currently?
Missguydead | May 14, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Dear Superficial,
You have made an unforgivable error today and this wrong must be righted!
Jim Lahey | May 14, 2009 at 12:38 pm
In pic #1 he looks like Ozzy without glasses and with his hair either cut off or tucked under that toque.
Must be pretty cold where he is. He should try a jacket to keep warm.
Missguydead | May 14, 2009 at 12:39 pm
“In case there’s any doubt Eminem is the greatest wordsmith of our
generation… ”
Kanye would take issue with this!
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RichPort's Ghost | May 14, 2009 at 12:43 pm
What’s with the Diet Coke..?
Kels | May 14, 2009 at 12:44 pm
I’m willing to bet that Eminem confused Nick Cannon with Ray J and therefore confused Mariah Carey with Kim Kardashian. That’s the only “celebrity” peeing on action I’ve ever heard of. That’s the only way this could be vaguely clever.
Zanna | May 14, 2009 at 12:47 pm
@18 – I know….God.
David | May 14, 2009 at 12:50 pm
#9
How can Mariah be too classy to have been with him but also know that he has a small penis? Kind of contradictory.
lisa | May 14, 2009 at 12:51 pm
why does he look like samantha ronson?
name withheld | May 14, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Any truth to the rumor Spencer Pratt called in and volunteered Heidi?
Beach | May 14, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Samantha Ronson looks very tired
TheSportsHernia | May 14, 2009 at 1:02 pm
He looks like a Who from Whoville.
Whogivesafuck | May 14, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Check out my name……..nuff said!!
Valerie | May 14, 2009 at 1:05 pm
10–in accordance with the NAME of this site, I’m voicing my opinion with regards to fashion, which to ME is way more interesting than this drama in E’s life. I actually happen to hate cross necklaces, and I think watches are unnecessary with the prevalence of cell phones. Don’t care if his watch is expensive. Apologies if you wear a watch.
Billydwilliams | May 14, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Samantha sems more depressed since Lindsey left. I like her new grey hat though.
shar | May 14, 2009 at 1:30 pm
oh crap M & M in the media again… I don’t like Mariah any better, but he
is ugly and to look at his size probably can only pee on someone. So totally warped. It was nice not having to see his face for a few years.
ilovebeefstew | May 14, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Watches are uncool? Lol
Eminem probably did pee on her. Good for him!
bDot | May 14, 2009 at 1:37 pm
—–GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT—–
Do some research before you copy and paste articles from Perez Hilton.
Eminem said that mariah carrey stuff on Shade 45 back in 2005.
THIS INTERVIEW IS 4 YEARS OLD!!!!!
That part is on the Hollywood Homicide mixtape (The Outro, 3:38):
http://www.datpiff.com/DJ_Whoo_Kid_Hollywood_Homicide.m18.html
—–SUPERFICIAL WRITER… YOUR BETTER THAN THAT—–
bbenny | May 14, 2009 at 1:39 pm
^^^^bump^^^^
—–GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT—–
Do some research before you copy and paste articles from Perez Hilton.
Eminem said that mariah carrey stuff on Shade 45 back in 2005.
THIS INTERVIEW IS 4 YEARS OLD!!!!!
That part is on the Hollywood Homicide mixtape (The Outro, 3:38):
http://www.datpiff.com/DJ_Whoo_Kid_Hollywood_Homicide.m18.html
—–SUPERFICIAL WRITER… YOUR BETTER THAN THAT—–
meee | May 14, 2009 at 1:46 pm
#31/32, it’s YOU’RE better than that. dumbshit. get your english straight.
i love eminem, i don’t care. he’s hilarious. mariah carey is a nut job who hasn’t been ok since like 1999.
gnipgnop | May 14, 2009 at 1:47 pm
That fag have aids? All skinny and shit… looks like he should be in hospice.
bbenny | May 14, 2009 at 1:48 pm
#33
thank you for the corection.
and thank you for traveling the interwebs, correcting you’re fellow posters from finding out the your the best at what u due.
blp | May 14, 2009 at 1:58 pm
lol @4 and Em’s diet coke. Why is he so skinny? Maybe he buys those diet pills from the same ebay shop I get my penis enlargement pills from. They really work bitches!
mamamiasweetpeaches | May 14, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Ugh. This guy is my age. When are people gonns atop buying into his “Im A Teenage Thug” act? The man is pushing 40, Folks!
Amy | May 14, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Someone get this kid a hamburger and some talent.
Lacy Hayes | May 14, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Haha…that’s some hard ass GANGSTER there drinking his DIET COKE. LOL
Dave180 | May 14, 2009 at 2:27 pm
@35 – The way you use the word in this comment, it would be ‘your.’
English lesson:
Ex. 1
This is your house. (Your – Possession)
Ex. 2
You’re a home wrecker. (You’re – Contraction, YOU ARE)
Lulu | May 14, 2009 at 2:28 pm
GODDAMN!
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looks like he just spent a year or two on a coke binge. bitch is skinny!
Clem | May 14, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Andy Dick got a haircut?
Sport | May 14, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Once a douche always a douche.
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Krassy McKrass | May 14, 2009 at 3:17 pm
So Mariah enjoys showers that are golden. I’d piss on her too.
truk | May 14, 2009 at 4:06 pm
when they said “shade 45″ I didn’t know they were talking about MM’s goal weight
Courtyardpigeon | May 14, 2009 at 4:06 pm
That gaunt black guy sure thinks that he is white. What a tool bag.
Hahaha | May 14, 2009 at 4:09 pm
mandm looks like he has AIDS or asshole cancer. Couldn’t have happened to a less talented faggot.
bbenny | May 14, 2009 at 4:14 pm
#40 failed to see the humor in my post… SMH