Eminem in search of new material
White rapping phenom Eminem has apparently hit a severe case of writer’s block. What else can explain reports that he’s about to remarry his ex-wife, Kim? My take is he’s trying to get back to his bread and butter; rapping about drowning her in the family car, and other perfectly healthy fantasies.
“I’m at a point in my life right now where I feel like I don’t know where my career is going,” he said. “This is the reason that we called it ‘Curtain Call,’ because this could be the final thing. We don’t know.”
Curtain Call is apparently the title of Em’s upcoming album. In about a week I wouldn’t be surprised to hear one stabbed the other with the star that was supposed to go atop the Christmas tree at the Mathers household. No doubt a holiday season to remember for their daughter, who is trailing Michael Jackson’s kids in the race for most traumatized celebrity offspring.